Okay, here we go...
Once upon a time, in a TWHL member get-together, Muzzleflash, Seventh-Monkey and IEMC were at a table drinking punch when suddenly,
Story numba three
Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC
Post #94148
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:53:39 UTC
Post #94149
dajuppi came and..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 13:00:13 UTC
Post #94153
decided it was a good idea to pole dance. Then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 13:27:51 UTC
Post #94154
after three coats of oil, the purchasing of some kinky lingerie, dajuppi got up on satge with the pole and did the deed that put em in prison..
In prison Dajuppi met
In prison Dajuppi met
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 13:53:49 UTC
Post #94157
gay man called Bubba. Bubba killed dajuppi and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 14:02:48 UTC
Post #94161
somehow resurrected him back again because he did't like the thought of killing his gay mate. Then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 14:57:30 UTC
Post #94176
Habboi hinted everyone to take the piss outta him again and thus
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:13:43 UTC
Post #94181
they did. Which resulted in a huge fight inwhich habboi inevitably lost. Then, all of a sudden
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:18:21 UTC
Post #94182
a BBW appeared and smothered habboi in her flabflaps.;
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:20:22 UTC
Post #94183
which resulted in a huge tsunami and the destruction of the 'Popular Mechanics' magazine. But
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:32:04 UTC
Post #94187
Jahzel was reported to the public of his unconsiderate comment on tsunami's and thus he was put to sleep like a dog and
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:36:18 UTC
Post #94188
his master went to shop to buy rare rubber comdoms
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 15:57:45 UTC
Post #94191
so that his master could bate. (lol)
But then Jahzel just threw habboi off the nearest tower, where he then landed on
But then Jahzel just threw habboi off the nearest tower, where he then landed on
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 16:27:35 UTC
Post #94192
the above mentioned BBW. He bounced off of the fat woman and flew up into space.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:01:12 UTC
Post #94195
in space, he met some russians who had been up there so long they didn't know that the soviet union had collapsed. since habboi was a bit slow, neither did he. together they created hundreds of evil laserguns and pointed them at sweden. zombieloffe learned of this, and set out to stop the evil comrades from destroying that place wchich in he lived. suddenly, a turnip...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:14:52 UTC
Post #94200
, sponsored by the good folks at the Coca Cola company fell at 9.81ms^-2 straight toward Finland! Oh noes! Thankfully, the moomintrolls
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:15:46 UTC
Post #94202
decided to label ZombieLoffe an 'enemy combatant', proposing to send him and other Swedes into FEMA cocentration camps. Habboi, and all of his evil robots and laser guns were then financed by the Bush administration, to cause chaos on planet earth. Learning of Bush's involvement, BrattyLord and Rileymo jumped around in joy, and decided to
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:34:41 UTC
Post #94222
go fishing.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:37:43 UTC
Post #94224
As they were fishing, they were intercepted by habboi botty-robot troops, who at the time were killing sheep in a nearby field. Then, a huge
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 17:53:30 UTC
Post #94233
Off topic: Jahzel, are you becoming obsessed with habboi?
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:41:59 UTC
Post #94244
, pink and green furry
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:46:13 UTC
Post #94248
vibrating dildo
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:52:03 UTC
Post #94249
but it wasnt very useful so he went down to the shops and bought a beer.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:52:31 UTC
Post #94251
which laughed manically before it remembered that it couldnt swim and thus drowned.... Meanwhile in space
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:54:49 UTC
Post #94254
a gnome by the name of 'White Fang' decided to raid Seventh-Monkey's family home, where it discovered a
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:56:56 UTC
Post #94256
collection of gay incestrous monkey porn.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:57:46 UTC
Post #94257
which centered mostle around one sexy monkey named OOH OOH AAH AHH
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 18:58:43 UTC
Post #94259
who was actually born in Borneo
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:00:13 UTC
Post #94262
which is odd because
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:00:52 UTC
Post #94264
his family were related to Negroponte
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:02:44 UTC
Post #94268
this is mainly odd becuase of the 'his' part seing as OOH OOH AAH AHH was a female monkey...... However, one faitful night
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:04:22 UTC
Post #94271
he decided to turn milk into butter, just as Jesus once did, only with wine into blood, and then, after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:04:24 UTC
Post #94272
who were normal people(i type this becuse in these stories people seem to have fantisies about gay/lesbo/monkeys/sex/dildos/monkeys/sex/sex/sex/porno)
and these normal people ate toast from a toater which said on the bottom "Do not jam things into this product" so they...
and these normal people ate toast from a toater which said on the bottom "Do not jam things into this product" so they...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:08:56 UTC
Post #94277
decided that that post didnt make sense and went back to
'after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror'
'after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror'
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:11:29 UTC
Post #94281
the big fat hairy monkey came and licked his mom's balls!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:13:30 UTC
Post #94282
Which happened to be a hallucination caused by DMT. And then all of a sudden, from the brown fog that reaked of cigarettes and methane, came fourth m0p, who glady
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:16:12 UTC
Post #94284
stepped over to him only do accidentaly step on a landmine. well thats him out of the way...
Meanwhile at the Douglas Adam's memorial party, Zaphod Beeblebrox was
Meanwhile at the Douglas Adam's memorial party, Zaphod Beeblebrox was
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:32:06 UTC
Post #94294
very drunk and arguing between his heads, one of which threatened to "zarking
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:35:40 UTC
Post #94295
ly expose the connection between TWHL and the Bilderberg Group, the CFR, and Trilateral Commission", all of which was forgot about, so then
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 19:39:11 UTC
Post #94297
a Burmese kitten decided that enough was enough and forced Jahzel to read THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 20:34:59 UTC
Post #94309
butt naked in the snow
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 22:30:02 UTC
Post #94322
in a pile of Texas snowballs that melted during shipping. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 23:23:00 UTC
Post #94324
Which was acctually a snow cone made of pee.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 04:05:34 UTC
Post #94355
Suddenly, the snow fell away revealing for all to see
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:32:31 UTC
Post #94376
a big pile of diamonds.... Which is funny cos it just so happened that concealed inside IEMC's favourite teddy bear there were also diamonds.
Anyways, in this mind bogglingly random story, a dancing pinapple came along holding a tomahawk which he
Anyways, in this mind bogglingly random story, a dancing pinapple came along holding a tomahawk which he
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 09:11:26 UTC
Post #94391
said was a tribute to 'Eels'. And
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 10:54:24 UTC
Post #94400
as the eels fans gathered at the morgue to mourn the passing of the family cat, a TV fell from the sky with a video in front of it. when they watched the video, IEMC crawled out of the TV groaning "ban... ban... B7!" suddenly he lunged at the onlookers with a home made banstick, which would have banned the good people if it were not for...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 10:56:50 UTC
Post #94401
The allmighty Seventh-Monkey, who decided to
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 10:59:06 UTC
Post #94402
save the eels fans he adored so much with a the dead cat, a cactus and a huge tub of vaseline.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 12:09:22 UTC
Post #94403
The eels fans, however, had magically converted to Rastafari, therefore banning all eels related music within their culture.
Seventh-Monkey was crushed when he received these news and mysteriously died 3 days after his birthday.
Seventh-Monkey was crushed when he received these news and mysteriously died 3 days after his birthday.
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