A lion, King o' the jungle, is lying on a glade snoozing. Then an elephant appears, jumping and whistling. He jumps into a bush, rustling and suddenly a PLOPP. The elephant comes out again giggling and laughing.
Next day, same place, same lion. Again the elephant comes along. Again he jumps into the bush, again a rustling, another PLOPP. Again he comes out completely happy and disappears.
Third day, all the same, the lion is already taken aback. After the PLOPP, he ask the laughing elephant: "Hey, what are you doing in that bush that makes you so happy?". The elephant replies, "Well, I rape monkeys.". The lion, "But, that's normal. Everybody here does that.".
The elephant laughingly answers, "Yeah, but yours don't burst!".
Jokes'n stuff!
Created 20 years ago2004-06-30 20:54:38 UTC by
hazardous!
Created 20 years ago2004-06-30 20:54:38 UTC by
hazardous!
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 20:54:38 UTC
Post #37853
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:02:00 UTC
Post #37855
Three guys get shipped wrecked and washed up on a supposedly deserted island. This island happens to have a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe finds them and takes them to their leader. The leader says he'll let them ive if they go into the forest and find some fruit. When the first one gets back, he has a coconut. The leader tells him to shuv(?) the coconut up his butt to live but he can not have any facil expressions. He trys but he fails so he is eaten. The second guy comes back with some grapes. The leader tells him to do the same but he smiles and begins to laugh so he is eaten. The first to guys met eachother in haeven and the first guy asked: "you had grapes! how did you get eaten?" The second guy said: "I saw the third guy come with some pineapples."
Im not sure if i wrote it or told it right but it is a REALLY funy one!
(from prior thread by me...)
Im not sure if i wrote it or told it right but it is a REALLY funy one!
(from prior thread by me...)
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:09:39 UTC
Post #37857
@mchow: Hm, I already knew that one.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:25:31 UTC
Post #37868
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:35:39 UTC
Post #37870
Two me are hiking in the woods, they find a hole and decide to see how deep it is, they throw a rock in, but they can't hear any thing, so they throw a bigger rock in, and still can't hear it, so they finally pickup a log and throw it in there and they hear thunk! All of a sudden a goat comes running out and jumps in the hole, they look at eachother shrug and walk on, they meat a goatherd who asks him if they've seen his goat, they say the onlt goat they saw was the one who jumped in the hole.
The goatherd says; "That coudn't be my goat, my goat was tied to a log.
The goatherd says; "That coudn't be my goat, my goat was tied to a log.
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:36:29 UTC
Post #37871
To get to the other side.
Why did the Turtle cross the road?
Why did the Turtle cross the road?
Posted 20 years ago2004-06-30 21:49:57 UTC
Post #37873
To get to the other side.Not my chicken.
And the darn turtle was trying to beat my chicken in a race, but he's too darn slow.
In reality, I have no idea.
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-02 10:42:28 UTC
Post #38263
in reality this thread is dead! uho, i brought it back...
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-02 10:44:19 UTC
Post #38264
A priest, a monk and a rabi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this, a joke?'.
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-02 11:06:59 UTC
Post #38268
hehe, yah.
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-02 11:39:00 UTC
Post #38269
2 guys walk into a bar hahahahhahahna
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-02 12:13:22 UTC
Post #38276
right. theres these 2 guys. HAHAHA, GET IT!?
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