Yeah. I also didn't say any of the stuff that it says I did.
I'm also supposed to be appearing in the local paper for Market Drayton (The Advertiser, note: Nothing ever happens here so I hope to god i'm not on the front page cos thats weekly not daily.) And the TEAM NEWS Magazine for Morrison's.
I also heard that I'm on the Shropshire Star website.
Goes to check
No. That updates daily too.
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Tubby Woman Has Lyposucktion.Brilliant!
the model looks a little boxyBud-a-bum tssshhhh
Romka and A.I. are the only ones I recognise.
Your an idiot. 
J/K
J/K
Or do you meet with ZombieLoffe on dark nights and deal them out in an alleyway.
"Wanna buy some links!? Half a Kilobyte for ?20."
"Wanna buy some links!? Half a Kilobyte for ?20."
Thank you. New Pic soon?
Hmmm...There seems to be an error in the invite system. 
cheers
Oh the shame. Just thought I'd show you guys though.
i thought urb was a girlProbably all the feminine manga avs I've had.
Urb starts working on new feminine manga av
TaDa -------->
But then look at HL2. Its playable, the performance is great the graphics are incredible yet most people still go back to HL1.
Link no worky. White screen and nothing else.
I'm indifferent on the matter but I'd rather have the performance myself. When HL2 came out my PC was less than half what it is now and I had to play it on the lowest settings but it was still a great game.
I'm also a frequent player of HL1. The performance is top notch, impossible to get any better on the old engine, but the graphics are severely outdated but its a playable game. One of the best.
I'm not going to say graphics make no difference because thats not true. If you went out to the shops and bought a game today you'd expect almost photo-realistic visuals and an interacitve physics system and whatever else. You'd hardly fork out ?35 or $45 on Lemmings or Star wars : X-Wing nowadays. But they are still playable games.
Performance is one of the most important things when creating a game (especially with expanding the MMO community) but graphics make no real difference on the gameplay. They are really just dressing.
I'm also a frequent player of HL1. The performance is top notch, impossible to get any better on the old engine, but the graphics are severely outdated but its a playable game. One of the best.
I'm not going to say graphics make no difference because thats not true. If you went out to the shops and bought a game today you'd expect almost photo-realistic visuals and an interacitve physics system and whatever else. You'd hardly fork out ?35 or $45 on Lemmings or Star wars : X-Wing nowadays. But they are still playable games.
Performance is one of the most important things when creating a game (especially with expanding the MMO community) but graphics make no real difference on the gameplay. They are really just dressing.
I remember when you showed me somthing like that MNuTz.
You Bastard.
You Bastard.
"First sneek peak at HL3. This image is taken from chapter 4 : Far Reaching Implications (not unsimilar to highway 17 of HL2). The new combine super soldier model is currently in its beta stages."
Hmmm...think of the publicity!
Rubs hands and gets back to work
Rubs hands and gets back to work
The Wig Has Left.
Think Winning, Hate Losing. (kinda philosophical)
Try Willy's Hellish Laxatives!
Today, We Have Lunchmeat
Tomorrow, We Hang Lucifer
Try Working Harder Lardarse!
They Will Hump Lucy!
Tormented Walrus Hits Lady!
Think Winning, Hate Losing. (kinda philosophical)
Try Willy's Hellish Laxatives!
Today, We Have Lunchmeat
Tomorrow, We Hang Lucifer
Try Working Harder Lardarse!
They Will Hump Lucy!
Tormented Walrus Hits Lady!
Not funny.
Am I the only one who loves the music from FF7!?
Many thanks for that link CrystalMan
Many thanks for that link CrystalMan
Tenacious Walrus Humping League.
Tedious Wanker Hits Lion.
Tomorrow's World Holds Little.
Tampon Wetness Heals Loffe.
The Wierdo's Have Landed.
(that last one is my favourite and the most relevant to this site)
Tedious Wanker Hits Lion.
Tomorrow's World Holds Little.
Tampon Wetness Heals Loffe.
The Wierdo's Have Landed.
(that last one is my favourite and the most relevant to this site)
Another one in BF2. On an aircraft carrier Ig ot in a Black Hawk to try and get to grips with controlling a chopper. However just before I took off 3 guys spawned and hopped in. We did a nose dive off the edge of the carrier and drowned.
Purty.
ARGH! THERES NO VISING IN THAT MAP!!!
I've nearly pissed myself reading this thread through.
This is what communities are all about!
F*cking hilarious.
This is what communities are all about!
F*cking hilarious.
I laughed out loud just reading that.
I'd say by best (and most impressive) gaming moment was in BF2. An enemy chinook was hovering above one of our flags and was capturing the point when I lobbed a grenade in through the rear boarding ramp.
