What's the worst things...
Created 19 years ago2004-08-08 17:20:58 UTC by
Floater619
Created 19 years ago2004-08-08 17:20:58 UTC by
Floater619
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 11:20:22 UTC
Post #49741
Doritos are a sort of crisp thing. 'Chips' for you yanks.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 11:32:46 UTC
Post #49750
..hah! They call crisps 'potato chips', chips 'fries' and pop 'soda'. Man what's the matter with these people.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 13:56:05 UTC
Post #49780
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 14:41:48 UTC
Post #49794
Hahaha!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 14:49:08 UTC
Post #49798
That gif really cracks me up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Ouch, I got cramp from laughing too hard.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 14:57:34 UTC
Post #49804
DOH! he changed his avatar! here it is:
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 15:08:47 UTC
Post #49806
Just look how the sofa moves!
If I ever get like that -- shoot me for Godsake!
If I ever get like that -- shoot me for Godsake!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 15:21:22 UTC
Post #49812
Hooray for Spaz-Boy!
I like the one with the DDR arrows more though
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I like the one with the DDR arrows more though
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Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 16:39:22 UTC
Post #49829
heh, i got my finger trapped in a door when i was 6, and it took my fingernail right off. looked wierd. life egg white with little black bits in it. it healed tho, and now i have my very own, resurrected fingernail. i also ran into a table and knocked out my front teeth. they grew back too! well, teeth do grow back, but it was still fun being able to clench my teeth and stick my toungue out at people at the same time
there was also this one time i slid downstairs and had a HUGE carpet burn on my back. about the size of an xbox/ps2 game case (top to bottom). my brother also managed to get himself electrocuted, and my friend put a condom over his head (for our unfortunately unfinished moive, appropriately titled, "condom head.")
there was also this one time i slid downstairs and had a HUGE carpet burn on my back. about the size of an xbox/ps2 game case (top to bottom). my brother also managed to get himself electrocuted, and my friend put a condom over his head (for our unfortunately unfinished moive, appropriately titled, "condom head.")
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:02:24 UTC
Post #49833
I electrocuted myself once. Unintentionally, of course.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:02:58 UTC
Post #49834
heh, same with my brother. he just touched the little colourful cables hanging out of the metal box...
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:07:18 UTC
Post #49838
...you ran into a table? Now that's just insane!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:08:01 UTC
Post #49839
heh,i was 6 years old.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:08:28 UTC
Post #49841
...no excuse!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:09:39 UTC
Post #49842
I ran into a gigantic concrete block once, no joke. Mouth was numb for a few days.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:11:24 UTC
Post #49844
...Man someone must have thrown curry powder in your eyes or something!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:14:09 UTC
Post #49845
heh. when i was like 2 my top teeth rotted out.
But they grew back.
My friend has dislexia (or whatever it is when you read sentences backwards.)
But they grew back.
My friend has dislexia (or whatever it is when you read sentences backwards.)
i think that's the worst thing that happened to himoh, and my other friend has this weird thing, where
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:15:11 UTC
Post #49846
and it's worth $2000!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:16:25 UTC
Post #49847
and one time in gym, we were doing this thing, where you run and jump over each log, and each one is higher, well on the highest one, i tripped over it and landed on my foot the wrong way, i broke it.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:20:53 UTC
Post #49848
floater, we have 2 sets of teeth, both milk and adult. they didnt rot ffs!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:22:23 UTC
Post #49849
YEAH THEY DID!! err... they had to get pulled out.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:25:53 UTC
Post #49851
no, the dentist just didnt like you!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 17:29:30 UTC
Post #49852
i'm serious man, they had to get pulled out!!
they were my baby teeth.
they were my baby teeth.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 19:41:40 UTC
Post #49898
and something happened to my right shoulder, i dont know what happened but, when i grab onto something and pull, it looks like my bone is coming up through my shoulder, it looks gross!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-10 22:02:25 UTC
Post #49957
Well I shouldn't say its impossible, because it is. Just not for a 12 year old, my guess of whats floaters buddy's age.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 04:15:23 UTC
Post #50028
Doritos are a sort of crisp thing. 'Chips' for you yanks.Yeah, that's what I thought he was referring to, but how can a dog die from getting it's head stuck in one!!? I think he means the chip got stuck in the dog's throat.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 04:21:12 UTC
Post #50029
wnglish is the easiest thing... i wouldnt really know because, well, i live in america! where all we speak is english!You don't speak english! You americans have stuffed around with the language so much that it can't be classified as english anymore.
You speak American.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 05:29:06 UTC
Post #50047
Ooh, just remembered one.
I was trying to play Football with a few buddies one day, and we ended up on the ice in the alley as it was the only place that was clear. Now, this was a stupid idea then, but I had on some shoes which I figured would keep traction. They didn't.
I woke up in some bed somewhere with teh paramedics standing over me.
Never run backwards on ice.
I was trying to play Football with a few buddies one day, and we ended up on the ice in the alley as it was the only place that was clear. Now, this was a stupid idea then, but I had on some shoes which I figured would keep traction. They didn't.
I woke up in some bed somewhere with teh paramedics standing over me.
Never run backwards on ice.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 05:36:40 UTC
Post #50050
Well, I hit concrete pole once when I was cycling. That's about it.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 06:28:42 UTC
Post #50067
Everytime I hear about bones breaking it sends shivers down my spine --can't stand it. I think it is the worst possible senario a human being could face.
