LETS TEST THE NEW IP BAN! Created 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:01:14 UTC by Luke Luke

Created 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:01:14 UTC by Luke Luke

Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:01:14 UTC Post #84050
Some asshole made an account ieatmonkeychow, that supposed to be me. Note that its not ieatmonkeychow (comma) blah blah blah. The user account it ieatmonkeychow,.

So, WHO WANTS TO TEST THE NEW IP BAN?!?!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:18:14 UTC Post #84057
Oh plz, he doesn't even impersonate you in any way.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:19:27 UTC Post #84059
Its still a fake account. And any fake account should be immediatley banned.

ANd i still want atom to test it. :)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:32:03 UTC Post #84066
I don't mean to impersonate anyone, I gave myself this name because I couldn't think of a name for myself so I named it after a breakfast cereal called 'monkey chow' which is my favorite cereal.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:36:38 UTC Post #84069
If if makes you feel better (I hope it will) I will make a unoccupied name.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:39:30 UTC Post #84072
Please don't ban people, because they might be using a public PC as I am, such as a library PC.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-15 23:57:17 UTC Post #84074
lmao, that is so anonymous.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 00:14:57 UTC Post #84075
LMFAO

This is so fake. You just dont wanna get IP banned from your home PC.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 00:18:45 UTC Post #84076
And when you google monkey chow, there is no cereal.

So if it was your "favorite cereal" it would most likely be there, wouldnt you think?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 00:19:18 UTC Post #84077
Lets just IP ban the bastard and see which regular doesnt ever come back. :badass:
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 02:14:06 UTC Post #84082
IP banning doesnt work, you can always use proxies, if your THAT intent on messing with a site (in which case you need a life). Also, you're forgetting we dont all use static ips. Personally, I think email authentication for new users would be the best, that way persistant twats can be smote with the wrath of ban quicker than they can set up new identities.

(aim for the one without the comma, jk)

You've just revived said account by mentioning it (I could tell from the style and language of those posts with 99% certainty of who it is), but, while at the end of the day that account might be annoying, its hardly plaguing the whole site. Isn't banning every stupid account a bit much?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 06:33:43 UTC Post #84108
Oh get over it... Don't start throwing bans about the place just because you feel a threat.

One question you should ask before asking for bans:

Who cares, apart from me?

Forums are frivolous by nature; you just have to accept it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 08:16:02 UTC Post #84113
Heres one reasonable solution.

First of all ieatmonkeychow,. stop using that account and change to another one. You say you cant figure out a name to use, well simple. Use a random name generator like the ones at this site.

And please, if you are just here to annoy everyone or cause an argument, we are simply not interested.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 11:07:09 UTC Post #84132
Another thing, ieatmonkeychow is right, there is ABSOLUTELY NO cereal which bares the name 'Monkey Chow'. Infact, there is no company which produces any ceral of that name and infact the name is given to a variety of foods consumed by monkeys.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 11:53:24 UTC Post #84135
lol, that looks yummy. :nuts:

Oh come on. Lets test it. Just this once. Unless he gives me a good reason... :badass:
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 11:54:17 UTC Post #84136
ANd that website sucks jahzel.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 12:29:21 UTC Post #84143
...come on, aint that bad.

Anyway, you'll get Seventh angry ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 14:26:40 UTC Post #84153
Ug!

beats chest aggressively
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 15:45:29 UTC Post #84169
lol

its funny because its true :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 15:56:35 UTC Post #84171
The whole infinite monkeys and typewriter thing without the smell
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 16:26:31 UTC Post #84176
Typewriter is the largest word you can write using only one line of the keyboard.

(And yet another usless fact by BrattyLord)
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 17:04:20 UTC Post #84180
qwertyuiop
typewriter
:nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 17:11:53 UTC Post #84185
'qwertyuiop' isn't a word :D

Did you know they're actually arranged to stop the hammers colliding. What's that, computer keyboards don't actually have them? Ah, bless?d bless?d DVORAK.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 20:20:01 UTC Post #84206
Hey, i dint know that, BL. Thats not useless. ;)

What about haslakflag?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 20:52:47 UTC Post #84214
The reason the keyboard is arranged this way is so, as seventh said, to not have the hammers collide. They put the letter that are most uncommonly used together next to each other. The typewriter used this, but people couldn't ajust to different keying on a keyboard, so were stuck with the QWERTY system of today.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 21:08:36 UTC Post #84215
And that's why swedish keyboards look just like american/english ones!
..
Wait, that makes no sense.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 21:25:30 UTC Post #84217
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 21:43:40 UTC Post #84220
IT MAKES NO SENSE!
WHY DO SWEDISH (AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES) KEYBOARDS HAVE THE SAME KEY PLACEMENT AS ENGLISH ONES?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 21:57:20 UTC Post #84221
... because English was the first one?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-16 21:58:37 UTC Post #84222
...and they dont.
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-17 04:13:25 UTC Post #84242
No, they don't all. Maybe just the Roman ones.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-17 07:33:15 UTC Post #84256
if you really cant think of a name, just keep the word "monkey" and put a random word in front of it or behind it. thats what everyone else seems to have done (rabidmonkey777, seventh-monkey, the_sixth_monkey...)
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-17 08:09:41 UTC Post #84259
rabidseventhsixthmonkeywhoeatsmonkeychow

;(
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-17 08:23:04 UTC Post #84260
Shush you.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-17 12:46:43 UTC Post #84277
;)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-28 19:38:13 UTC Post #86434
Hey! look at our new member! pastorofmuppets!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-28 19:43:09 UTC Post #86438
Who cares?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-28 20:24:38 UTC Post #86451
no one. :)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 00:19:58 UTC Post #86543
then why post?
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 00:49:35 UTC Post #86544
BL made a fool of you
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:12:14 UTC Post #86584
Chow, will you damn well stop spamming?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:25:29 UTC Post #86595
YEAH!! SAPMMING IS GAY!
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:25:39 UTC Post #86596
cheese
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:25:47 UTC Post #86597
teehee
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:25:59 UTC Post #86598
lollypop
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:26:10 UTC Post #86599
:P ;)
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 06:54:04 UTC Post #86600
Stop spamming. Now.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 10:59:27 UTC Post #86644
see, im not as bad as some people.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 11:41:35 UTC Post #86663
Yes you fucking are..
Have you checked your stats?
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Look at your fucking forum posts!!!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-01-29 12:01:19 UTC Post #86666
1. If we had an edit button, i would have less.
2. This is mostly from when i first joined.
Luke LukeLuke
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