Large Hadron Collider Created 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:25:53 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Created 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:25:53 UTC by satchmo satchmo

Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:25:53 UTC Post #275994
Start colliding.

And the universe still exists.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:35:19 UTC Post #275995
So much for that time travelling particle nonsense.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:50:34 UTC Post #275997
So much for that time travelling particle nonsense.
That hasn't been disproved yet. They could pick one up any second. We don't know how far we would be able to send these particles back in time yet.

I've been looking forward to this. I hope they don't screw it up
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 14:54:02 UTC Post #275998
"Nonsense. Gordon is a MIT trained professional."
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 15:27:30 UTC Post #276000
They're waiting for you Gordon... In the Hadron Collider.

On a serious note, I heard they won't start doing the real experiments until early 2010
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 16:48:40 UTC Post #276003
Lets hope it won't break again.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 17:50:52 UTC Post #276007
They'll get an unusually pure Hadron this december.
Oh wait, that's Black Mesa, which is a real New Mexican place. :D
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 19:35:21 UTC Post #276008
If something does go wrong, that would be the coolest way to end the world. Much cooler than the planet warming by a few degrees and nothing really happening.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 21:07:20 UTC Post #276009
If something does go wrong, that would be the coolest way to end the world. Much cooler than the planet warming by a few degrees and nothing really happening.
yep, silly algore and his global warming. just some tree huger who needed an excuse....
brendanmint brendanmintBrendan
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 21:09:50 UTC Post #276010
Actually, the universe as we know it already DID end. What we are living in now is one of the many duplicate universes that were operating as carbon copies of the old one in case anything happened to it. Thankfully the change was so fast nobody noticed, otherwise the world could be in chaos.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 21:10:18 UTC Post #276011
lol.. global warming DOES exist dude

but algore is a fucking idiot, i'll give you that
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 21:23:06 UTC Post #276012
Who is algore? Is he like Al Gore?
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 21:35:32 UTC Post #276013
Manmade global warming (AGW) is nothing more than a political show meant to scare the masses into submission. Such natural cycles are inevitable anyway.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 22:02:53 UTC Post #276014
the extra CO2 is caused by the jews.
Borat likes this.

But really, i'm waiting for the little black holes to start wreaking havoc... gonna be sweet! =)
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-24 23:44:26 UTC Post #276015
not if they can't contain them...Goodbye to earth then. :/
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 00:58:49 UTC Post #276016
particle beams pew pew
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 01:30:33 UTC Post #276017
IMMA FIRIN' MA PARTICLE BEAMS

But on a serious note, yay, good for them.
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 01:45:32 UTC Post #276018
Still wonder what the practical use for all this is.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 01:59:50 UTC Post #276019
It's been around for several years and you still don't know? Haven't you read any articles on the machine that explains what it does? What they want to use it for?
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 02:34:35 UTC Post #276020
college sorority experimentation?

however, when the eventual wrong DOES go.. if they(we?) end up creating a hyper mutated alternate parallel world connected to this one through a series of space disruption..

I'm TOTALLY getting a houndeye as a pet.. maybe an Ichisaur as well.. no headcrabs though (even though the baby ones are kind of cute).. they can become a handful with all the assimilation.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 06:32:33 UTC Post #276028
It's been around for several years and you still don't know? Haven't you read any articles on the machine that explains what it does? What they want to use it for?
They use it to impress the ladies
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 10:17:27 UTC Post #276033
I just hope nothing bad happens.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 15:01:01 UTC Post #276043
Nothing bad will happen. All the talk of black holes and time travelling particles is just plan old BS.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 15:08:37 UTC Post #276044
I doubt anything significantly bad will happen. In fact, I think I'd be willing to bet someone 100 euro that the world doesn't end. If it doesn't end, I get 100 euro. If it does end, I don't have to pay because the world ended. It's win-win! :D
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 17:37:54 UTC Post #276048
I think that the bad stuff they say could happen isn't BS, and it can happen... it just won't.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 18:25:55 UTC Post #276049
controlled experimental demonstration much, say what, say what
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 18:52:18 UTC Post #276050
hehe. hardon
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 21:04:07 UTC Post #276051
the large hardon collider?

Wait..

Oh god. get this image OUT OF MY HEAD.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-25 22:01:03 UTC Post #276052
Thanks, Huntey. You just indirectly ruined my mind.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 00:38:40 UTC Post #276055
That's my cue to post old unfunny demotivators.
User posted image
Also the most regrettable naming faux pas in recent scientific history.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 01:02:57 UTC Post #276056
I knew it was coming, it was just a matter of time.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 01:50:00 UTC Post #276057
So this is what Saribous meant by the collider being used to impress woman.
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 02:13:02 UTC Post #276058
he got that image off the wall of his local bar..

I'd BET on it!
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 06:10:04 UTC Post #276060
Actually I got it on the internet. :rly:
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 06:11:48 UTC Post #276061
In that case, I'll take that bet.

EDIT: Also, I think if it was a large hardon collider, it'd probably impress gays more than women.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 06:12:38 UTC Post #276062
Yeah, dude, what are you trying to imply exactly? I mean, if I even went to bars...
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 07:59:08 UTC Post #276063
If you were referring to me, I meant I'd bet against his bet.

If you meant something else, just disregard my last few posts.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 08:05:01 UTC Post #276064
No I meant to Silous... Oh God this thread is so derailed.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 08:15:04 UTC Post #276065
Yes. I think we should start over.

Start colliding.

And the universe still exists.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 09:28:27 UTC Post #276066
So much for that time travelling particle nonsense.
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 17:14:08 UTC Post #276071
What do you mean "nonsense"?

The time travelling particle theory has not been disproven yet.
Posted 14 years ago2009-11-26 17:25:13 UTC Post #276073
Neither has my theory that pigs can fly :)
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