Half-Life the movie? Created 19 years ago2004-06-04 22:44:26 UTC by Rileymo Rileymo

Created 19 years ago2004-06-04 22:44:26 UTC by Rileymo Rileymo

Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 11:04:30 UTC Post #31097
Will Smith! :D
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 12:16:53 UTC Post #31126
hahaha--hmmm, I think anyone of us would-we have the most experience with this character-don't yas think--lol (joking)
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 13:17:05 UTC Post #31136
Me! I have dark hair and glasses! Gimme a fake beard an I'm away!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 15:06:48 UTC Post #31201
you need a pony tail! here, take my hair and make one, i dont need it!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 22:31:43 UTC Post #31295
You know, there was a Half Life: Uplink movie somewhere....utter crap.
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-07 22:37:36 UTC Post #31297
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 08:11:06 UTC Post #31381
I can do it i have red hair!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 09:18:51 UTC Post #31394
die and a haircut can do wonders. even Eddie Murphy could mplay Gordon. he played almost every character in the nuty proffesor movies.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 09:33:38 UTC Post #31405
hahahaha-lol... hmm I think morgan freeman kinda looks like gordon...
but I don't know, hes got to round of a head...lol
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 12:14:59 UTC Post #31440
Just make it computer animated! No need for actors!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 13:16:01 UTC Post #31473
nah I don't think I'd like that I like real movies, not computer generated.
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 16:57:59 UTC Post #31589
errrr....I say some office geek, or nerd who's still lying in a bush having been beaten up by the rest of the bunch...

Or how about Stephen Hawking?

...Well, I mean, he wears glasses - I'm sure they can put him in an orange suit, maybe attatch strings to his limbs like a puppet so the guy can do the stunts, I'm sure they can get a voice ator to dub over his absurdly computerised voice device?!

...You know what, I think they might be on to something big time here! :P
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 17:08:20 UTC Post #31592
or Dr. Phil!

He has no hair, so stick some on him.
dye it.
put glasses on him.
Make him younger.
make the HIV suit real and do all the moving, all he has to do is talk!
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 17:14:21 UTC Post #31595
...or even Dubya!

...he's good at blowing things up! :P
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 18:05:09 UTC Post #31602
Don't insult my presedent!

God Bless Regan. Flags will be at half-mast for a month.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 18:39:53 UTC Post #31614
He died right?

I'd say the guy who plays Ron in the Harry Potter films - with some beard and glasses he'll look right on!
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 19:10:47 UTC Post #31630
LOL, thta would be hilarious!
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-08 19:54:41 UTC Post #31655
lol. Although hes even too nerdy for the Freeman. and hes WAY too young.

OO OO!!

That redhead from American Idol that sucked!
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 08:07:45 UTC Post #31730
Supposely it looked like Conan O' Brian. Thats what he said...

BTW, Conan's late Night Show is funny!!!! do you watch it? wait, thats off topic...
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 09:08:16 UTC Post #31740
Don't insult my presedent!
God Bless Regan. Flags will be at half-mast for a month.
...Please BL, dont make me laugh, not when I have a stomach ache!
:lol: :zonked:
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 15:18:59 UTC Post #31834
Regan was a president during some sort of war, ah forget it...

oops! :)
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 20:13:23 UTC Post #31899
Cold War.
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 22:10:23 UTC Post #31919
Valve Still Interested in Half-Life Hollywood Movie


Given the enormous popularity of all things Half-Life, it's a given that a movie will be made of the game eventually. Indeed, several attempts at getting such a project off the ground have been firmly rejected, Valve's Doug Lombardi revealed in a recent interview, but the developer behind the Sci-fi shooter phenomenon hasn't ruled out the possibility of extending the franchise to the silver screen.

Speaking to Eurogamer, the Valve marketing director admitted: "We've been approached by just about every major studio there is [to do a Half-Life movie]... we've met with some pretty serious players."

But despite being wined, dined, and meeting up with top movie stars, Lombardi and co have so far remained unimpressed: "Every treatment that I've seen for a Half-Life movie has stunk so badly I didn?t even want to be in the room with the script! I mean, [they were] just awful. We've been offered the whole deal, [but] it's like; we're not going to do that. We're not going to make another bad [game-related] movie.

Asked whether Valve would consider doing a movie of the game if the right treatment came along, Lombardi admitted it would be a go-er: "If one comes along we'll do it, if not... we're in this business to make games, right, we're doing pretty well for ourselves making games, there's no need."


Evidently Valve wouldn't let it become one of those, for example, Super Mario, lol.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-09 22:38:22 UTC Post #31924
Regan was not president during a war. He was an actor, became governer of California, elected President, and shaped America as it is now. He is the only President to have his own economic system names after him. Reganomics. Truley a great man.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-10 07:01:38 UTC Post #31976
Oh, thats right! :D
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 16:14:04 UTC Post #33078
Johny Depp would be good for freeman.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 16:55:22 UTC Post #33082
or mel gibson! or cameron diaz! OR CRAIG CHARLES!
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 17:06:37 UTC Post #33084
lol.

or Marylan Monroe.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 17:40:33 UTC Post #33100
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 18:56:57 UTC Post #33118
Keanu Reeves.
'Whats going on? like, dr rosenberg?'
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-13 19:55:51 UTC Post #33136
Marylan Monroe
Yeah they could dig her rotting corpse up tie a few sticks to it and use her as a zombie in the film :D
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-14 12:01:58 UTC Post #33321
Keunu Reeves- I think would be the best bet--with glasses and a beard, maybe i just liked the Matrix trilogy--who knows??
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-14 15:38:06 UTC Post #33376
lol, Gordon learnes Judo.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-15 03:45:14 UTC Post #33499
What you are seeing, Mr. Freeman, is not real.

H-L - The Matrix? G-Man reminds me of Agent Smith, come to think about it.

Instead of the awesome lobby scene with the guns and crap, gordon takes on all of the hgrunts with his...crowbar! mwahaha!

And if they used Hawking, he'd be Dr. Keller. The wheelchair says it all.

And methinks Depp would ditch the crowbar for.....scissorhands! lol.

And Judo-Gordon would be awesome.

And part of what made the whole Half-Life (heh) premise fun was that you were immersed in the game, controlling Freeman, and the world came alive around you. I doubt they could replicate that in a movie form unless it was shown from Gordon's POV, but then it'd be like another HL expansion, just non-interactive. And on a big screen. And with popcorn. Mmm....popcorn.

And I'm done. For now. :)
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Posted 19 years ago2004-06-15 10:58:40 UTC Post #33561
Truley a great man.
I said PLEASE BL! Don't make me laugh again! My stomach won't stop hurting unless you stop these ludicrous wisecracks!

:D
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-15 12:57:16 UTC Post #33595
Jahzel, if you want to be a rude anti-american jack***, then thats the way you can be. I won't argue about it, but do me one favor, tell Osama that were coming for em for me.
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-15 14:47:00 UTC Post #33629
Hmm. Well, I'm so sorry I misunderstood your joke. Perhaps I was laughing at your joke instead of you? :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2004-06-15 19:40:17 UTC Post #33702
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