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Nah, they're just having some fun with half-lifel2.net
And VUE!
(15:00:31) <m0p> Out now! The 13Superior Jam hotline! Now YOU can buy 13Superior Jam anytime and have it delivered to your door! Yes, YOU, you lazy fat american![quote]
(15:01:26) <jaardsi> "Oh my god, I don't even have to leave my television!" - an overweight american
(15:02:04) <Gman|Hammering> lol
(15:02:08) <jaardsi> Actually
(15:02:21) <m0p> Just call 1-800-13Superior and leave your name, waist size, weight and address so our computer can calculate how much Superior Jam you can eat before your stomach 'splodes!
(15:02:29) <Gman|Hammering> the -wadinclude was for csg right?
(15:05:00) <m0p> Out now! The 13Superior Jam hotline! Now YOU can buy 13Superior Jam anytime and have it delivered to your door! Yes, YOU, you lazy fat american!
(15:05:00) <m0p> Just call 1-800-13Superior and leave your name, waist size, weight and address so our computer can calculate how much 13Superior Jam you can eat before your stomach 'splodes!
(15:05:00) <m0p> Here are some of our testimonies:
(15:05:00) <m0p> "Oh my god, I don't even have to leave my television!" - an overweight american
(15:05:00) <m0p> So buy some 13Superior Jam from the Superior Jam hotline today!
(15:05:22) <m0p>
(15:05:38) <m0p> Its superior
(15:06:41) <jaardsi> :)))ALMOST READABLE PROOF RIGHT THERE (last sentence freely edited.)
(15:06:57) <Gman|Hammering> erm, was the -wadinclude for the csg exe?
(15:08:02) <m0p> mmm, 13Superior
(15:08:32) <m0p> Poll started!
(15:08:33) <m0p> Question: Would you like to buy some of this 13Superior Jam?
(15:08:33) <m0p> Option 1: Yes
(15:08:33) <m0p> Option 2: No
(15:08:33) <m0p> To tally a vote, say !poll1 to tally a vote for option 1, !poll2 for option 2!
(15:10:36) <m0p> VOTE VOTE
(15:11:16) <jaardsi> !poll1
(15:11:39) <m0p> good choice sir
(15:11:59) <m0p> hey, im gonna buy SuperiorJam.com
)15:13:01( <jaardsi> ZL, you are my mastar
You 10mbit gay!
I download some large files overnight, when a mediocre game is out that I want, or some movie.
I download some large files overnight, when a mediocre game is out that I want, or some movie.
But in all seriousness, what was that all about anyway?Valve are making "tests". looks like they do have humor over there anyway
Make sure your beam color isnt black; that'll make them invisible.
and religon
Read all in the beginning tutorials
Download ZHLT Custom Build 1.7 (SEE LINKS PAGE)
Download ZHLT Custom Build 1.7 (SEE LINKS PAGE)
Peace and LOve: CS 1.6 supports rain.
The image on that changes to GMANS face when you hoover over it.
I hope there are no more tests, just the actual fucking game.
We all know about Gmans first test, with ascii gordon and a greet to Half-life2.net.
the second test is here!
The preload of HL2 gave this image -
.
If you look in the meta text there, it says "password is nova/prospekt this is the second test".
Password? For what site? This...
Click on the bottom right image in the top row
It will ask for a USER/PASS; Guess what? (a image of nova prospekt AREA in half-life2 can be found here)
User: nova
Password: prospekt
You will come to a black background with a little Querybox.
Look at the page source - Ascii Alyx and a bird, just like in The First Test; But whatnow!?
A question?
http://www.half-life2.com/secret/secondtest/whatsmyname.jpg
AND WHATS THaT FUCKERS NAME!?
Thats right, enter barnacle in the little QueryBox in the black-bg page.
A beautful gordon-getting-strangeled image!
You have passed the second test.
Thanks to Nimbus1951 for enlightening me in this little matter("<Nimbus1951> go post it... just mention my name thihi").
Original forum posts:
http://forums.hl2central.net/index.php?showtopic=3825&st=15
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=35325
The test FAQ
Happy mapping.
the second test is here!
The preload of HL2 gave this image -
If you look in the meta text there, it says "password is nova/prospekt this is the second test".
Password? For what site? This...
Click on the bottom right image in the top row
It will ask for a USER/PASS; Guess what? (a image of nova prospekt AREA in half-life2 can be found here)
User: nova
Password: prospekt
You will come to a black background with a little Querybox.
Look at the page source - Ascii Alyx and a bird, just like in The First Test; But whatnow!?
