I think these style rules should be implemented to prevent further retardedness. Employ more moderators, and use the card system.
FORUM RULES
The following rules are your guide to behavior on these boards. In most cases, these rules address general situations. It is up to the moderators to deal with specific occurances that are perhaps not covered here. When a rule and a moderator appear to be saying different things, the moderator is always right. Do not argue with the moderators - if you feel you've been wronged or misrepresented, you're welcome to contact me by Private Message or by Email. Voicing your grievances on the message board itself is prohibited.
There is a card system implemented on this board that assists moderators in keeping the peace. We operate on a three strikes and you're out policy. If you act against the rules, or against common sense or better judgement in any way, you will receive a yellow card. If you receive three yellow cards, you are banned from the board. SOME offenses WILL lead straight to banishment, so do not think that you have a two-card buffer to act like a retard.
Blue Cards are your tool to help moderators. If you see someone breaking the rules, hit the Blue Card. A moderator will deal with the situation. Do NOT try to take matters into your own hands, or you could end up getting in trouble yourself.
Rules
Watch your language. Swearing is not against the rules, but excessive use of it just for the sake of using it, is. Using bad language directed at a fellow board member is also against the rules.
Breaking this rule gets you punishment deemed by the moderator to be appropriate to the offense.
No Flaming. Whatsoever. I don't care what your personal opinion of someone else is, if you can't express it without being mean, childish, insulting or spiteful, keep it to yourself. You are allowed to express your opinions, but they must be done so calmly, intelligently, and without purposeful intent to attack the other party. The interpretation of such is entirely up to the mod, so if you are not completely sure that you can express your opinion without it sounding like an attack, you're best off just not doing it at all. Anyone seen attacking another forum member for any reason will be removed from the board.
Also, bringing up old "flames" as in old animosities which has since been resolved will result in strict action against the member. Bringing up old flames creates new ones people.
Breaking this rule gets you punishment deemed by the moderator to be appropriate to the offense.
No offensive content. This includes, but is not limited to :
Gore and excessive violence (both photographic and animated) including 'stick death' and violent Flash animations
Pornography and strongly sexually suggestive material (both photographic and animated)
Full Nudity (both photographic and animated)
Racist and hate speech material
Other material generally considered rude, vulgar or crass (including bodily functions)
Posting written material or inline images containing the above is unacceptable. Links to gratuitous examples of the above is prohibited. It is sometimes reasonable to link to an external resource that contains borderline material because of it's redeeming attributes (an article about a breakthrough in medical science with graphic pictures of surgery for instance) and it is polite to warn people about what they might see. Please note this is simply netiquette and not a licence to break this rule. If you have concerns about material you wish to post, you can contact me first.
Breaking this rule gets you an automatic red card.
Exception to the rule: If you have artwork or writing that may be graphic of some nature, and wish to post it in the Artist's forums, you may do so ONLY in those forums. And you MUST provide ample warning prior to display. Racist and hate speech related material is still prohibited.
No illegal content. This includes, but is not limited to :
Material concerned with illegal drugs and drug use
Material concerned with making weapons and explosives or committing crimes
Pirated software, music, or other media, including modern commercial game emulation, file sharing networks and ways of circumventing copy protection. Despite the nature of this web comic, and the community thereof, discussing these matters in public could land me in trouble, so I have to disallow it.
Discussing the implications, ethics and other theoretical aspects of these subjects is acceptable, but promoting, advocating or providing specific details is not.
Breaking this rule gets you an automatic red card.
No advertising, spamming or scams. This includes, but is not limited to :
Promoting other message boards or sites (except inside the Missing Link forum)
Pyramid and other MLM schemes, referral programs and money scams
Passing through the board to advertise your service, event, competition or personal website - even if your link seems to correspond to the theme of the message board (except for web comics inside the Web Comic forum)
NOTE: Sharing your website or webcomic with the other forum dwellers is something reserved for people who become part of the community, as this is not a public noticeboard for you to advertise on. Avoid promoting your website in your first post as it makes it difficult to tell if you intend to stick around or not.
Links in your signatures are allowed, but be responsible with them.
Breaking this rule gets you punishment deemed by the moderator to be appropriate to the offense.
Not all behaviour is so simple, these tips can help you fit in better with the existing community.
Guidelines
Make your signature a reasonable size. Large, ugly and slow loading signatures visually pollute the board, enlarge threads and slow down modem users. Show respect for your fellow posters by ensuring your signature, if used, is somewhat discreet, space efficient (avoid using vertical content or images that break the layout of the forum) and quick loading. If you use other message boards and don't want to change it for this one, then disable your signature when you post by unchecking the box below your message body. You will be warned if your signature is unacceptable.
Don't post nonsense and gibberish. Don't waste people's time by spieling off nonsense prose or other forms of brainless rambling. While we all have a sense of humour, material that's completely devoid of intelligence, thought or wit, does not belong on these boards. (except in Rantings of Madmen, though certain rules still apply)
Make use of the preview function. The preview checkbox that sits next to the post button is a powerful tool that will show you exactly how your post, profile picture and signature will look before you add it to the board. You can use it to check your BBcodes and other formatting, as well as seeing how your profile and signature looks without making 'test' threads, and save yourself from having to fix blatant mistakes with edits.
If you have a large picture to display, either in filesize or dimensions, link it. Stretching threads is a no-no, and if it occurs your expected to edit your post to fix it.
If you post an external link, please be discerning. They belong in the Missing Link only. You can share sites with the rest of the board that make you laugh or think, but just try to be sure to only pick the best of the bunch, as mediocre Flash animations are not rare treasures that the world must be notified about. If you're going to post trivial and silly content, it must be all ages or have a very visual disclaimer BEFORE the link.
Discussions are to be carried on intelligently and calmly. You may express your opinions, but avoid mocking somebody else if their views differ from yours.
If you're not a moderator, don't feel compelled to act like one. If someone is breaking a rule in a way that annoys you or makes you feel uncomfortable, feel free to tell them that you don't think they should be doing that, or click the BLUE card. This reports a post to a moderator. Do not travel the boards looking for people who you feel are breaking rules so you can tell them off. Do not copy-paste quote sections of the rules at people. Do not warn people of the rules when they first arrive - that can be insulting. If someone is being a nuisance on the board, and a moderator is aware of the situation, consider backing off. Goading and provoking troublemakers takes control of the situation away from the moderator and makes their role more difficult.
If you're new to the boards, you can simply join in on the existing "newbie introduction" thread, or start one of your own to announce your presence. If you do start an introduction thread, please take the time to tell us about yourself, because while we're generally friendly and interesting people it's difficult to respond to "Hi I'm new. Bye."
Handy icebreakers include what some of your interests are, how you found this board, if you know anyone who already posts here or even what part of the world you hail from. If you're going to use a new thread to announce yourself, be sure to give us something to go on.