There once was a guy named Rimrooklaugh my ass off
who turned out to be horribly mistook
the kindly young fellow
turned out looking yellow
for he peed in the bath that he took.
wow, twhl is full of sensitive hl nerds.
Month of May Mini Contests!
Created 17 years ago2006-05-13 20:09:54 UTC by
Rimrook
Created 17 years ago2006-05-13 20:09:54 UTC by
Rimrook
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 03:06:35 UTC
Post #182666
wow, twhl is full of sensitive hl nerds.
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 13:25:54 UTC
Post #182738
?ber serious!!1
Once there was this kid named Fred,
he enjoyed dining on the dead.
His favourite dining place was under the Black Mesa base,
Where Gordon would dispatch of all the gibs from his victims.
Once there was this kid named Fred,
he enjoyed dining on the dead.
His favourite dining place was under the Black Mesa base,
Where Gordon would dispatch of all the gibs from his victims.
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:30:04 UTC
Post #182741
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you look like my dog,
so I'd never fuck you! :
Violets are blue,
you look like my dog,
so I'd never fuck you! :
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:33:47 UTC
Post #182742
Haha. That made me smile 
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:35:29 UTC
Post #182743
I was in the middle of editing my post, I got two more:
Gordons my friend,
Alyx's my lover,
If only you knew,
You'd run for cover!
Jesus Loves you,
Jesus Hates you,
You Love sin,
You Hate sin,
But really,
Who the fuck cares!!!
Gordons my friend,
Alyx's my lover,
If only you knew,
You'd run for cover!
Jesus Loves you,
Jesus Hates you,
You Love sin,
You Hate sin,
But really,
Who the fuck cares!!!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:37:26 UTC
Post #182744
You gave him one day!Mm, haiku.
Poetry is cool, of course
I will try this one
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:46:19 UTC
Post #182746
If Peter Frampton was in Half-Life,
Do you think, he'd still love his wife?
Perhaps maybe he'd just tighten his grip.
and on the toilet, let them rip
But If he had one choice,
to fall in love again,
I'm sure the alien nextdoor
Would'nt hesitate, and adore!
Do you think, he'd still love his wife?
Perhaps maybe he'd just tighten his grip.
and on the toilet, let them rip
But If he had one choice,
to fall in love again,
I'm sure the alien nextdoor
Would'nt hesitate, and adore!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:49:22 UTC
Post #182747
Yeah, haikus are great
Writing them is tricky, though
Not that good at it
Writing them is tricky, though
Not that good at it
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:53:26 UTC
Post #182749
Im not too good at poety, so I'll steal an entertaining one, like rimrook did!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 14:57:22 UTC
Post #182750
Noobs are dangerous,
Some are disasterous,
But if you catch one,
they're wizards under the sheets!
Some are disasterous,
But if you catch one,
they're wizards under the sheets!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 15:19:24 UTC
Post #182753
People write poetry on forums.
Its so stupid, I just want to floor 'em.
For this we can all thank Rimrook,
and his World Of Half-Life poetry book.
Yeah, well I'm tired.
Seventh is to grammar, what jam is to toast,
It is clear to see, his posts are better than most.
If it were up to him, and grammar nazis ruled,
dumb threads from noobs, would never have us fooled.
That one's a bit better
Kasperg is a treckie geek, and this is what we love.
His body may stay on the ground, but his mind is far above.
His awsome star trek maps, really do take flight.
So it's really quite a shame, that his transporter texture aint right.
Its so stupid, I just want to floor 'em.
For this we can all thank Rimrook,
and his World Of Half-Life poetry book.
Yeah, well I'm tired.
Seventh is to grammar, what jam is to toast,
It is clear to see, his posts are better than most.
If it were up to him, and grammar nazis ruled,
dumb threads from noobs, would never have us fooled.
That one's a bit better
Kasperg is a treckie geek, and this is what we love.
His body may stay on the ground, but his mind is far above.
His awsome star trek maps, really do take flight.
So it's really quite a shame, that his transporter texture aint right.
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 15:22:06 UTC
Post #182754
Practice makes perfect
In time you will be the king
Until then, bow down
I used to suck, too
But soon I realized that
I'm the best ever
Oh yes, I'm cocky
It's true, go tell your mother
My loins wait for her
Unless she's ugly
Which she undoubtedly is
But I'm desperate
In time you will be the king
Until then, bow down
I used to suck, too
But soon I realized that
I'm the best ever
Oh yes, I'm cocky
It's true, go tell your mother
My loins wait for her
Unless she's ugly
Which she undoubtedly is
But I'm desperate
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 15:23:29 UTC
Post #182757
good one Hunter
haha, so thats how it's done.. good work Hugh
---->
WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO,
IS HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS,
TO ENJOY MY LIFE!
haha, so thats how it's done.. good work Hugh
---->
WHAT I'D LOVE TO DO,
IS HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS,
TO ENJOY MY LIFE!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 15:28:23 UTC
Post #182759
Cunts, tits, boobs, booty,
Porn - it's glorious beauty
I think I'll go wank.
