Headcrab!
Created 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:44:50 UTC by
satchmo
Created 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:44:50 UTC by
satchmo
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:44:50 UTC
Post #177744
I soooo want one of these!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:47:15 UTC
Post #177746
errrrr
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:48:19 UTC
Post #177747
Saw it, and I completely intend to buy one and hang it on top of my monitor.
How cool would it be if they made a snark one?
How cool would it be if they made a snark one?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:48:50 UTC
Post #177748
i really do too, but they're stupidly expensive.. Like.. As much as HL2
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:51:57 UTC
Post #177749
I am going to buy one for my baby.
My wife and I are planning to start a family soon.
I promise I'll post a picture of this headcrab on my baby's head!
My wife and I are planning to start a family soon.
I promise I'll post a picture of this headcrab on my baby's head!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:55:05 UTC
Post #177751
I am going to buy one for my baby.Dude..... yes.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 16:56:56 UTC
Post #177753
ummm, they said they paid great attention to the underside. So why does it look like a vagina? It is just a vaginal shaped hole with dark fabric, that isn't great attention, that is just creepy. Please don't put it on your babies head. Only the ultimate fan-boy would buy that.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:00:37 UTC
Post #177755
Only the ultimate fan-boy would buy that.What makes you think I am not?
And what's wrong with a vagina? Dr. Kleiner said it himself...it'll try to "mate" with your head. How suggestive can it get?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:02:35 UTC
Post #177756
I always liked headcrabs, they are abit cute. But maybe thats because they... in very few way, remind me of real crabs, spiders and all these creatures.(how do you call that family of creatures, I know how it's called in my own languge but not in english?)
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:04:01 UTC
Post #177757
Satchmo is right dustbunny. BTW dont you think anyone who maps for HL/HL2 is a pretty serious fanboy to begin with?
I want one!!!!
I want one!!!!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:05:12 UTC
Post #177758
dont you think anyone who maps for HL/HL2 is a pretty serious fanboy to begin with?Actually I hate Hl1/2.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:07:23 UTC
Post #177759
I am actually more saying, it isn't very detailed. And there is nothing wrong with a vagina, on a WOMAN, it's just really creepy on a stuffed animal. And do you mean Crustations (crust stations-pronounced) Elon, Spiders are arachnids, if there is some other dominate group over those, I don't know.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:07:38 UTC
Post #177760
And HL1/2 hates you.
I want one of those, badly!
I want one of those, badly!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:07:52 UTC
Post #177761
I was gonna buy one until i noticed how much i didn't like the design. Headcrabs aren't brown with stripes WTF! The plush isn't even to scale! The price is def. not worth it either.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:10:21 UTC
Post #177762
arachnidsI think thats the group I was talking about, thanks.
Ok elon, thats enough posting for today... three posts in a thread! -self
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:13:41 UTC
Post #177763
It doesnt have to be exact, its fine. Are you racist against brown things Headcrab Killa? Just joking 
Its the only one of its kind, so why not buy it? Or two, or three?
Its the only one of its kind, so why not buy it? Or two, or three?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:19:12 UTC
Post #177765
Doesn't look much like a vagina to me. It's just a hole.
It's nice, but the colouring is a bit odd.
A cool alternative to a teddy for your kiddy, though, satch :).
It's nice, but the colouring is a bit odd.
A cool alternative to a teddy for your kiddy, though, satch :).
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:36:26 UTC
Post #177770
as you cant fit it over your own head its somewhat pointless
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:43:18 UTC
Post #177774
I want a snark!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 17:52:13 UTC
Post #177776
A snark would be better, yeah :).
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 18:05:56 UTC
Post #177780
as you cant fit it over your own head its somewhat pointlessZOMG U CANTT FIT ON HEAD ZO IT SUX!
Come on, its funny and its cute. If you can't honestly say that you wouldn't want one then you can't call yourself a true Half Lifer. You know you want one, even if you won't say it here, you know you want one.... you want one.... you want one..... you want one..... you want to made me a moderator.... you want to.... you want to....
(how do you call that family of creatures, I know how it's called in my own languge but not in english?)Arachnid.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 18:25:15 UTC
Post #177785
Am I the only one unaffected by these toys? Every forum that mentions this they are like "THEY ARE SOOOO CUUUTE, I WANT ONE!!!"...
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 18:25:22 UTC
Post #177786
They should make stuffed animals of all the half-life aliens. I remember finding a site that had a couple different HL plush toys a while back, but I can't remember what the link was.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 18:26:00 UTC
Post #177787
Oh also Boxtop it say's on the label "HL Critters" which means they are going to make more obviously.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:03:10 UTC
Post #177791
Well, the tag could just be signifying the headcrab is a "half-life critter."
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:11:20 UTC
Post #177792
looks cool thogh i wouldnt spend money on that kinda stuff now sinxce im saving up for my australia trip next year
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:30:10 UTC
Post #177793
yea, seen this over at Hit.. I buy!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:38:46 UTC
Post #177796
Fuck HIT, I can't stand those guys. I released cs_poltergeist2 there and instantly this guy who hates me for no reason just shat all over the damn thing.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:39:48 UTC
Post #177797
A cool alternative to a teddy for your kiddyMy kid wouldn't be caught dead with a regular teddy bear. With a mega-geeky father like me, he/she has no chance but to grow up to become a geek too.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:45:11 UTC
Post #177799
Thats harsh
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-01 19:54:08 UTC
Post #177802
just remember to give him internet morals satch, aka: assholes finish last
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 01:22:07 UTC
Post #177825
My wife just told me that I can't have our baby playing with a headcrab.
She doesn't want our baby to be "zombified".
She doesn't want our baby to be "zombified".
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 03:04:47 UTC
Post #177831
I remember finding a site that had a couple different HL plush toys a while back, but I can't remember what the link was.Would it be this site?
Totally want one of these things.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 03:07:21 UTC
Post #177837
Aw.
How about a fluffy crowbar?
How about a fluffy crowbar?
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 03:15:57 UTC
Post #177840
i don't think they're big enough to wear on the head like a hat. That'd be awsome for canadians.
Demand life size headies!
Edit: If i had one, i'd call him Temnyre.
Demand life size headies!
Edit: If i had one, i'd call him Temnyre.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 05:26:04 UTC
Post #177859
Come on, its funny and its cute. If you can't honestly say that you wouldn't want one then you can't call yourself a true Half Lifer. You know you want one, even if you won't say it here, you know you want one.... you want one.... you want one..... you want one..... you want to made me a moderator.... you want to.... you want to....A true valve fanboy you mean
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 06:28:19 UTC
Post #177870
Great Valve knows how to get money from the easy way.With making people download steam, they earn money in everything they release.Even though they are expensive or crappy.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 06:31:46 UTC
Post #177871
My wife just told me that I can't have our baby playing with a headcrab.Hahahahaha.
She doesn't want our baby to be "zombified".
Warning, wearing fluffy headcrabs may lead to zombification!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 06:34:46 UTC
Post #177872
fluffy zombification
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 06:38:33 UTC
Post #177873
OMG VAVLE STOLED MY IDEA IM GONNA SUE!!!
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 06:48:34 UTC
Post #177877
I've always wanted a pet headcrab.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 11:51:49 UTC
Post #177968
I want a life-size plush Alyx doll. I'll just have to hide her from my wife.
Posted 18 years ago2006-05-02 12:00:33 UTC
Post #177969
Buy a blow-up doll and make some moderations. The wife will never know.
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