Darwin was clearly wrong Created 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:51:57 UTC by Jobabob Jobabob

Created 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:51:57 UTC by Jobabob Jobabob

Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:51:57 UTC Post #175133
Evolution is wrong, havent you ever heard of Intelligent Design? Therefore it is wrong.

I disagree with everything in this post.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:53:12 UTC Post #175136
Hey, I must be a right British dope but who's Darwin?
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:56:32 UTC Post #175139
Maybe God created the cells for evolution to occur. MAybe adam and eve story is a metaphor to show the development of man. "Took him from the earth" Refers to cells from the earth evolving? Maybe metaphors were used because people all over time cannot conceive the idea of cells until now...... The bible was written without the concept of time. Perhaps the metaphor such as Adam and Eve was written without the concept of time. The firery gates which lock up the Garden of eden. Maybe that means the proto plasmic pool from which we evolved is buried under a volcano? Think about that............
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 10:58:26 UTC Post #175141
Well SOMETHING had to cause the big bang. Because as madcow says in his "the universe itself" post: "There's no such thing and nothing." And for every action, there is and equal and opposite reaction, so some ACTION had to cause the big bang as a reaction. and without the universe coming into being, how would ANY animal be here? You cannot give me an example of Nothing.

I think we're here on purpose. Maybe YOU were a regrettable accident, but I'm here on purpose.

[edit] the bible said adam and eve talked. probably no single-celled talkers.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:00:12 UTC Post #175142
Haha, Jobabob... you're so random :D In a good way.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:01:03 UTC Post #175143
I don't get it..?
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:02:09 UTC Post #175145
WTF indeed. Somehow i still can't stop laughing :D
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:02:17 UTC Post #175146
It's not random, he just wanted to incite an angry response. lol
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:07:13 UTC Post #175150
Maybe, but it still is funny :D
First he 'states' his 'opinion' and then..
I disagree with everything in this post.
Hilarious.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:08:35 UTC Post #175152
I believe in evolution and all of that, but our human-self design is too different from everything else. If we came from monkeys, why are we so much taller than them, and wouldn't our relatives evolve at some sort of similar rate. I think we were placed here by aliens.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:12:33 UTC Post #175155
An alien ejaculated in the sea and so humans were born.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:13:51 UTC Post #175157
Where's our fur? and I want some of those wicked alien claws and teeth!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:31:49 UTC Post #175163
JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:32:57 UTC Post #175164
Where's our fur? and I want some of those wicked alien claws and teeth!
We are just clever..
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 11:56:52 UTC Post #175169
Xyos212:
Maybe adam and eve story is a metaphor to show the development of man.
That's pretty much EXACTLY what I think !

I recon that the bible was originally not meant to be taken so literally, but to illistrate something that could not be explained directly, like a higher power or God?

And to put something like that into human context.

(For the record, I am not religious in any way, except that I was Christanned, or whatever you call it) ^^
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:08:15 UTC Post #175170
Sorry about the double post, but the [edit] link won't work :confused:

About what Nickelplate, that SOMETHING had to cause the Big Bang:

I don't necasserally think so, if you take the Infinity of space, over an Infinity of time, something will happen sooner or later.

Like, somewhere in Infinity, something will happen at some point in time. And that point in time will come eventually.

See what I mean ? :glad:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:11:53 UTC Post #175173
JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
And I love Jesus...in his ass.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:17:36 UTC Post #175177
I love the SOMETHING had to cause this to happen (God) argument, you cannot argue against an unproveable concept. Which is why religion vs science never really goes anywhere, 'because god said so'.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:17:52 UTC Post #175178
I dont believe absoulutly in the Bible, just throwing out theroies.

Quote: [edit] the bible said adam and eve talked. probably no single-celled talkers"

Maybe that shows the development of mans language...

Well, Einsteins whole proposals and his unfinished theroy of everything was to prove gods will of the world. He believed that anything was predictable, and nothing was random. His theroy of everything was to read gods mind. He died before finishing it.

Its amazing how we know how our brain works, what all the nerves do, but we cannot explain consciousness. It shows that humans are more than the sum of their parts. There is something else not yet explained. Something we don?t know. Humans always fear what they do not understand?..

I don?t believe in organized religion either. Too many Popes and people making up MAN MADE laws of the religion. I do believe there is a god though. Too much things a little too perfect in this world?

The earths perfect pitch and angle of rotation to be perfectly near the sun. Nature and balance. Gravity, water, etc?.

