Superior jam hotline!
Created 20 years ago2004-08-31 11:13:39 UTC by
jaardsi
Created 20 years ago2004-08-31 11:13:39 UTC by
jaardsi
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-31 11:13:39 UTC
Post #55463
Posted 20 years ago2004-08-31 11:41:40 UTC
Post #55466
Random. . . . . . .
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 03:18:18 UTC
Post #55593
Not to mention amusing.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 03:30:18 UTC
Post #55601
I'll take four more.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 08:38:33 UTC
Post #55714
Hey, I wrote that yesterday in IRC. HAHA! I invented it before anyone else! Not the Superior Jam part but the hotline part. 
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 09:35:15 UTC
Post #55730
Why the bizarre bitmapped font?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 09:38:32 UTC
Post #55733
I like it. That's why.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 10:11:19 UTC
Post #55746
(15:00:31) <m0p> Out now! The 13Superior Jam hotline! Now YOU can buy 13Superior Jam anytime and have it delivered to your door! Yes, YOU, you lazy fat american![quote]
(15:01:26) <jaardsi> "Oh my god, I don't even have to leave my television!" - an overweight american
(15:02:04) <Gman|Hammering> lol
(15:02:08) <jaardsi> Actually
(15:02:21) <m0p> Just call 1-800-13Superior and leave your name, waist size, weight and address so our computer can calculate how much Superior Jam you can eat before your stomach 'splodes!
(15:02:29) <Gman|Hammering> the -wadinclude was for csg right?
(15:05:00) <m0p> Out now! The 13Superior Jam hotline! Now YOU can buy 13Superior Jam anytime and have it delivered to your door! Yes, YOU, you lazy fat american!
(15:05:00) <m0p> Just call 1-800-13Superior and leave your name, waist size, weight and address so our computer can calculate how much 13Superior Jam you can eat before your stomach 'splodes!
(15:05:00) <m0p> Here are some of our testimonies:
(15:05:00) <m0p> "Oh my god, I don't even have to leave my television!" - an overweight american
(15:05:00) <m0p> So buy some 13Superior Jam from the Superior Jam hotline today!
(15:05:22) <m0p>
(15:05:38) <m0p> Its superior
(15:06:41) <jaardsi> :)))ALMOST READABLE PROOF RIGHT THERE (last sentence freely edited.)
(15:06:57) <Gman|Hammering> erm, was the -wadinclude for the csg exe?
(15:08:02) <m0p> mmm, 13Superior
(15:08:32) <m0p> Poll started!
(15:08:33) <m0p> Question: Would you like to buy some of this 13Superior Jam?
(15:08:33) <m0p> Option 1: Yes
(15:08:33) <m0p> Option 2: No
(15:08:33) <m0p> To tally a vote, say !poll1 to tally a vote for option 1, !poll2 for option 2!
(15:10:36) <m0p> VOTE VOTE
(15:11:16) <jaardsi> !poll1
(15:11:39) <m0p> good choice sir
(15:11:59) <m0p> hey, im gonna buy SuperiorJam.com
)15:13:01( <jaardsi> ZL, you are my mastar
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 13:36:49 UTC
Post #55770
i miss that......
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 13:44:19 UTC
Post #55773
mmm... superior jam...
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 16:32:00 UTC
Post #55809
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 16:39:49 UTC
Post #55810
Why ake fun of americans? Not all of them are fat. Like me...
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 16:40:48 UTC
Post #55812
You invented mcdonalds.
And BurgerKing.
'nuff said.
And BurgerKing.
'nuff said.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 16:53:37 UTC
Post #55825
Anonymous posting will be stopped as soon as possible.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 16:58:10 UTC
Post #55832
Seventh, you really are a king among men!
At last i hate anonymous posts, especially like the last 2.
That was jsut evil and nasty lol
At last i hate anonymous posts, especially like the last 2.
That was jsut evil and nasty lol
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-01 17:02:35 UTC
Post #55833
Yeah :
I'll try and get hold of the logs.
I'll try and get hold of the logs.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-02 08:57:28 UTC
Post #55907
I think it's disgraceful I do, what with all these fat people maoning about being moaned about. What about all those poverty-sticken people around who aint got a pot to piss in let alone a large tub of lard!
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