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Overheating = Bad!

Shipmaster and everything

I think I'll register as the pope.

matching google sites that mention each part of your name

(...I say nothing )

Looks like a right StonEdd ! (Only kiddin)

I originally did it in IRC so I thought, well, I just started it off so 'what the heck' I'll continue! (I hope no one takes this seriously)

Doesnt the amiga have that weird text-to-speech thing as well? and an animation maker? (really retro)

(It's only a silly, surreal competition and of course people named after particular things or real names will inevitably win - but hey!)

Using google search, these are the results of the most popular TWHL member with the most matching sites:

ZombieLoffe: 1,750 matching sites

Captain P: 2,960,000 matching sites

ieatmonkeychow: 1,280 matching sites

Mephs: 1,760 matching sites

MuzzleFlash: 3,720 matching sites

Trapt: 154,000 matching sites

Seventh-Monkey: 95,000 matching sites

m0p = Complete Tosser: 6,010 matching sites all generated by himself

atom: 11,300,000 matching sites

Jaardsi: 1,280 matching sites

SilentGunz: 724 matching sites

RabidMonkey777: 2,320 matching sites

G_KID: 517 matching sites

Floater619: 855 matching sites

hazardous!: 6,540,0 matching sites

davideo59: 1,550 matching sites

spark: 3,940,000 matching sites

toonton: 202 matching sites

Crusader_bin: 223 matching sites

DieH@rd: 126 matching sites

Coolfat3459: 236 matching sites

Abs0lute11: 7 matching sites

Andy: 28,000,000 matching sites

SlayerA: 3,870 matching sites

Jahzel: 1,920 matching sites

Vassy: 16,800 matching sites

ministeve: 647 matching sites

BrattyLord: 1,820 matching sites

Gone_Latin: 1,310 matching sites

BJ: 6,300,000 matching sites

kol: 1,350,000 matching sites

pepper: 6,390,000 matching sites

Gus ( Ozone 11 ): 21 matching sites

async: 443,000 matching sites

MkT: 1,610,000 matching sites

zooyorkbmxer: 157 matching sites

paulkennedy: 226 matching sites

Slasher_101: 507 matching sites

_JesteR_: 180 matching sites

Xaphan: 2,670 matching sites

Peace and LOve: 5,670,000 matching sites

Des!r3: 253,000 matching sites

dajuppi: 191 matching sites

habboi: 579 matching sites

M_garguntua: 177 matching sites

RacerX: 20,100 matching sites

Jax: 1,150,000 matching sites

Anthony: 25,000,000 matching sites

madcow: 62,800 matching sites

Griz: 84,700 matching sites

Tycell: 185 matching sites

rat808: 1,390 matching sites

fixxxer575: 1,190 matching sites

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I appologise for anyone who was not included in the list.

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The Results!

1. At first place the winner of the most popular TWHL member is Andy, with a staggering 28, 000, 000 matching sites!

2. At second place, catching up is Anthony with a close 25,000,000 matching sites

3. And at Third place, atom with 11,300,000 matching sites. Well done atom!

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The winner of the least popular TWHL member is, Abs0lute11, with 7 matching sites. Oh well, better luck next time!

I havent played poke646 for a while now, still at the sewer!

1. m1
2. m2
3. m3

I see a Walter!

How about that, ZL?

35. The sofa, while you sit on the TV.

That's from Vice City

Yea, I closed it. Friggin pings too high. It's ridiculous. Trouble is, there is very little I can do to improve the matter. Oh well!

Server is up right now.

Password = twhl

82.36.88.216:27015

I suppose its like when two mirrors are facing each other - your reflection just never ends... And they say there's no such thing as infinity...huh.

You do that?

Things to stare at:

1. Dogs in Cars.
2. Crows.
3. Cripples, or people with some kind of defficiancy.

...Could include carbaseous, but due to problems with lag, I'm thinking otherwise...