A question?
http://www.half-life2.com/secret/secondtest/whatsmyname.jpg
AND WHATS THaT FUCKERS NAME!?
Thats right, enter barnacle in the little QueryBox in the black-bg page.
A beautful gordon-getting-strangeled image!
You have passed the second test.
Thanks to Nimbus1951 for enlightening me in this little matter("<Nimbus1951> go post it... just mention my name thihi").
Original forum posts:
http://forums.hl2central.net/index.php?showtopic=3825&st=15
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=35325
The test FAQ
Happy mapping.
And to continue, it seems to be possible to preload HL2 and activate it with the CD-key you bought in a store. So instead of having to wait for the install, you can start playing immediatly...Preload - go to store - lookit game box/break it - steal cd key - go home - pley.
PIRATED!
Valve are such idiots. preloading is a BAD IDEA.
SOme popel i know (13 years old) Make 300 dollars a weak.They are schnobs and should be shot.
The long-song-middle-stop problem is caused by converting using SoundRecorder(Sndrec32.exe). Use DBpoweramp (google) instead, its alot better too.
Ebay scares me 
Linkin park - ive said it before and ill say it again - Ahemrock. hint wink twitch kick
i cant open that, the file has to be in a winzip archive (.zip).Rightclick - save as - Valvemaps.
I tend to hate all programs made by programs.
passing around a map, everyone makes a room for it.
When's my turn? common, i pwnz j00 all and you know it.:!
When's my turn? common, i pwnz j00 all and you know it.:!
'Tis a pretty cool map, but you can get "stuck" in several places.
The new hammer is kinda the same as the present.
I havent tried it much, but its basically the same, except events are triggered in a different way.
I havent tried it much, but its basically the same, except events are triggered in a different way.
Func_water acts just as a func_door, you can choose direction yourself.
LOLOL n00b!
WORLDCRAFT = HAMMER, or namely, worldcraft 3.3 and up is hammer!
YOu're using an OUTDATED version. Dont tell me your still using quaketools also?
WORLDCRAFT = HAMMER, or namely, worldcraft 3.3 and up is hammer!
YOu're using an OUTDATED version. Dont tell me your still using quaketools also?
You'd have to make a new mod for that.
omfg only middle-age-woman-music..!
woot pointlessnesss!
MSPAINT ALERT
A drivable car or just a prefab?
Drivable cars are only available in cs afaik, search google for tutorials on them.
Drivable cars are only available in cs afaik, search google for tutorials on them.
Maybe you have 3000 lights all over?
Well, there's 2 types of light;
the entity light, which can easily be switched on and off and has multiple "styles" but gives unrealistic results, if used wrong
and
The texture light, which gives better results but are alittle harder to make "switchable". Search the forums for texture lights for info.
I think you should go with the texture lights.
the entity light, which can easily be switched on and off and has multiple "styles" but gives unrealistic results, if used wrong
and
The texture light, which gives better results but are alittle harder to make "switchable". Search the forums for texture lights for info.
I think you should go with the texture lights.
I thought they're name were gonome? and there's plenty of them.
Den som v?ntar p? n?t gott v?ntar aldrig f?r l?nge
It is a point entity. if you dont know what that is, read all the "In the beginning" tutorials.
In fact, read all the tutorials on this site.
In fact, read all the tutorials on this site.
HARRY POTRRT IS KEWL 4EVAR!!11!1!one
1.) English is not their natural languageBullshit.
2.) They are uneducated.
Who has enough time to write complete sentences or words?
Shortening is the man.
ITS NOT A PROBLEM OMFGLOLROTFL READ THE POST
what about fy_poolday?There's no mirror in that. Simply a GLASS-textured wall.
Pre-Loading means basically a encrypted version of the full game - you have it, but you cant play it.
What's sarcasm?
Steamappsmoddirmodels should work
He saved t3h lol-image and resized it - alot, the uploaded to his site.
'Tis not an issue or problem, I just thought it looked funny
Unedited Screenshots from Valve Hammer Editor 3.5B
I wont be bothered with reading all that,
For the screenies:
They are extremely undetailed and boring. I mean, the same texture everywhere just doesnt give the right feel.
And Detail doesnt mean cylinders here and there that are supposed to be pipes - it actually has to look good.
For the models, make sure you credit the authors.
For the screenies:
They are extremely undetailed and boring. I mean, the same texture everywhere just doesnt give the right feel.
And Detail doesnt mean cylinders here and there that are supposed to be pipes - it actually has to look good.
For the models, make sure you credit the authors.
Lol griz, thats what it is: Half-life: Source. Half-Life converted to the Source engine.