I thought it would have fallen straight through the model and come back to me but no. It rolled down to the cockpit and detonated inside, killing the pilot and gunner. I got a few "lol"s from bystanding teammates for that one.
I'd say by best (and most impressive) gaming moment was in BF2. An enemy chinook was hovering above one of our flags and was capturing the point when I lobbed a grenade in through the rear boarding ramp.
I thought it would have fallen straight through the model and come back to me but no. It rolled down to the cockpit and detonated inside, killing the pilot and gunner. I got a few "lol"s from bystanding teammates for that one.
UT Kicks ass!
Me, Digi and a couple of others used to play it all the time at the gaming sessions at college.
The Lavagiants were born and died in that one very room. Starting with just 3 members and gaining 3 others along the way. Yes, UT is an extremely addictive Multiplayer (even singleplayer) old school shooter classic!
LG Clan! February - June 2005
R.I.P.
Dearly missed.
Me, Digi and a couple of others used to play it all the time at the gaming sessions at college.
The Lavagiants were born and died in that one very room. Starting with just 3 members and gaining 3 others along the way. Yes, UT is an extremely addictive Multiplayer (even singleplayer) old school shooter classic!
LG Clan! February - June 2005
R.I.P.
Dearly missed.
no cracks or patches for this sort of thingThere are cracks for everything. Even steam is hackable. If it has a source code (which it needs to operate on a PC) it can be edited with the right know-how.
For the record I'm not promoting illegal software here I'm just speaking the truth!
You Ass! I started reading that post and got really excited. DAMN YOU!
j/k. No hard feelings.
j/k. No hard feelings.
If someone could code it for me it would be considered.
As for the game story you play as trainee security officer Joe Carter in the SkyLine facility. The concepts that I've come up with are all dark, rusty and mysterious.
There will be very little natural lighting as for the most part it will be below sea level.
There will be very little natural lighting as for the most part it will be below sea level.
Just wondering what games you have that are ages out of date but you still love?
You can also include games you'd love to play but can't because your PC either can't run them or mashes the hell out of them due to the immense power of modern systems.
Urb Still Plays :
-Lemmings
-Theme Hospital
-Transport Tycoon Duluxe
-Worms 2
Urb's PC Mutilates (can't play but want to):
-Duke Nukem 3D
-Starfighter 3000
-Worms
You can also include games you'd love to play but can't because your PC either can't run them or mashes the hell out of them due to the immense power of modern systems.
Urb Still Plays :
-Lemmings
-Theme Hospital
-Transport Tycoon Duluxe
-Worms 2
Urb's PC Mutilates (can't play but want to):
-Duke Nukem 3D
-Starfighter 3000
-Worms
Ok, heres the new story.
The story will remain similar to that of "The Urban Project"
The only thing is it will no longer take place in Skyline City nor will it be hundred of years into the future. No. This is set in the present. (-ish)
Story
In the year 2007 the human race had finally begun to understand the one thing that made the world a miserable and hellish place to live. Itself.
Somewhere out in the pacific ocean a huge complex had been created with the intention of perfecting the human race in a series of diabolical experiments. Human kind would be engineered to be kind and caring. There would be no more fighting one another and the entire planet would become a pefect world. Utopia.
However, with the ability to engineer and customise the very mind of the human race brought about other possibilties.
The creation of the perfect soldier. Powerful, controllable and merciless.
While the lower ranks of the science team took over the research and engineering of the perfect human psyche the senior elite proffesors were hard at work on what they had orignally set out to put a stop to. Driven by the immense insanity brought on by creating the most powerful weapon of mass destruction. An army of remote controlled super-soldiers.
While the young researchers worked hard on creating a perfect world, their demented superiors were busy in the lower levels, below the sea bed, creating the ultimate world destroying weapon right beneath their feet.
The story will remain similar to that of "The Urban Project"
The only thing is it will no longer take place in Skyline City nor will it be hundred of years into the future. No. This is set in the present. (-ish)
Story
In the year 2007 the human race had finally begun to understand the one thing that made the world a miserable and hellish place to live. Itself.
Somewhere out in the pacific ocean a huge complex had been created with the intention of perfecting the human race in a series of diabolical experiments. Human kind would be engineered to be kind and caring. There would be no more fighting one another and the entire planet would become a pefect world. Utopia.
However, with the ability to engineer and customise the very mind of the human race brought about other possibilties.
The creation of the perfect soldier. Powerful, controllable and merciless.
While the lower ranks of the science team took over the research and engineering of the perfect human psyche the senior elite proffesors were hard at work on what they had orignally set out to put a stop to. Driven by the immense insanity brought on by creating the most powerful weapon of mass destruction. An army of remote controlled super-soldiers.
