Forever Young Created 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:29:23 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Created 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:29:23 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:29:23 UTC Post #269788
Check out this strange case.

I have never seen or heard anything like her, but it's truly fascinating.

It reminds me of the movie "Benjamin Button".
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:45:58 UTC Post #269789
It reminds me of this

EDIT: I also watched benjamin button but it isn't too relevant with this story( neither the link I provided).
Anyway, interesting case. If humanity will reach the state of "undead" , then Terra will reach the state of "dead".
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:51:36 UTC Post #269790
Terra? And Satch, what are your thoughts on this from a pediatric view?
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:52:10 UTC Post #269791
Wha-?
If that happens to everyone, we're doomed as a race, though.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 14:59:29 UTC Post #269795
From my point of view, she's too lazy to grow up.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:05:20 UTC Post #269796
"My system always has been to turn years into months," Greenberg said. "So, if someone asked today, I might say, she's 16 months old."
Following that rule, she'll be a bomb by the time she's 216 years old! Every old lady's dream :P
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:06:31 UTC Post #269797
It is very sad that this child will most likely get exploited by medical experts working for the pharmaceutical industry to try to "extract" the secretes of the supposedly perceived "fountain of youth" mystery. And as for the child's condition that gives her the illusion of "eternal youth", that's all it is, an illusion. With out a doubt, this is a very sick child on a very deep level that's yet to be fully understood by the medical community due to her condition being so exotic.
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:14:47 UTC Post #269799
"Walker, of the University of South Florida, believes that if the gene can be isolated, it may provide clues to questions about why we age and die."
Right the day they find that out and think of selling such a thing, I'll personally help them to die.

Imagine a god mode Hitler - he'll live long enough to find out how to noclip too! That will be a new and very long chapter of human history...
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:27:33 UTC Post #269801
If this breaks through, this will really make people NOT want to have children. Parents would have to take care of them for 200 years or so.

Also, average life is about 70 according to the 2008 estimate. That's about 840 of her years! If you live to be 90 that makes it over a 1000.

Don't forget that women also go on their periods for 1 week out of the month. In turn would be 4 months out of the year. We would have to set aside a mating season or something...

Also, have the body be "out of synch" seems unhealthy and unnatural to begin with.

Oh one more... try being pregnant for 9 years.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:30:39 UTC Post #269803
D: to your entire post rimrook.
:pwned:
My g/f complains enough as it is when her period hits.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:43:10 UTC Post #269806
People want to develope normally, but live forever. 1 year = 1 month isn't the answer.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 15:44:09 UTC Post #269807
Maybe if they just switch the gene on once someone reaches... say 25 years old? That way the women stay smokin hot (assuming they were already so) forever
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 16:11:14 UTC Post #269808
^ this.
Or just, you know, stop trying to be god. People are supposed to die, that's why we do. People are supposed to age, that's why we do.
And if you live forever, you'll get bored real fast.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-09 18:54:17 UTC Post #269822
Quote from cracked.com about living too long:
Okay, after the first, say, few hundred years, everything's still fine and well. You've seen a few generations of people live and die, and had this happen to your family. Oh well, they were likely douches you could live without anyway at some points. Companionship is companionship, or so you think.

Not so fast: You know how when you were younger (by human terms, a child), an hour seemed like forever to you? As people grow, their brain starts to perceive time differently. An hour feels like less time. Now extend that logic to a year, or a decade, or a century. This means that eventually, you will be completely unable to form relationships with human beings because their lives and deaths will flash past you like a tape on fast-forward.
(source)

Tetsu0 has the answer. Of course, we'd have to form a commitee to decide who is smoking hot and deserves to have god mode switched on, and who isn't.

No more than 25 please!
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 00:23:59 UTC Post #269838
"Interview with the Vampire" touched on this theme.

So did "Highlanders".

She's not really just young and normal. She does not talk and she probably can never walk.

I don't want to live like that.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 00:48:41 UTC Post #269839
She'll walk... in 40 years!
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 02:17:14 UTC Post #269842
she looks abnormal.
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 06:22:51 UTC Post #269843
My g/f complains enough as it is when her period hits.
Not as much as you'd be complaining if it didn't.

...

But seriously, this child is probably aging like everyone else, and will likely die at the same age as most people do, if not drastically sooner considering her condition. I don't know why everyone's jumping to the conclusion that this growth abnormality will result in a longer lifespan.
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 07:35:46 UTC Post #269844
What srry said.
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 07:40:27 UTC Post #269845
Sorry is 100% correct. I pray every month ;)
On topic, I feel bad for the family. Imagine taking care of a baby.. forever.. Most people only have to deal with it for like.. 2-3 years. But 16 years plus!? It's gotta get exhausting.
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 13:23:32 UTC Post #269861
That gives all her sisters the opportunity to play babysitter as much as they want. Don't all little girls love that? It should give them an awesome +20 babycare experience like noone's had before! By the time they have one of their own, they'll take care of it properly without even noticing.
Posted 14 years ago2009-07-10 13:58:34 UTC Post #269863
Bet they'll be shocked when their children actually grow up :walter:
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
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