New Year is coming up!
Come New Years eve, my aunts friends and long lost uncle (who is a chronic alcoholic, meaning we gotta hide all the booze). 5 minutes on the phone and he's already making rather bizarre claims (here's one clue on one of his claims. He was indirectly responsible for 'making men's assholes bigger' as he put it).
Oh my.
I don't think I'll be doing anything for New Years Day...No one has said anything and I have work to do.
They still haven't found it. True story.