Crumpets
Created 18 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC by
J3r3my
Created 18 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC by
J3r3my
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 01:36:42 UTC
Post #121736
What are crumpets exactly? I hear about them in jokes about the British. I know you Brits like to eat them with your tea but ive never seen one before or know what they are like.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 02:37:56 UTC
Post #121739
I think they are little hard-breaded biscuits.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 02:58:18 UTC
Post #121740
No there big fat pancakes with lots of air holes.
http://www.warburtons.co.uk/bakery_snacks/images/recipe-marmite.jpg
http://www.warburtons.co.uk/bakery_snacks/images/recipe-marmite.jpg
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 02:59:36 UTC
Post #121741
Don't be daft. They're very soft, and you toast them. They're quite nice.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 03:02:50 UTC
Post #121743
There the ones Seventh!
mmm Crumpets...
mmm Crumpets...
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 03:03:21 UTC
Post #121744
There rather lovely with a cup of tea and my terrier at my heel. Pip Pip.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 03:48:58 UTC
Post #121753
No, jam and cream! Delicious.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 03:54:52 UTC
Post #121757
On crumpets?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 03:59:29 UTC
Post #121759
Yes. Toast them slightly, spread some butter, then jam, then slap cream all over it. Very healthy too. cough
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 04:02:46 UTC
Post #121760
Sounds a bit gross. I guess that's why we sent you lot away in the early 1800s :P.
Maybe we just wanted to get away from you!
Think you can out-edit me, boy? Daft lot :P.
Bastard. I declare Mod Wars!
Maybe we just wanted to get away from you!
Think you can out-edit me, boy? Daft lot :P.
Bastard. I declare Mod Wars!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 05:33:44 UTC
Post #121772
Lol. Crumpets rock. I have them with Vegemite.... mmm.....
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 07:19:43 UTC
Post #121789
JAM! crumpets go with JAM! it is the most vital ingredient in any stereotypical British crumpet-fest!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 09:40:54 UTC
Post #121797
The Most Vital Thing On Crumpets Is BUTTER.You Must Be A Bunch Of Sick-Boyz If You Like Jam On 'Em.Yuck! 
''Gak ,this is awful!''
''Gak ,this is awful!''
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 09:43:44 UTC
Post #121798
Butter is for bread. Jam for biscuity thing.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 09:44:17 UTC
Post #121799
*things 
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 11:39:04 UTC
Post #121816
Mod wars huh?
They look good with jam.
Ive enver had any, thoguh.
They look good with jam.
Ive enver had any, thoguh.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 13:16:27 UTC
Post #121843
BUTTER!/ do you know how godawful butter is when mixed with jam!? FOR SHAME!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 13:22:44 UTC
Post #121844
I agree with the odd looking scottish guy over there.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 13:23:39 UTC
Post #121845
You gotta cover them in a really sweet maple syrup and they are just scrumdidlyumptious.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 14:07:27 UTC
Post #121855
lol, nah, i know this sounds a little...sick, but i like peanutbutter on them, the crunchy peanutbutter stuff that is. (is it peanut butter or peanutbutter? I get so confused 
) i also like peanutbutter with quite a few other things is well. And its always...
) i also like peanutbutter with quite a few other things is well. And its always......scrumdidlyumptious
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 14:16:39 UTC
Post #121858
"Peanut butter"
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 14:21:45 UTC
Post #121859
ah whatever, stupid long word 
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 16:28:16 UTC
Post #121897
butter goes on your pikelets...goddammit!!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 16:31:43 UTC
Post #121898
For peoples' information, pikelets are squashed crumpets.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 16:40:21 UTC
Post #121901
fresh batch, straight from my toaster.........mouth watering?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 17:43:03 UTC
Post #121906
throws up
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 17:48:04 UTC
Post #121907
Crumpets~ 
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 17:59:34 UTC
Post #121908
Mmm they do look good. I want some now 
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 19:36:04 UTC
Post #121917
Oh my god! Those are English Muffins!!!!!!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-18 21:03:04 UTC
Post #121920
English muffins? They dont look anything like english muffins.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 05:02:08 UTC
Post #121961
they arent english muffins!!!!
They are crumpets!!
They are crumpets!!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 05:12:51 UTC
Post #121964
Ah crap i'm British but i've never eaten one 
I guess it's because i'm lower class
I guess it's because i'm lower class
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 05:16:54 UTC
Post #121965
fresh batch, straight from my toaster.........mouth watering?Never eaten any before... Maybe that's why the image brings up the word 'cancer' for me. :
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 07:23:18 UTC
Post #121979
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 08:20:10 UTC
Post #121996
Those look terrible, Trapt. So does Vegemite :aggrieved:.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 08:26:41 UTC
Post #122000
Mmmm crumpets
buttered is good but not jam!
maple syrup is the daddy though
I've had melted cheese on them too, which actually wasn't bad. But I won't do it again. Butter, butter, butter.
Vegemite is even worse than Marmite, which I'm conviced is actually Satan's excrement, so I'll not be having any of that on there thankyou very much.
buttered is good but not jam!
maple syrup is the daddy though
I've had melted cheese on them too, which actually wasn't bad. But I won't do it again. Butter, butter, butter.
Vegemite is even worse than Marmite, which I'm conviced is actually Satan's excrement, so I'll not be having any of that on there thankyou very much.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 08:28:47 UTC
Post #122002
that can't possibly taste good, looks like... i dunno what 
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 12:05:45 UTC
Post #122054
It looks like shortbread cookies 
Which is tasty...
Which means scrumpcious
That vegimite is a joke right? I mean theres Marmite which is SICK! but Vegimite?
Which is tasty...
Which means scrumpcious
That vegimite is a joke right? I mean theres Marmite which is SICK! but Vegimite?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 12:17:14 UTC
Post #122055
no vegimite is real 
vile stuff i know....
vile stuff i know....
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 12:54:17 UTC
Post #122059
What the f*** is Mar/Vegemite?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 13:26:12 UTC
Post #122068
Horrible. It's like, salt + black industrial waste goo.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 13:32:24 UTC
Post #122072
Eww.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 13:56:41 UTC
Post #122083
marmite is yeast extract,
bovril is beef extract
and from my use of initiative....vegimite is vegetable extract
bovril is beef extract
and from my use of initiative....vegimite is vegetable extract
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 14:25:14 UTC
Post #122086
Vegemite? What kind of horrible toppings for things like sandwhiches and crumpets will come up with next!?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 14:34:23 UTC
Post #122088
Crude oil sludge extract? Slag extract?
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 14:56:53 UTC
Post #122095
You want a bit of Bovril in the Morning:
Nothing Better than a bit of ground up cow in the morning!
Nothing Better than a bit of ground up cow in the morning!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 18:36:14 UTC
Post #122138
And you guys said that Kinapuffar looks like little turds.. Bah!
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 21:04:37 UTC
Post #122157
I had a crumpet once...
It tasted like rotten swiss cheese...
Never had one since...
It tasted like rotten swiss cheese...
Never had one since...
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-19 21:49:28 UTC
Post #122165
You know what vegemite really is? Its poo! Thats right. They have someone take craps in the little jars and then they sell it.
Posted 18 years ago2005-07-20 02:10:32 UTC
Post #122188
No, it's yeast extract to be precise.
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