While the young researchers worked hard on creating a perfect world, their demented superiors were busy in the lower levels, below the sea bed, creating the ultimate world destroying weapon right beneath their feet.
Yay! thanks for all the presents guys! ^_^ except zombie. your quite disgusting.You read my mind.
EDIT: I don't know why but the way you put that makes it hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
EDIT 2:(russian accent) HAPPY BIRTHINGDAY COMRADE! LET US ALL BE EATING E-CAKE NOW!
I just realised that if I'm making a Mod I can just use the folders.
Duh...
Sorry. Thanks anyway.
Duh...
Sorry. Thanks anyway.
I'm in. I'm not working on anything for HL1 anymore so this is perfect.
Plus I might actually release somthing! Ha ha. Godd news for all. You can all revel in my amazingly hand-crafted hallways of ambient lighting and beautiful architecure rivelling that of Kasperg and Rimrook.
I joke, I joke.
Plus I might actually release somthing! Ha ha. Godd news for all. You can all revel in my amazingly hand-crafted hallways of ambient lighting and beautiful architecure rivelling that of Kasperg and Rimrook.
I joke, I joke.
Skyline : Source
The SkyLine Project
Ok. Here's a brief outline.
Having changed to the source engine this mod has had a complete remastering. The story has changed, the location has changed and the characters have changed. The only thing that remains the same is the fact it will be episodic with multiple choice cliff hangers. Updates soon.
The SkyLine Project
Ok. Here's a brief outline.
Having changed to the source engine this mod has had a complete remastering. The story has changed, the location has changed and the characters have changed. The only thing that remains the same is the fact it will be episodic with multiple choice cliff hangers. Updates soon.
Ok. Having moved to the Source engine I have a few questions.
I once played a map which featured the citizen model with a different skin but i couldn't find any of the files in my folder. How is this possible.
Same question concerning textures / materials on the walls and stuff.
I once played a map which featured the citizen model with a different skin but i couldn't find any of the files in my folder. How is this possible.
Same question concerning textures / materials on the walls and stuff.
I've figured out a way to get into source mapping. Rather than simply converting your own HL1 maps to source why not remake them from the ground up. It takes more time but it gets you used to the system?
I remade a small coridor from questionable ethics in HL1. Its a WIP but i learned a lot of the textures and stuff just from what I've got so far.
I remade a small coridor from questionable ethics in HL1. Its a WIP but i learned a lot of the textures and stuff just from what I've got so far.
B seems to be the more popular choice. I haven't made anything worth porting yet. I made the grav tram station and then when I got to the outside section the engines limitations hit me in the face like a bat!
Source it is. This of course means that it will take much longer to release and as much as it pains me to say this, besides concept arts and WIP screenies I seriously doubt anything will be released until the next winter period.
Source it is. This of course means that it will take much longer to release and as much as it pains me to say this, besides concept arts and WIP screenies I seriously doubt anything will be released until the next winter period.
I got one. Film by the way.
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going meow?"
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going meow?"
Pure-bred sphinx cats are show-quality can be worth up to $10,000.
hmmm...
Might make it too religious. :
Might make it too religious. :
Christ that was fast!
Still learning reflections and refractions but the bump mapping stuff is fantastic.
Vote continues
Still learning reflections and refractions but the bump mapping stuff is fantastic.
Vote continues
Having played around with hammer making a quick HL2DM map I have come across a small problem.
I have fallen in love with source mapping
Making your own materials with bump maps is actually a lot more enjoyable than slaving away at low res panel texures in PSP and wally.
The possibilitys are endless. (Don't knock it until you've tried it is the best way to put it really)
*Urban slaps self for doubting source.
This means that I know have 2 options. I can either make The Urban Project in HL1 while still messing with the Source engine and maybe make the sequel in the HL2 system or I can make the entire series in HL2.
Of course this game is entirely user decided on a multiple choice system so here are your options.
A)The Urban Project
or
B)SkyLine City : Source
I have fallen in love with source mapping
Making your own materials with bump maps is actually a lot more enjoyable than slaving away at low res panel texures in PSP and wally.
The possibilitys are endless. (Don't knock it until you've tried it is the best way to put it really)
*Urban slaps self for doubting source.
This means that I know have 2 options. I can either make The Urban Project in HL1 while still messing with the Source engine and maybe make the sequel in the HL2 system or I can make the entire series in HL2.
Of course this game is entirely user decided on a multiple choice system so here are your options.
A)The Urban Project
or
B)SkyLine City : Source
Well I'm not good with modelling but if you need a texture / skin artist I'm getting into that at the moment.
I've got so many people to credit,now am I gonna credit someone for a little flashlight,naa...I'll do it myselfUse the model from blue-shift.
I prefer the Low Def pr High Def models personally. Super Def is just too far.