This has turned into a Fun Journal. Enjoy!

As a serious Journal note:

Recently I thought of a simple and possibly fun experimental mini-mini mod idea. Believe it or not, HL can have up to 16 levelchanges in a single map. I've seen no more than 4 in HL and most mods are rather linear in path. What if a gridular setup was done? Like a 4x4 (16 total maps) layout of a part of a world. The paths would be many and exploration and discovery would be greatly promoted as the player would have to decide where to go and look around. Also, randomized events could vary the gameplay in a variety of ways on each map, making things renew as you go. The player would have to perform tasks and solve puzzles to unlock new areas of the 'world'.

A simple idea is to make something like the Xen world with teleportals that take you to the next square over based on which one you go in.

A more elaborate idea is a really hardcore 'escape from Black Mesa' where the player has to figure something out on their own.

Now, back to you regularly scheduled crap:

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