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This is now the official "Photochop-the-santa"-thread.
Easy. Pop a few testosterone pills in their meals.
Does anybody want to go to war? Huh. I know I never would.
"War is sweet to those who have never experienced it."
Does anybody want to go to war? Huh. I know I never would.
"War is sweet to those who have never experienced it."
For those of you who didn't know, the Mac 10 is the best weapon in CS:S - it works in any situation. Possibly best at crazy rushes. With dynamic pricing, it costs you around $600 and is available at first round.
You can apply this tactic to just about any map in the game.
You can apply this tactic to just about any map in the game.
Naked ladies works very well.
Seeing as how 5 stars is maximum, I use it as 100%. So I guess my stars "translates" into:
1: 1-25
2: 25-50
3: 50-75
4: 75-95
5: 95-100
5-ers will only be given to maps that are, in my opinion, perfect and can't be improved in any way.
1: 1-25
2: 25-50
3: 50-75
4: 75-95
5: 95-100
5-ers will only be given to maps that are, in my opinion, perfect and can't be improved in any way.
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dm_infested (no offence) sucks the donkey. And I wouldn't mind seeing some other go too.
In my opinion, source feels a lot more gooder (it's a word) than both the Doom 3 and Unreal 2 engines. I don't know why, everything just feels... sharper, crisper. Better-looking. Can't really put my finger on it. The load times are 'orrible though.
I assume you're talking about the apparent lack of a ceiling?
Looks like the engine is ignoring the brushes to me... press Alt+p and look at the compile log for error messages.
If all else fails, upload it to the map vault under problem maps.
Looks like the engine is ignoring the brushes to me... press Alt+p and look at the compile log for error messages.
If all else fails, upload it to the map vault under problem maps.
Wow, Tycell, you really have some bad prejudice there. A lesbian feminist would have your head.
Yes, the combat effectiveness of women can be debated, but I think it's more a matter of individual strengths and weaknesses, not gender. I have no doubt you can train women to be "as effective" as male soldiers. Might need a different type of training or methods, but it can probably be done. Come on now, the difference between guys and girls isn't that big. This is the 21st century.
Yes, the combat effectiveness of women can be debated, but I think it's more a matter of individual strengths and weaknesses, not gender. I have no doubt you can train women to be "as effective" as male soldiers. Might need a different type of training or methods, but it can probably be done. Come on now, the difference between guys and girls isn't that big. This is the 21st century.
Looks pretty bad. Large, open, un-detailed areas with boring texturing.
It's not hard, here's the syntax:Use [pre ] you stoop.
[img]your mother.jpg[/img]That overlay texture is sexeh.
I like physics. I long for the day we have fully destructible environments (like in CoH) in first person shooters.
would you want this to be made by some shi* developer???... Turtle Rock is "some shit developer" if you ask me. But indeed, the developer doesn't matter - however, it's helpful for approximations of the quality of the game, pre-release - and my approximation of this game isn't very positive.
The French are a people who like to show their dissatisfaction. I can respect civil disobedience in mass outbreaks. But yeah, the country seems to have a few problems, especially regarding immigrants and assimilation. Not to mention segregation, on more than one level.
I've never seen a game from Turtle Rock that I really like. They've made, what, CS:CZ and some maps for CS:S? Not the most impressive repertoire, if you ask me. Especially not when compared to Valve. The fact that they're buddy-chums with Valve and releasing their new games on Steam doesn't really mean much - Valve aren't developing the game. I don't see what all the fuzz is about.
Uh, Tawnos, I can promise you there's nothing even slightly illegal on Download.com :P. Far from warez.
Bump for goodness.
Great thread this, looking back. We should take all the (useful) tips and put them together on a page somewhere on TWHL.
Great thread this, looking back. We should take all the (useful) tips and put them together on a page somewhere on TWHL.
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Whut? It says Turtle Rock are developing it, unless I am missing something vital.
Valve isn't the same as turtle rock.
Resolving this would be making dial-up people get a decent connection.
Stop whining about large images and get with the times, you stone-age man. Anything below broadband is so 1990's. Whiner.
In fact, I think we should encourage large images (2 megs plus - the bigger the better!) to somehow mock and mess with the 56k people, in our utter broadband superiority. Ha.
In fact, I think we should encourage large images (2 megs plus - the bigger the better!) to somehow mock and mess with the 56k people, in our utter broadband superiority. Ha.