I don?t know what I exactly believe, but I do think the Bible is a giant metaphor that covers up the science of creation. Think that there is no concept of time to god. Most stories could represent his hand in creating the cells of evolution. It could have been made to appeal to the majority of people ignorant to cells, espically before our time today, which in comparison is a short period of time compared to the rest of time. Hence my refrence of no concept of time.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:24:29 UTC Post #175180
Nickelplate is going to open up a 15 page long rebuttal of jesus on your agnostic-ass
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:32:00 UTC Post #175182
Its always good to consider both options. Its hard to make a final decision, but taking a look at all the options doesnt hurt. Philosophy in my opionion teaches more than religion. (Even though some philosophy is religious)
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:39:11 UTC Post #175184
You are clearly wrong, why cant you see just how wrong you are. Also, you are going to burn in an eternal lake of hell fire because you dont believe a big omnipotent white man in the sky made everything.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 12:48:26 UTC Post #175185
er... i mean we were a creation of another alien race and set loose on earth to spread hippy love and joy and twhl but instead we kill and nuke eachother.
Edit: hldm style.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 13:14:46 UTC Post #175190
satch: fantastic.

You, Loffe and jobby are my favourite people in this thread :]

... and me too, now.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 13:16:23 UTC Post #175192
Jobabob's sweet, rich Brittish humour was rubbing off on ZL... He came onto Muzz's server yesteday and was.... sarcastic

:o
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 13:42:07 UTC Post #175202
sarcastic ! :aggrieved:
How bloody British of him :biggrin:
You are clearly wrong, why cant you see just how wrong you are.
I like your style Jobabob ! :lol:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 13:49:51 UTC Post #175205
you dont believe a big omnipotent white man in the sky made everything.
You mean Bill Gates?
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 13:51:10 UTC Post #175206
rofl Satchmo !
keep the jokes coming, your on a roll :biggrin:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 14:02:13 UTC Post #175213
how is your avatar both furry AND emo
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 14:16:12 UTC Post #175218
Nobody was there for the big bang, so I guess we have no proof. lol

I'll shorten the 15 pages down to just this: There can't be something from nothing. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so there was either matter or energy in the beginning, and SOMETHING has to happen to either one to convert them from one to another.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 14:17:08 UTC Post #175220
we dont understand it with our current theories, therefore god did it

brilliant logic
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 14:58:40 UTC Post #175231
And where did god come from? Someone must have humped someone else to create a god eh?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:00:46 UTC Post #175234
Did God masturbate very hard to create himself?

Oh wait! How can he masturbate before he exists? Pretty darn difficult when you don't have a hand or a penis.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:00:57 UTC Post #175235
hmmm, omnipotence, got to get me some of that!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:06:16 UTC Post #175241
lol, how profound.
Jobabob: how is your avatar both furry AND emo
tis furry ^^
but what's emo ?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:09:13 UTC Post #175243
wat came first?

the chicken or the egg?

and the answer is:

the cock that laid the chicken!!! :glad:
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:15:19 UTC Post #175249
The chicken, through evolution... idiot.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:21:49 UTC Post #175258
emo is essentially goth 'omg society is so bad im so anti society because i wear black clothes and cry a lot'

I knew a lot in university, they're mostly middle class and its rather sad.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:33:48 UTC Post #175271
hehe, not me.

It's just one of my favorite pics from my favorite manga site :)
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:35:40 UTC Post #175273
Anime is so crap! It gives the illusion of good animation and skill, but in fact it repeats animations, has MANY flashbacks, and has 10 minute talking sessions with a head still, and a mouth just doing 2 animations. Open and closed. Anime is crap.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:37:19 UTC Post #175275
NARROW-MINDED BIGOT!!!!!!!!!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:39:34 UTC Post #175276
The chicken, through evolution... idiot.
Thank-you. Finally, somebody who actually thinks of the answer and says it.

I hate that "riddle", y'see.

Emo = wimpy whinging gothaliques.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:45:54 UTC Post #175280
The chicken, through evolution... idiot.
The egg, from dinosaurs... idiot.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:49:02 UTC Post #175282
A dinosaur turned into an egg? That I've got to see...
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:49:05 UTC Post #175283
Xyos212: Anime is crap.
Agreed, a lot of anime is pretty crap (their chins don't even move when they talk!). But some are really good, if the story's good.

But I prefer manga, pics and comics. un-animated stuff.

Edit:
NARROW-MINDED BIGOT!!!!!!!!!
Hugh, was that aimed at anyone in particular or just flung at random ?
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:51:41 UTC Post #175286
The egg, from dinosaurs... idiot.
The point is animal vs. egg, not chickens in particular.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 15:53:12 UTC Post #175288
Slasher - That was flung towards Xyos's comment about anime. I don't really like most of what I've seen (yay Cowboy Bebop) but gosh-darn it, I respect your right to say it!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 16:04:45 UTC Post #175296
Hehe, ok. Still gotta see Cowboy Bebop, I hear it's good.
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 16:13:08 UTC Post #175303
wtf is a dinosaur, there is no proof that dinosaurs ever existed, have you ever seen one?!
Posted 18 years ago2006-04-19 16:19:25 UTC Post #175308
Rurouni Kenshin was good. So is cowboy Bebob... But it seems the ones I ve seen recently have the same repititous storyline, and animation shortcuts.

Evangelion was good too.

I guess what I meant is the newer anime is bad then.
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