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In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.I think that might well mean "in the event of accident, consult your doctor immediately". Pillroller indeed :D.
Fragile. Do not drop.On a Boeing 757.
Please deposit your valuables in the management.In a hotel in China.
Please leave your values at the front desk.Sign in a French hotel.
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.From an Austrian ski resort.
PUZZLE BALLThe instructions accompanying a Christmas-cracker toy.
Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!
HOW TO DECOMPOSE
Easily though it into the floor have fun.
HOW TO ASSEMBLE
2. [sic] Hold A1 hand. Put A2 and A3 on both side of A1.
2. [sic] Slide B1 and B2 on both side of A2 & A3.
3. Slide C1 for the side of B1 through the side of B2.
Needs swithes shoving NO.for pre arrows specifying of orention shoving.Pack it up time,withbold toy pate,need switches shoving OFF.Instructions accompanying a Japanese toy (entirely accurate to the original).
Prythee no sport with stingy or play asperity game. Winding finger have got bloodstream not walk. Throagh of peril.
Tad disport of time grown man tatelage.
Till the cowcomes home. Wield toys damage,burn-in prythee wind to a close wield.
Give attention to open/close for toys,therefore take place peril.for instance slipup batteries wield result in the emission of heat rupture liquid.vent itself prythee pay attention.
Play at sith to a certainty bolt up power supply fetch out batteries. Batteries no electrification dissolution,plunge ioto aqaor fire.
Not trust for tad batteries lest in advertent eat off. In the event of accident without loss of time plythee pillroller tuke order with.
May pre house the seamy side of volitation!!!
Hmmmmmm... perhaps over the summer. Sounds very interesting.? Seventh-Monkey, 19/05/2005
Slap fight? More like "Who can write the most profound essay on a designated topic in an hour". Now THAT'S a duel!Hmmmmmm... perhaps over the summer. Sounds very interesting.
Walk on with an appropriately sized cooler that says :"human head" on the side."Appropriately-sized", I believe.
PROSSER: But, Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.
DENT: Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attenion to them, had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything?
PROSSER: But the plans were on display...
DENT: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
PROSSER: That's the display department.
DENT: With a torch.
PROSSER: Ah, well the lights had probably gone.
DENT: So had the stairs.
PROSSER: But look, you found the notice, didn't you?
DENT: Yes, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard".