Zombie Survival Plan Created 15 years ago2008-11-30 21:43:10 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 15 years ago2008-11-30 21:43:10 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 15 years ago2008-11-30 21:48:18 UTC Post #259258
You've just woken up. Blaring over the radio are instructions to stay indoors due to a blood-transferred infection which is causing the population to lose basic brain function and act extremely violently. What do you do?
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Primary: Simply an axe head attached to a longer shaft - perhaps one of my many heavy-duty tripods.
Reason: Very reliable.

Secondary: Molotovs.
Reason: Superbly easy to make & highly effective.

Vehicle: Ford Transit.
Reason: In my street alone, there are about 6 Ford Transit vans. That's not an over-exaggeration.

Armor: My Paintball kit.
Reason: including a mask to protect my eyes, this also leaves no flesh exposed at all.

Battle Anthem: Frank Klepacki - Hell March 1 - From First To Last Remix.

Sidekick: Paul Mullen.
Reason: Paul F'ing Mullen

Stronghold:Vending Machines blocking strong doors.
Reason: Multitask - Food, drink and barricade

Location: Erskine Sports Centre.
Reason: Located in a sparsely populated area surrounded by carpark on one side and field on the other, not to mention less than 2 minutes away from a supermarket in the event of supplies running low.

Final words: Snape kills Dumbledore.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 15 years ago2008-11-30 22:37:31 UTC Post #259259
Stay indoors and play Left 4 Dead until the army arrives.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 15 years ago2008-12-01 00:08:13 UTC Post #259260
Molotov's aren't really as reliable as you'd like to think though hunteh. In video games they are EXTREMELY over-exaggerated, and they are quite messy if done wrong. The liquid contained in the bottle is all the stronger your flame gets, considering, the bottle doesn't hold much liquid, so you'd have to use multiple molotov's with highly flammable liquid to even begin to do any damage. AKA: Molotov's in real life suck.
Posted 15 years ago2008-12-01 02:11:30 UTC Post #259262
Heres my choices
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Primary: This sort of situation must not be approached with reason, logic, or startegy, but rather with mindless violence! So, I've decided to get the biggest, baddest gun straight from my ass to Rambo this zombies till the good old army arrives.

Secondary: If all else doesn't work, release the dog! Once he becomes infected, we can have a really emotional moment like Will Smith from I am Legend and his dog where I don't want my only friend to die, but then he turns and I have to kill him.

The ratings would be through the roof!

Vehicle: All the cars got stolen by everyone else, so I made this carriage from my shit, layered on some Fibre Glass and then paint. I have no Horses, but assuming the dog or sidekick is still alive, they can take the Horses place.

Armor: A zombie (temporary) apocalypse requires that I go out in style. And what better way then some pixelated armor. Not only will the zombies piss their pants in fear, but I'll look damn awesome for the ladies.

Battle Anthem: "Oh yeah" by Yello. What better music could there be when I stride out to face the hordes with my armor, gun, dog and sidekick?

Sidekick: The Terminator. Being a machine means he can't become infected, and being a futuristic machine, he can't be destroyed (easily) so wwhat better meatshield is there for me?

Stronghold: As long as Breen doesn't mind. If the real one isn't available, I'll just make my own or pretend some skyscraper in downtown is the citadel.

Location: The centre of the universe! If the zombies get me, I'll use my awesomeness to teleport here.

Last words: If the zombies somehow manage to kill me, it'll be because their hacking. Once I'm in spectator mode and waiting to respawn, I'll bitch and cry endlessly, call for an admin to ban said zombies only to get banned myself, then write some crap journal entry about it. Or maybe complain about it on some forums somewhere. Who knows?

DE END.
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