P.s. Shivers down my spine -- I also get that when touching velvet material, suede material, or peaches (or nectarines - I think it's them) But anyway, it drives me mad!
P.s. Shivers down my spine -- I also get that when touching velvet material, suede material, or peaches (or nectarines - I think it's them) But anyway, it drives me mad!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 21:13:23 UTC
Post #50261
whaaa???? i'm not special ed!!! who are u??? i dont even know you. they have problems man, shut up about them!! i go to a regular school, they're just two guys in my class that have problems, most of my other friends dont. jackass.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-11 21:27:17 UTC
Post #50263
listen, man don't talk about my friends like that.
and don't talk about me like that!
i don't have any problems, you are the one who has problems.
My friends are cool outside of school. but they may be slightly different from other people inside school. so don't make fun of em'.
and don't talk about me like that!
i don't have any problems, you are the one who has problems.
My friends are cool outside of school. but they may be slightly different from other people inside school. so don't make fun of em'.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 00:44:53 UTC
Post #50285
I got a worse thing comment to make. Ages ago I tripped over my brother's shoe when I was running & the toe on the very outside edge of my right foot was bent 90 degrees to the right. A bone was broken in the process.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 06:55:21 UTC
Post #50349
turrets syndrome? tourettes? Or is it the rare, condition where you have machine guns grafted onto you? If so, dont mess with ppl suffering from turrets!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:11:21 UTC
Post #50356
I saw this amaizing program on telly about Tourettes syndrome. There was this bloke who just couldn't stop himself using offensive language and gestures at passers by.
He'd like go up to random people and tell them to f**k off! or bark at them. It was weird because he wasn't doing it out of malice, he just simply couldn't stop doing these things. It's like the brain area that prevents you from doing or saying things you shouldn't or wouldn't normally do was affected by the syndrome.
He'd like go up to random people and tell them to f**k off! or bark at them. It was weird because he wasn't doing it out of malice, he just simply couldn't stop doing these things. It's like the brain area that prevents you from doing or saying things you shouldn't or wouldn't normally do was affected by the syndrome.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:14:19 UTC
Post #50357
I saw a BETTER documentry on turrets...no wait, im thinking of Robocop or something
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:18:10 UTC
Post #50359
Hey, don't knock ED-209, he was far better than Robocop -- He even looked a lot better!
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:21:13 UTC
Post #50360
ROBOCOP could do stairs though! Thats a problem ED-209 and the daleks share...and stephen hawking
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:35:50 UTC
Post #50363
Yeah - but, ED-209 could blow up all the stairs and make it a stairless world and kick Robocop's cyborg ass! (And then Stephen Hawking would be helped by ED-209 - now wouldn't that be great?)
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 07:58:40 UTC
Post #50364
Kind of like this:
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 08:04:04 UTC
Post #50365
lol
ED-209 was indeed cool looking. Can't say the same for Stephen Hawking.
Also ED-209 has never published a book only to backtrack on his stance about black holes never realising matter back into the universe after I bought it. The git.
ED-209 was indeed cool looking. Can't say the same for Stephen Hawking.
Also ED-209 has never published a book only to backtrack on his stance about black holes never realising matter back into the universe after I bought it. The git.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 08:34:51 UTC
Post #50372
Robocop just looks like a nerd made up of blue metal. I mean all bad guys have to do to kill him is shoot him in the chin using a sniper rifle. Can't be that hard.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 08:47:11 UTC
Post #50374
dyslexia isnt a big problem floater, nor does it make you read sentences backwards! it can effect either reading, writing, typing, spelling or balance, usually a combination. i dont think having dyslexia can be considered "the worst thing to happen in your life".
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 09:42:29 UTC
Post #50394
I used to do a lot of word processing for a local community group (nice of me, eh?). One of the guys was dyslexic and used to give me hand written letters he wanted typed up. I noticed it was mostly words that don't look like they sound, like "though". It wasn't incomprehensible, so I wouldnt say dyslexias that bad (look at einstein!). I blame the stupidity of the english mixing all the old dialects into one common language. and Steam. I blame steam very much.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 09:49:35 UTC
Post #50396
yup, its always steams fault.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 10:50:47 UTC
Post #50413
Steam's ruined Half-Life for me. I liked it better the way it was. Notice how we the people were not even asked? They just decided to erradicate WON and ruin the way we play HL.
To think that we have to go through all the hassle to install new mods. Setting up hammer aswell, it used to be a fairly quick task, now the directory is a lot longer and it takes longer.
Whoever invented the idea must be shot dead.
To think that we have to go through all the hassle to install new mods. Setting up hammer aswell, it used to be a fairly quick task, now the directory is a lot longer and it takes longer.
Whoever invented the idea must be shot dead.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 11:31:12 UTC
Post #50417
Screw Steam. I will make SP mods and maps from now on. By erasing WON, Valve just got rid of at least 300+ foreign players. Not to mention all the mappers who used WON.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 14:21:14 UTC
Post #50443
I even tried emailing the idiots, just no reply - what you would expect.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 17:12:37 UTC
Post #50475
i still map in won, but i was thinkig of map[ping for the ship, but that requires.. steam.
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-12 17:39:03 UTC
Post #50478
God I hate Steam -- With a passion 
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