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ahhhhhhhhhhh! cheers.

damnit, now im getting filesystem_steam.dll errors... bloody hammer. got to try and remember how to load maps outside of hammer now :S

Hello guys, its been a while (a very long while)

thought i'd get back to playing with mapping again, but this time with source. and i have a question.

When i make brushes, nothing appears in the camera view. I've rotated the view, zoomed the veiw, but all i see is a black square.... in GoldSrc hammer, whenever I made a brush i could see it, hideously textured in what ever i currently had selected.

Am i missing something quite obvious??

yes.

and i havnt changed anything since last time it ran anyway.

lo guys, long time no post.

i have a problem with steam, can anybody help me out.

this machine is pants... steam usually runs on one of my other machines, but its currently under repairs.... so anyway, i ran steam on this machine for the first time in months, and it updated to this new version (personaly i prefered the old one)

the problem is, it connects fine, and displays my games etc. however the update news doesnt load, and the "store" just display's "Loading..." and never actually does anything.

any ideas?

Looks awesome! Scary...
(I cannot see the zombie clearly from this school computer but it looks cool from here too)
**I ve got a problem with my comp. as u can see in the mappinghl1 forum. **

eh???

turn... the... monitor... brightness... up...

sweet...... maybe you can buy your own hosting too!!! instead of getting it free from me

argh.... nooooo.... dont learn asp!!!!!!

oh 96a2107, just a thought... the navigation on http://www.danhall.co.uk/ has a box around the item, but the only active bit is the text, i recomend either making the whole thing a link, or removing the box.

yawn.....

i've seen younger Ford Model T's....

thankyou rabidmonkey

and the award for having half a brain.... and using it... goes to "The Hunter"...

hey urb.... where the hell is this new section? its monday.. and you aint doing college work (lazy goit)

wooh red dwarf!!!

You've got the brain of a cheese sandwich.

I'm alone in space with a man who'd lose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana.

Morning, Lister! How's life in hippie heaven, you pregnant baboon bellied space cookie? What's the plan for the day then? Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon, then a bit of a snooze before the main evening's slob? God, you're a disgrace to the species.

What do you want this time? A hand with your homework? Or would you like me to sew little name tags in your PE kit?

Good evening, you stupid, stinking, festering, gimboid of a cat.

You've got the brains of diarrhea and the breeding of a maggot.

So you're saying, Lister, you're an intergalactic, pus-filled cold sore! At last, Lister, we agree on something.

Tee hee, hoddle, ha. Why don't you just get back into your cesspit or you won't have the energy for a full day's slob.

STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!

Your father was a baboon's rump and your mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors?

You always put the emphasis on "Rim" in "Rimmer." Makes me sound like a lavatory disinfectant.-Rimmer

Your nickname was never "Ace!" Maybe "Ace-hole."-Lister

Our first contact with intelligent life in three million and two years and it's the android version of Norman Bates.

"Mister Arnold" isn't his name. His name's "Rimmer." Or "Smeghead." Or "Dinosaur Breath" or "Molecule Mind." And on a really special occasion when you want to be really mega-polite to him, Kryten, we're talking MEGA-polite, in those exceptional circumstances, you can call him "Arse-hole."

You send off for every bit of rubbish going, you do. Just so you'll have some mail to open.... (Silly voice) Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't.

What is this, a meeting of the ugly convention?

You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.

You are a total, total... a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
Alright, keep your hair on.
I'm lucky if I can keep my legs on with you in charge!
Yeah, he's out to lunch, man!
He's out to lunch, breakfast, dinner, tea, supper, the lot! He's not in for a single meal, if you ask me!

You're tighter than an Italian waiter's keks.

Are you trying to say I've got a big bum?
It's like two badly-parked Volkswagens.

turns out hl improvement is being redone or summin.... no downloads available... if anyone knows where i can get the ultra hi res patch from.... tell me!!

thanks.... but i was looking for the super dooper patch...

apparently its on hl improvement...

where the hell do i get the HL hi definition pack from?

_blank is very much still an important atribute content... and has not been depreciated...

but i would take a look at this if i were you
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.broadcast-depth.com/main.php

plus you have some serious, and some minor coding errors.

oh, pointless intros and annoying background sounds that cannot be disabled/stopped are bad web design.. and i find them bloody irritating!! (but thats just me)

eh?

wtf????

woooh! im scareee!

ok, new fear... urbs rants.....

i know no fear......

a spoon, a large spoon made of cheese,

and go insane, killing people using only his trusty emoticon coated hosepipe, the flexible green smilie tubing wrapping around...

nibbled on the chard remains of his auditory canal, resulting in the rare occurence of green monkey syndrome, this disease causes

washed down with absynth and petroleum, then, wanting a "laff" decided to light his...

boxer shorts, as he liked the feeling of

apparently the russian job centre is in france???
apparently you go to a job centre to be a stripper???

ok??

the israli goat then sat on

that came from nuking the sea!!! all seahorses however emigrated to france to get a job as strippers in the

Urb singing - "do a little dance... make a little love... etc"

the home of jimny criket, where yellow strawberries were

The next day the yoghurt formerly known as jim...

hos crowbar did a little dance and

resulting in a mushroom paste...

:S argh confused, from urb then....

...the boss decided to deal with the strike he would hit them with a...

the mushrooms were revoulting (hmm.... double meaning)....

and a hammer which crushed weeble's

decide to set fire to some jam, this results in

Dunno if you have seen this, but its veryt funny
http://www.imagestorepro.com/ebay_song.html

blue van gough - sunflower girl

damnit, i wanted some fighting!!

looks good urb, keep it up

no snow...... yet, apparently heavy snow tonight

sunny! makes a bloody change

C

thanx to my tutor, all i can hear is people whistling the Rhubarb Theme

ive never had any browsing problems in Opera, NN, MSIE, Mozilla, Firefox, lynx, MCSA Mosaic or Internet Exploder.

Yay. I'll leave the poll going until tomorrow morning though. That way i can write it in college

that says a lot for your productivity.....

the definition of comouter is something that computes. by that definition, i have no computer.... its depressing...... its sooooooooo rubbish...... so rubbish infact that it crashes when i run notepad....

it claims to be:
500Mhz
128Mb RAM (16Mb Shared Video)
20GB HD (it makes up the free space, honestly! it claimed i had 54GB free?!?!)
98SE

(never operates to these though)

sobs

but im currently building a new one, so its not so bad.

coldplay - clocks......oh wait, its just finishing........TAKE THAT?? WTF is that doing in my mp3 collection???.... we will skip that (and delete it)..... iggy pop - lust for life

its 1:30am, its cold, dark (duh) and there is sod all of that snow we were promissed

i cant play hl2 because i have the worlds most pathetic pc. (if anyone wishes to donate money so i can finish my new one!!)
however, im still gunna say hl2 as it has ragdoll, cant wait to play with ragdoll, dead people and that manipulator gun.

It was a massive hit on another forum to the point where people started getting frustrated when I was late with a section. Digital_ice can back me up that one

yup, late... as ever! (hmm.... mod???? where????)

it was good though, worth the stress of pestering for the next bit.

bows

thats sir to you...

my website is hosted on servers at streamline.net. its great, ?40 a year and i get unlimited webspace, unlimited bandwidth (how the hell that would work i dont know) and 5 mysql databases. they have loads of packages. oh and my domain name was free with the host!

for websites i make for other people, i use a comapny called web-mania. for ?20 a year you get 500mb of webspace and only one sql dbase, which is plently adequate for their requirments