Porn - it's glorious beauty
I think I'll go wank.
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 15:41:24 UTC
Post #182765
Elof is monstrous
He'll chew your flesh, like the rest
But throw it back up
Zombies can't digest
And it will be their downfall
When zombies revolt
Against their leaders
Zombies don't eat their own kind
Nothing can be done
Zombie anarchy
Is a good name for a band
Make it happen, please!
He'll chew your flesh, like the rest
But throw it back up
Zombies can't digest
And it will be their downfall
When zombies revolt
Against their leaders
Zombies don't eat their own kind
Nothing can be done
Zombie anarchy
Is a good name for a band
Make it happen, please!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 16:06:43 UTC
Post #182772
Wins!
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 17:01:33 UTC
Post #182781
Roses are red
Poems are corny
Lets go to bed
'Cos I'm feelin' ...
Poems are corny
Lets go to bed
'Cos I'm feelin' ...
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 18:03:21 UTC
Post #182802
myself
HO
HO
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-30 20:00:29 UTC
Post #182814
This is a poem for you
You'll like it if you know whats good for you
Or I'll cut you good
As a crazy man should
END
You'll like it if you know whats good for you
Or I'll cut you good
As a crazy man should
END
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-31 00:05:56 UTC
Post #182831
There once was a fellow named Hugh
Whose sister I'd def'nately do
Well, If Hugh HAD a sister
I'd def'nately fist 'er
But alas, he has none.. Hey, do you?
Whose sister I'd def'nately do
Well, If Hugh HAD a sister
I'd def'nately fist 'er
But alas, he has none.. Hey, do you?
Posted 17 years ago2006-05-31 02:08:54 UTC
Post #182835
this one will be tough to judge. i'll let it slide a little into June, since everyone is having so much fun.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-01 11:08:10 UTC
Post #183132
heh. i think that's as much 'sliding' as it needed. no new posts.
Get a winner, then commence the month of June mini contest
Get a winner, then commence the month of June mini contest
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 00:00:45 UTC
Post #183207
Yeah, the new contest should be more like the smiley one, i enjoyed that one more than the others.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 08:24:16 UTC
Post #183241
I hope you mean 'No New Poems' instead of no new posts, if not then you can smite me.. lol
Yea, though, how about pimping cars.. I'm pro at that!
EVERYONE, QUICK...
Yea, though, how about pimping cars.. I'm pro at that!
EVERYONE, QUICK...
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 10:07:22 UTC
Post #183257
Roses are yellow
my urin is mellow
midgets are bad
they?re making Tosse mad
He will never fail
in this midget killing tail
For he is Tosse, the hunter of evil midgets!
...
It was time to put the fiddle in the middle
my urin is mellow
midgets are bad
they?re making Tosse mad
He will never fail
in this midget killing tail
For he is Tosse, the hunter of evil midgets!
...
It was time to put the fiddle in the middle
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 10:49:51 UTC
Post #183262
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This contest is boring
Let's get something new...
please.
Hopefully visual-related, i like editing pics.
Violets are blue
This contest is boring
Let's get something new...
please.
Hopefully visual-related, i like editing pics.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 11:41:47 UTC
Post #183269
There once was a guy named RimrookI was jaundice too
who turned out to be horribly mistook
the kindly young fellow
turned out looking yellow
for he peed in the bath that he took.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 16:23:20 UTC
Post #183322
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 16:26:32 UTC
Post #183324
I suggest artrage then:
http://www.ambientdesign.com/artragedown.html
Im still using version 1 though.
http://www.ambientdesign.com/artragedown.html
Im still using version 1 though.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 16:30:52 UTC
Post #183325
That's pretty nice Unb
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 16:38:59 UTC
Post #183327
er.. its not may anymore
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 16:58:34 UTC
Post #183330
Bunnies are soft,
Like warm pancakes,
Mmmm, pancakes.
Like warm pancakes,
Mmmm, pancakes.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 18:16:34 UTC
Post #183343
I was jaundice tooWhen i was born I was too.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 18:31:17 UTC
Post #183347
You cant choose to be jaundice, you're born that way. Stop persecuting me because I was born yellow. I'm off to my kidney problem pride paradade.
Posted 17 years ago2006-06-02 19:34:47 UTC
Post #183355
umm.. guys, new one has started!
http://twhl.co.za/forums.php?pgt=1&action=viewthread&id=11646&pg=1
http://twhl.co.za/forums.php?pgt=1&action=viewthread&id=11646&pg=1
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