I agree, remove everything but commonly played maps from the map cycle. Keep the maps on the server, but don't put 'em in the cycle.
A suggestion for the cycle would be something like...
Another thing, make admin_vote_map a public command, so anyone can do it. There's no harm in that.
A suggestion for the cycle would be something like...
crossfire
sunden
rapidcore
gungod
detention
Another thing, make admin_vote_map a public command, so anyone can do it. There's no harm in that.
Ill just disable entmod, fireworks and what not.Noooooooooooo!
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DANGER DANGER
PEOPLE ARE TALKINGZz
PEOPLE ARE TALKINGZz
We could just get a rank plugin for the server and let it keep track of who's first, resetting it each month.
Because we're friggin' lazy. Earlier today I played more than an hour with 7 other people (full house, biznatch) - best HLDM session ever.
Just keep an eye out in the shoutbox. It's the best way to organize games, trust me.
Just keep an eye out in the shoutbox. It's the best way to organize games, trust me.
I meant the guy who refused to leave and got taz0r'd.
I think he was trying to prove some political point through civil disobedience, only he fail'd horribly at it.
Forums: TWHL.Jimmi. Fag.
Ban Time: Permanent
Reason: Lets not go there.
Never bannt.
That doesn't mean a thing. It was a choice between two evils. Everyone hated both of the candidates.Vote blank.
Hitler lost because he invaded the motherland, btw. Anyone who's ever tried to conquer Russia's pretty much failed. Besides, my fail comment was hardly serious :P.
The US fails, and everyone who lives in it (them?).
Security cameras monitoring special areas (like intersections) is one thing - security cameras monitoring everywhere, with people shouting at you from them is another.
[quote]Definitions of Sargent on the Web:
* United States painter (born in Italy) known for his society portraits (1856-1925) [/quote]Or Dog-wanker, it all depends.
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I must say, this looks amazing. The maps look horribly good with their simplistic antique-ness and the gameplay looks even better. Has a "working" release been released yet? Last time I tried, I got a runtime error.
These "screaming security cameras" are ludicrous. Not only are they horribly ineffective - they're also plain obnoxious (indecent behaviour!), expensive and most of all, privacy infringing. Ridiculous.
This "war of terror" always amuses me - especially the US' "National threat advisory". Honestly, this is comically stupid. Not only does it inform terrorists when security will be elevated and when it's relatively low (I mean, who the hell thought this up?), it's also only a way to fill the population with fear. When the citizens of a country are afraid, constantly, of an unknown, unbeatable threat, the terrorists have won. That's their goal, all along, damn it. Annoys the crap out of me how Americans still can't see they're helping the terrorists win. Sack 'o poop.
By the way, the internet isn't all good and glory. ISPs have already started blocking sites with inappropriate content to reach the viewers (in Denmark and Norway IIRC). Not to mention the on-going debate about "net neutrality" with companies wanting to make their sites faster and everyone else's slower. Again, ridiculous.
The raid on the Pirate Bay wasn't as much an issue with the internet itself as it was a bloody scandal for the Swedish department of justice. Those wankers should go to trial, honestly.
This "war of terror" always amuses me - especially the US' "National threat advisory". Honestly, this is comically stupid. Not only does it inform terrorists when security will be elevated and when it's relatively low (I mean, who the hell thought this up?), it's also only a way to fill the population with fear. When the citizens of a country are afraid, constantly, of an unknown, unbeatable threat, the terrorists have won. That's their goal, all along, damn it. Annoys the crap out of me how Americans still can't see they're helping the terrorists win. Sack 'o poop.
By the way, the internet isn't all good and glory. ISPs have already started blocking sites with inappropriate content to reach the viewers (in Denmark and Norway IIRC). Not to mention the on-going debate about "net neutrality" with companies wanting to make their sites faster and everyone else's slower. Again, ridiculous.
The raid on the Pirate Bay wasn't as much an issue with the internet itself as it was a bloody scandal for the Swedish department of justice. Those wankers should go to trial, honestly.
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ACTUALLY, both forms of Sargent are acceptableNot according to Dictionary.com or Google, or Firefox's spell check. You fail.
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Actually, it's sergeant. And aren't, too. But spelling is for sissies.
Well sheesh, how was I s'posed to know? 
You weren't exactly clear.
You weren't exactly clear.
WoW, Guild Wars (no monthly fee), EverQuest, Starwars: Galaxies? There's plenty to choose from.
Terry Pratchett pwnsYessir. Discworld away!