pineapple, conveniently placed under the sea.
Suddenly, he found himself suckered into an overpriced mmorpg
Story time
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Created 13 years ago2011-03-03 07:46:12 UTC by
Jessie
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:26:30 UTC
Post #292088
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:46:03 UTC
Post #292089
called NFTL, only it was to be later discovered that
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:49:54 UTC
Post #292090
it was sued for plagerizing the Fry-Theory. Quickly, realizing this, Archie
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:57:49 UTC
Post #292092
Murdered Euthanized all 11 year olds suffering from timetravelitis, preventing time travel from ever happening in this thread again for good, as well as references to fry-theory.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 00:06:20 UTC
Post #292094
Suddenly, Archie was squished by an
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 02:14:50 UTC
Post #292095
ocelot. This caused a Dim Barker in the fluctuation between matter derivative from space and that of a composition of time.
Thusly,
Thusly,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 04:56:46 UTC
Post #292102
Archie was teleported to my cubicle, where
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 05:34:03 UTC
Post #292106
Nek'd danceoff sessions are held and lost every time somebody
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 09:24:33 UTC
Post #292109
touches themself at night.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 12:27:31 UTC
Post #292111
while watching furniture porn! (yes it does exsist)
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 00:46:58 UTC
Post #292152
No one could have been prepared for the Orange-scented Juices decision to 'go green' this year by switching their old gas-powered stove for a newer electrical model.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 00:51:55 UTC
Post #292153
Suddenly, Cthulu attacked the world! He first attacked the greatest hero of the world,
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 05:20:56 UTC
Post #292157
Dimbark. But Dimbark was prepared, for he had been gaming since 1000 years ago. But nothing could have prepared him for what Cthulhu had in mind. The lightning struck and the earth shook as Cthulthu growled and ran towards Dimbark with godlike agility. Dimbark pulled out a shotgun but he forgot to bring ammunition. Casting aside the now useless weapon, Dimbark recalled the earlier years of his youth, for his Master had taught him a little known magical spell, the incantation of which he was desperately trying to remember. But Cthulhu was rapidly closing the distance between them. Panicked, Dimbark retreated while tossing molotov cocktails. None of them made contact with their targets. But Scotch appeared and slashed this entire post. In its stead, he wrote:
Fourteen orange juices returned from the oblivion in order to
Fourteen orange juices returned from the oblivion in order to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 09:37:47 UTC
Post #292162
slash that entire post. The orange juices
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 09:42:23 UTC
Post #292163
Were going to save the world from a massive explosion that was about to be caused by
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 11:55:09 UTC
Post #292164
watermelon
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 16:50:35 UTC
Post #292173
, how sadly mistaken they were.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 20:43:06 UTC
Post #292203
It was actually caused by an elderly, yet psychotic duck who
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 21:40:53 UTC
Post #292205
began to repeatedly punch itself in the face for no apparent reason.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 22:30:58 UTC
Post #292211
This gave signal to the moon to begin it's 1 million year alternative function.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 23:46:38 UTC
Post #292212
The sun soon followed and accidentally destroyed Earth, preventing anything from ever living there again, preventing people from continuing the story. THE END
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 02:12:48 UTC
Post #292225
Story Time: THE BIG SECOND SEQUEL
A long long time ago, there was a story. This story was made by the talented members of the human race, in a civilization called "TWHL".
This civilization may not have been as developed as us, but they made a hell of a party. After the first story ended, rumor began that
A long long time ago, there was a story. This story was made by the talented members of the human race, in a civilization called "TWHL".
This civilization may not have been as developed as us, but they made a hell of a party. After the first story ended, rumor began that
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 04:49:32 UTC
Post #292227
Dimbark was working for the enemy, a story-hating man known only as Atom. His work in attempting to end the thread complimented this theory. In an attempt to get revenge, psilous
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 05:04:48 UTC
Post #292228
had become piss drunk, more so than usual because it was that time of the year when the government would buy everyone a round.
It was a startled old man, I believe that once mentioned: "If that brilliant young cowboy hadn't of open fired into that crowd on that faithful evening, the likes of which we live to this day could have been a whole lot different. The blaring .357 's and horrified screams of the sunday-school children still ring clearly in these old patriot ears."
It wasn't until sometime later that the gathering onlookers that day had be assembling a 'Hate the Mighty Atom' rally that same evening.
Numerous casualties had
It was a startled old man, I believe that once mentioned: "If that brilliant young cowboy hadn't of open fired into that crowd on that faithful evening, the likes of which we live to this day could have been a whole lot different. The blaring .357 's and horrified screams of the sunday-school children still ring clearly in these old patriot ears."
It wasn't until sometime later that the gathering onlookers that day had be assembling a 'Hate the Mighty Atom' rally that same evening.
Numerous casualties had
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 05:16:11 UTC
Post #292229
ensued, following the great pandemic of 2011. Many lives were lost as the leader of the civilization, Scotch, attempted in vein to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 08:16:48 UTC
Post #292234
eat his own head
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 09:33:26 UTC
Post #292239
like some kind of
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 09:36:34 UTC
Post #292240
massive human pizza. And then there was peace.
