GHP Mod Concepts Created 20 years ago2004-10-25 12:39:03 UTC by Jahzel

(Grappling Hook Productions)

Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Concepts:

1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. You have been assigned by a group of scientists to enter the human body and destroy the miniature aliens after being shrunken by a lab machine.

Setting:

You start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.

You also enter a human body, travelling through the many veins, arteries and organs.

2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided to revenge human kind for treating them as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, you become sympathetic for their regime and decide to help out in their quest to destroy humanity. The dogs capture you, and you are eventually taken to their command centre somewhere on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparing thousands of brainwashed clones to battle the dogs and fight to save the human race.

Setting:

City-based. Elements of moon activity.

3. A cannabis factory owned and funded by the US Government has been threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. You have been assigned by the US Government to save the factory from the evil invaders.

Setting:

Inner city, high-security, factory environment.

(Expect even more strange ideas soon)

Number 3 would do a very nice team deathmatch mod

hehe, could well do.

You also enter a human body, travelling through the many veins, arteries and organs.

Been done. Great film, I believe it's called "The Greatest Adventure".

But only as a Half-Life episode, complete with miniature aliens (well normal sized but technically miniature)

[quote]3. A cannabis factory owned and funded by the US Government has been threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. You have been assigned by the US Government to save the factory from the evil invaders.

Setting:

Inner city, high-security, factory environment.[quote]

Nothing strange in this one. I think it's quite possible to happen in real life.

4.

<@Seventh-Monkey> THE GMAN HAS STOLEN BARNEY'S BANANA
<@Seventh-Monkey> RETRIEVE IT
<@Seventh-Monkey> sub-mission: seduce gina
- later -
<@Seventh-Monkey> terrorists plan to hold Gordon's ladyfriend hostage
- later -
<@Seventh-Monkey> GORDON FREEMAN LOVE CHEAT
<@Seventh-Monkey> SCANDAL OF THE BED-HOPPING SCIENTIST

The MonQey spam spree, by ZombieLoffe

ALL REAL UNEDITED QUOTES FROM #twhlregs.

-Translated Into Redneck-

Yall liss'n here. (Grapplin Hook Productions)
Half-life (ultra surreal) Mod Cone'stpts:

1. A group of miniature aliens have invaded an important human figure. yall have been assigned by a group of scientists ta enner the human body an' destroy the miniature aliens afner bein shrunken by a lab machine.

Settin:

yall start in a high tech, ultra clean laboratory environment.

yall also enner a human body, travellin through the many veins, arteries an' organs.

2. A pack of angry mutant dogs have decided ta revenge human kin' fer treatinem as pets. Rather than destroy the angry dogs, yall become sympathetic fer their regime an' decide ta help out in their quest ta destroy humanity, an like'a that. The dogs capture you, an' yall year eventually tekkn ta their comman' centre somewher on the moon. Meanwhile, humanity is preparin thousands of brainwashed clones ta battle the dogs an' fat ta save the human race.

Settin:

City-based. Elements of moon activity.

3. A cannabis factory owned an' funded by the US guvernment use ta threatened by a group of fundamentalist Christians. yall have been assigned by the US guvernment ta save the factory from the evil invaders.

Settin:

Inner city, high-security, factory environment.

Ya reckon?

lol.. more!!