Four years later and the Earth we once new has gone. The whole planet has been enslaved by Rastafarians who call themselves Combine troopers.
Cheap Jamaican reggae music fills the air as a newly resurrected Seventh Monkey pull a crowbar from a dead guy in an HEV suit
Story numba three
Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 12:24:33 UTC
Post #94404
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 13:39:27 UTC
Post #94407
and charges onto a combine trooper. Unfortunately, he sucks, so a headcrab pwned him.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 13:47:24 UTC
Post #94408
ministeve takes the crowbar, and runs back to scotland to kill some cyborg-ninja sheep. meanwhile, in a totally unrelated incident, urbanebula was battling the forces of the undead with a plastic potato peeler.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 13:54:05 UTC
Post #94411
Then Seventh-Monkey was resurrected again and proclaimed himself to be The Lord!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 13:59:51 UTC
Post #94416
[Mod status getting to your head Alex?] 
...But a small group led by Zombieloffe opposed "The Lord" and found that..
...But a small group led by Zombieloffe opposed "The Lord" and found that..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:08:31 UTC
Post #94421
there was a huge muffin hidden under the statue of liberty!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:13:36 UTC
Post #94424
The enormous woman would destroy us all but the man realised that he was talking about the Statue of Liberty and not a real person and
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:14:20 UTC
Post #94425
this was found rather puzzling by the public for three reasons.
1. How did they lift it.
2. Since when was the statue of liberty anything to do with this planet anyway.
3. Where shall we have lunch.
This resulted in a huge
1. How did they lift it.
2. Since when was the statue of liberty anything to do with this planet anyway.
3. Where shall we have lunch.
This resulted in a huge
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:22:51 UTC
Post #94428
Orgy
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:23:39 UTC
Post #94429
in the middle of the yellow submarine...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:30:24 UTC
Post #94430
In mississppi
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 14:51:04 UTC
Post #94433
located near habboiville
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 15:11:42 UTC
Post #94441
which was instantly consumed in a raging inferno from a bolt of lightning from Seventh-Monkey's sceptre!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 15:31:13 UTC
Post #94446
Then IEMC took his home made banstick and beat it over the head of Seventh-Monkey.
Then IEMC proclaimed him sefl as king.
Then IEMC proclaimed him sefl as king.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 15:36:13 UTC
Post #94450
but suddenly someone killed IEMC
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 15:37:34 UTC
Post #94452
Who is this person who killed him?
Wait, no one killed him. He killed himself. He couldnt take the pressure of being king.
Wait, no one killed him. He killed himself. He couldnt take the pressure of being king.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 16:50:40 UTC
Post #94468
...not mention the fact that he just simply wasn't up to scratch with his kingship. Infact, IEMC accidentally set fire to his castle after a prehistoric microwave disaster...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 18:05:10 UTC
Post #94489
after forgetting to remove the foil wrapping from his Big Mac. IEMC escaped the inferno but was so devastated by the loss of his Big Mac that he
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 18:37:11 UTC
Post #94492
so desperately needed to become a fat werewolf
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 18:38:13 UTC
Post #94493
fell off a mountain.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 20:06:41 UTC
Post #94506
IEMC: "Noooooooooo! My big Mac! Its gona forever!" He yelled.
He didnt even mention his castle.
He didnt even mention his castle.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 08:55:14 UTC
Post #94563
And so, the kingdom of Habboville was rejoiced at the loss of their shitty king.
Next to take the throne was
Next to take the throne was
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 09:20:16 UTC
Post #94567
John Kerry,
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 09:21:13 UTC
Post #94568
He looked really dandy.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 09:22:05 UTC
Post #94570
eatun' his candy,
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:44:26 UTC
Post #94590
and drinkin cheap brandy
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 12:44:51 UTC
Post #94591
with huis lueft handy
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 13:40:29 UTC
Post #94595
he jerked off, feelin' ever so randy
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 13:57:23 UTC
Post #94597
watching gay porn and singing annoying fucking rhymes that must end so he can get back to the story he's writing entitled "Incest. It's fun for the whole family. Part III: Spanking and the incestrous family".
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 14:09:19 UTC
Post #94598
anyway, back on pluto, king fork the tent-eating plane was
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 14:53:05 UTC
Post #94605
eating a huge german sausage with a side serving of dickcream.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 15:11:21 UTC
Post #94607
Suddenely, he began to choke. He died.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 17:56:54 UTC
Post #94649
Then, a small school of passing tuba teachers decided to annex the once-great land, and proclaimed themselves kings under the seven suns of
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 18:22:41 UTC
Post #94658
Great Lord Penis, with the big wang!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 18:43:58 UTC
Post #94659
Froid would have a field day with you, O' Joseph.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 18:44:17 UTC
Post #94660
(Whos wangs were later cut off)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 22:32:20 UTC
Post #94687
and were replaced by 9-inch (23cm) mechanical retractable Klingon penises manufactured by none other than Peter Willie Johnson, the famed penis baron who loved the taste of
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 22:36:07 UTC
Post #94689
...cock-a-doodle, the rooster crowed, interrupting any previous line of thought anyone had and then retiring to the shed.
Sort of douglas-adams-y :F?
Sort of douglas-adams-y :F?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 23:33:33 UTC
Post #94702
After they got their "bionicle penis's", the men conquered the world.
Until they died when they saw IEMC's pron tape. (in a previous story.)
Until they died when they saw IEMC's pron tape. (in a previous story.)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 03:18:46 UTC
Post #94714
Which was 6 hours of nothing but IEMC masturbating...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 10:12:44 UTC
Post #94733
Appart from about 4 hours through when he goes to make a sandwich
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 11:21:24 UTC
Post #94743
And then out of the blue PaLO re-appeared and concluded that Jahzel has finally gone insane.
Meanwhile..
Meanwhile..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:18:32 UTC
Post #94759
Jahzel went insane.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:23:50 UTC
Post #94762
And PaLO joined him.
For old times' sakes.
For old times' sakes.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:24:42 UTC
Post #94763
And slowly we went insane...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:29:23 UTC
Post #94766
Dragging everyone else down with us, until everyone at TWHL went nuts.
And..
And..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:32:26 UTC
Post #94768
...had a party
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 12:53:21 UTC
Post #94787
Dancing, dancing, with carrots.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:00:31 UTC
Post #94792
And glee.
Yes. Glee.
Yes. Glee.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:05:53 UTC
Post #94794
But then, all of a sudden, a fleet of out-of-control Voltswagen Camper Vans interupted the party. Their leader, Bob
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