But as the truce was signed, a huge metal sphere rose from the ground, and vaporized
But as the truce was signed, a huge metal sphere rose from the ground, and vaporized
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 09:54:27 UTC
Post #292241
everyone on the spot, completely wiping off everything on a radius of 50 km. Seismographs recorded quakes of 9,5 on the Richter scale, at a stunning distance of 4000 km.
The Earth's axis had been pushed with 1 km, making the day longer by 15 minutes.
The blast was so heat-intense, that all the matter that was surrounding ground zero to a 1 km radius was practically expelled into space, at speeds 50 times greater than the speed of sound. It is thought that the radioactive matter has settled on the moon, because during some nights, there are some odd blue halos surrounding some spots on the moon. This is called the moonblue effect, and it occurs especially when there is high solar activity. Together with the vaporized people, The mighty atom had dissapeared.
It is believed that he is the responsible man for all this disaster.
Currently, scientists around the world are trying to explain what happened.
Striker, an European scientist says:
"I do believe it implied the fusion of atoms, but the incredible proportions of the blast are yet to be explained. I think
The Earth's axis had been pushed with 1 km, making the day longer by 15 minutes.
The blast was so heat-intense, that all the matter that was surrounding ground zero to a 1 km radius was practically expelled into space, at speeds 50 times greater than the speed of sound. It is thought that the radioactive matter has settled on the moon, because during some nights, there are some odd blue halos surrounding some spots on the moon. This is called the moonblue effect, and it occurs especially when there is high solar activity. Together with the vaporized people, The mighty atom had dissapeared.
It is believed that he is the responsible man for all this disaster.
Currently, scientists around the world are trying to explain what happened.
Striker, an European scientist says:
"I do believe it implied the fusion of atoms, but the incredible proportions of the blast are yet to be explained. I think
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 09:57:53 UTC
Post #292242
we should all run around and panic until the military gets here, then run towards them yelling "Rescued at last! Thank God you're here!"
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 10:10:17 UTC
Post #292243
Judging by our calculations, the intense radiation on the moon could cause it to mutate a face, however this has been discredited as unlikely. The
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 14:55:24 UTC
Post #292249
story then decided to get up and go to the bathroom, since it desperately had to go.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 16:58:43 UTC
Post #292250
All In all, a downright lovely day." Said Striker, giving a final sigh before the Mighty Atom
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 17:00:53 UTC
Post #292251
returned from the market after having purchased a small, yet inconceivably heavy llama figurine. Striker became worried as the llama figurine began to
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:17:44 UTC
Post #292254
sing "Domo Arrigato Mister Roboto!"
Striker swiped it from Atom, along with the receit and ran to the cashier shouting "THIS IS
Striker swiped it from Atom, along with the receit and ran to the cashier shouting "THIS IS
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:22:00 UTC
Post #292255
convulsed againts a near-by solid!" Hazingly, the reincarnated and restless soul of World Crafter, possesed into the body of a Mighty Atom impersonator, assured the actual Mighty Atom of his/her mis-doings.
"Simply because you charector model can fit through the opening, does not mean that any random obscure object caught in your super-gravity-gun will, as well." WC muttered in childish delight.
"Simply because you charector model can fit through the opening, does not mean that any random obscure object caught in your super-gravity-gun will, as well." WC muttered in childish delight.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:24:35 UTC
Post #292256
World Crafter shortly after ragequitted on twhl, then came back and changed name. Suprisingly, Atom
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:30:54 UTC
Post #292257
had a similar history, changing his name from Muzzleflash to the actual one.
But that wasn't a problem because they knew, oh yes, they knew there is someone else who had changed name after name, being banned again and again from TWHL.
He's currently known as
But that wasn't a problem because they knew, oh yes, they knew there is someone else who had changed name after name, being banned again and again from TWHL.
He's currently known as
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:33:22 UTC
Post #292258
"Ant" a TWHL admin. Then Ant went on a banning rampage to ban all the people who don't like his new name, the first person to go was
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:33:43 UTC
Post #292259
The_(c)Striker! Just out of nowhere, the smell of
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:34:43 UTC
Post #292260
The Mighty Atom, which is from an episode title of a popular marionette television series from the Sixties, known as "
(Damn you, Joebama and Dimbark, you totally messed it up)
(Damn you, Joebama and Dimbark, you totally messed it up)
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:35:08 UTC
Post #292262
2muchvideogames, for he had continually pointed at soup miner, whilst simultaneously shouting: YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER! WHERE IS COOLFAT?
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:35:41 UTC
Post #292263
The Mighty Atom"
2 PEOPLE POSTED WHILE I WAS WRITING!
2 PEOPLE POSTED WHILE I WAS WRITING!
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:35:49 UTC
Post #292264
Rubbin public", but shortly thereafter a crowd formed in the name of
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:35:53 UTC
Post #292265
That 60's Show" This show, unfortunately, was a commercial failure all because of
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:36:13 UTC
Post #292266
OH FUCK YOU ALL.
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:36:43 UTC
Post #292267
all this out of control posting. STOP IT!
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:36:50 UTC
Post #292268
Balls up in the corner and cries
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:37:49 UTC
Post #292269
Constant postings, which in order to solve the problem, Penguinboy swiftly
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:38:20 UTC
Post #292270
banned all the people involved, which brought massive
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