Conspiration theories Created 15 years ago2008-08-19 10:22:40 UTC by Tosse

Yes, Conspiration theories. I have ran out of them! Like some of you other members of this humble site, I need them. But I haven't found any good ones to hang on to lately. Does anyone know of a good one to share?

Or should we glue our insane heads together and make one of our own?

Not this again.. Please?

If you want conspiracy theories why don't you just add Jahzel on MSN or something

So, you don't want me to discover the truth, ey?!

You're secretly working for the goverment, aren't you?!

Ant is actually Seventh Monkey.
Seventh Monkey secretly starred in Disney's Lion King.

Madcow's the only one to know of this and is keeping the truth to himself.

Madcow's the only one to know of this

Daubster is Madcow.

Tosse works for the NSA.

hey im obama

Abraham Lincoln is the real messiah.

The Postal dude is Buddha.

ZLDB was there before TPB.

Inside ejem ejem ehjeeeeem aham sjhasajsajsjsamja job

I invented toilet paper

Ah ye got me

I'm your real dad... yep, she was a winner! Tell her I said hi.

What the hell happend to this thread?

Conspiration theories are for douchebags and goths/emo's. :rly:

Well, I'm a douchebag so it's cool!

Then fuck you.

All I need is a swear jar and i'll be rich!!!

Also, this thread is a conspiracy!! I haven't figured out why yet but it is!!!

TWHL and Snarkpit are owned by the same multi-billion dollar corporation.

If that were true, Ant wouldn't have shitty internet

He doesn't. It's part of the cover up.

What's this red dot on me?

Lol!! Maybe we are all paranoid and should keep our theories to ourselves unless we have hard evidence and not create stupid threads that is trying to clutch at straws for a decent discussion... and with that i leave this thread...

Why, this thread is amazing.

THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!

They really do,

Well, since we are talking of conspiracies, or at the very least trying, allow me to treat all of you to some good reading on the subject. Here I present to all of you who are interested in knowing more about the strange world of weirdness, a very special e-book called "100 Strangest Mysteries", written by some guy called Matt Lamy. Below is a picture of the front cover of the original hard cover book followed by a small sample listing of some of the things it talks about. If any of you care to do so, you can download this e-book for free, which is really a PDF file, from this link: http://www.virtualhl.info/100%20Strangest%20Unexplained%20Mysteries.pdfThese are just some of the things this e-book covers:

Abductions
Ancient Astronauts
Area 51
Civilian Aircraft Encounters
Government Knowledge
Life on Mars
Men in Black
Nazca Lines
The Piri Reis Map
Rendlesham Forest
Roswell
The Tunguska Explosion
UFO Crashes
UFOs & Military Interceptions
Earth Energy
Crop Circles
Crystals
Earth Lights
Ley Lines
Mystical Places
The Bermuda Triangle
The Dragon?s Triangle
Easter Island
The Pyramids of Giza
Stonehenge
Stone Circles at Castlerigg
Atlantis
El Dorado
Lyonesse
Mu & Lemuria
Teotihauc?n
Amityville horror
The Borley Rectory
Hampton Court Palace
Longendale Ghostplanes
The Mary Celeste
Waterworks Valley

Heath Ledger is on an indefinite vacation in the Bahamas to visit Tupac and Steve Irwin.

Tupac is definitely still alive. He's released more albums dead than alive, for fuck's sake.

Tupac is definitely still alive. He's released more albums dead than alive, for fuck's sake.

Very true. Also, don't forget the videos he's done being supposedly dead.

I hope he's dead! His music is anus!