Right...Ok, instead of having some other non-twhl maps, I have decided to have it strictly twhl so that people's maps get some kind of potential and can be played and tested.

So, here's what I have decided:

Zeromancer
haz_justfarfrags1
haz_justfarfrags2
haz_justfarfrags3
Intake
Annopus
Oeilvert
nos_vemos
Heads Up
Defcon 1
Mr_E v2
Amenza
Seth
Hoth
Punishment
Enigma 7
dm_terrain
Deadcentre

(All of these DM maps are from TWHL)

Most are from here. Others are just random custom hldm maps that I seem to have aquired.

Theres nothing wrong with taking it in turns to host it. Say I'm busy, someone else can host it, and vise versa.

Its not exactly 24/7 - and I would want my eyes to bleed now would I?

Anyway, so far the custom maps involved are:

Zeromancer
haz_justfarfrags1, 2, & 3
Intake
Annopus
Oeilvert
kotc (king of the castle)
nos_vemos
dm_terrain?
dm_faction
hlnoir
outcry!
rigor
tcabodies
vacant_town
lost_village
punisment
and perhaps deadcentre.
(Most are TWHL, but a small amount are old time classics or just weird)
I have alot more custom maps but I dont actually no whether I should have them. Should I keep it strictly TWHL?

3 Things that old people like to stare at:

1. Leaves falling of a tree.
2. THE window, not out the.
3. Songs Of Praise.

I aint on 56k! I'm on Cable. And I aint running it today, cos I gots to go out! So sorry 'bout thats.

Pretty much always on, although I'm not sure it can be on 24/7 as I need to be able to switch off the comp and stuff. I'm not sure whether a ded server runs during standby...

Just to let you know that I start a server now called 'Grapplinghook Productions LTD'. It'll be for twhl members only... (password: twhl)

It'll be running as soon as I get my ass out of bed...

Anyone who wants their map playtested can here...

huh I bet! (Joke.)

Completely unfinished NS map I started on pretty much when NS came out...Don't know what to do with em though. Maybe I'll have them as a SP map or sump'n.

No! Muhahahahahah!

I'll make it if you dont - yeah, that's right, I'll steal your ideas! Muhahaahahaha!

Am I then really the only one that uses the Hive Hand on them?

Sure...but if you only have a handgun it sucks. A crowbar would be effective only they are so small and hard to hit.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started
canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house and asked the owner
if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

No - but then he was well pissed off that they werent even there!

The HL2 aliens are related to the Op4 ones - look at the voltigores and look at the new ant lions!

Also I hate those baby headcrabs, you can never see the fuckers!

In USS Darkstar they didn't actually do anything, they were in the creature tanks but suddenly disappeared when the disaster struck. My cousin who played through was petrified by the fact that they could be lurking somewhere in the ship...

I just added an ol' map of mine so tell me what you think, if it works and all - it should do.

Call it Red Eye

As Bill Hicks said, 'Watching television is like taking black spray paint on your third eye.'

I couldnt get it to work either, ill try now tohugh...

yea, but do you know how annoyingly painstaking that is?

I hate UnrealEd. I did however manage to get the idea of it and actually make a simple '8' shaped dm map, bit not fully understanding it. It uses a stupid carve system where the whole void is one brush or something and you carve out the room spaces etc. You do have a nifty brush-clipper-tool thingy where you can manipulate the shape of the brush and then you can make really complxe hallways and curved hallways etc. Thats about all I learned. I hate it. And QERadiant, well, thats just stupid.

Why dont you call it:

'Attack of A load of Disgusting Bastards With Huge Feet And Fuzzy Hair'

'Attack of The Alien Barby Dolls From Mars'

Partiots dont ask questions.

They're doing this pre-load business to piss us off I tells ya.

HPB = Nupe.
Jumbot = YES!!!

It always acts slow when compiling, its just one of the many annoyances mappers face.

Maybe so, but at least it wont be as hard as UnrealED or QERadiant