This is very similar to a lot of the terminal entries in the Fallout games as well.
From: Cindy-Lou Kreb (Human Resources) To: All Personnel Subject: New Employee Policies
Effective immediately, the following company policies are in place:
1) All cameras are forbidden in office areas AND on the factory floor.
2) No more than three employees are permitted in the break rooms at any time.
3) In accordance with the wishes of management, all bathrooms have been sealed off and walled over. Employees are requested to attend to all waste disposal needs before or after work hours.
If you have any questions about these policies, please e-mail Human Resources. Thank you.
Cindy-Lou Kreb H&H Tools Human Resources
From: Cindy-Lou Kreb (Human Resources) To: All Personnel Subject: New Employee Policies UPDATED PLEASE READ
Hello again everybody!
Mr. H. has requested that the following rules be added to the H&H Tools Employee Policies. Please note that these rules are effective IMMEDIATELY.
1) Employees will conduct all spoken-language business in English. Yes, this includes dealing with international clients.
2) Rooftop acess is strictly prohibited.
3) All employees must submit to random DNA screenings to isolate the "traitor gene."
Cindy-Lou Kreb H&H Tools Human Resources