To quote Jonathan Coulton: "Code monkey get up, get coffee. Code monkey go to job."
Seriously though, in the week there are several possible morning routines.
Best Case Scenario:
1. Alarm goes off at 06.00. Get up to turn alarm off.
2. Get back into bed. Alarm on phone goes off at 06:30. Get out of bed.
3. Get coffee and some kind of food (toast/cereal/biscuits)
4. Sit around for 15 minutes, read.
5. 07.00 - Wash face and hair. Gel hair.
6. Make lunch (salad / sandwiches)
7. Leave house by 07:30
8. Drive to shrewsbury
9. 08:30 - Pick up friend. Head for Kingsland estate private school.
10. 08:40 - Park car at private school (free) and start walking to office.
11. 08:55 - Arrive at office. Doss around on the net for a few minutes.
12. Start work.
Late Night:
1. Turn off alarm at 06.00
2. Turn off alarm at 06.30
3. Wake in a panic at around 07.00
4. Get coffee.
5. 07.20 Get washed and dressed.
6. Get money to buy lunch (sandwich / healthy chicken wrap / McDonalds ) and leave for 07:30.
7. Drive to shrewsbury, stopping at 07:40 to get energy bar for breakfast. Continue as in routine 1.
Very Late Night:
1. Wake up at 07:30ish in a panic.
2. Get Dressed, make and drink coffee rapidly, burn mouth.
3. Leave around 07:45.
4. Drive to shrewsbury.
5. 08:30 - get angry text from friend ( "Where are you!? We gonna be late. Dickhead"
6. 08:45 - Pick up friend. Recieve punch in face.
7. 08:55 - Park car at private school (free) and start walking to office.
8. 09:10 - Arrive at office. Get yelled at by boss.
9. Start work.
Weekend:
1. If I do sleep (usually unintentionally), I wake up early, like 4am.
2. Fuck around for about 48 hours.