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yeah, i found that too, maybe they didn't have good modelers back then?
i dunno, but if you do compare a cs model with a reg hl one it is more detailed.

i myself hate hollowing and use my own form of creating brushes, i make the floor one brush, the walls and then the ceiling manually, no hollow, and a tip: Never use the carve tool.

hmm?? cough me couch?? are you sitting on a couch?? lol

hmmm.. you should have it in your valve directory,
i got it there,

these are the wads that came with hl, and that you should have:

Decals.wad
fonts.wad
gfx.wad
halflife.wad
liquids.wad
spraypaint.wad
xeno.wad

and people shouldnt include the fonts.wad in their map when they're compiling, it doesn't do anything

pic?? yes,

go to: http://www.imageshack.us/

and you have to make a .jpg pic of your map, then select the pic with the browse button, then choose copy to forum boards then paste it here!

creating hl2 models can be the frickin easiest thing to do (ever!)
with SOFTIMAGE|XSI, goto valve's collective (or whatever it is. :S)
and try a search on SOFTIMAGE|XSI, read the tutorial, it's like 5 clicks and you make a model ready to skin!! it's easy, you choose a bunch of features (masculant, cocasion, female male)!!
go get it now!!

jaardsi, i took them off of HALO screenshots, thats the reason they look stretched. the grass in the screenie was slanted.

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i suped up my pc

my pc sucked when i first got it, (couldn't even play doom!)
now it has enough requirments to play DOOMIII and HL2!!

too true. PC's specs blow the xbox's specs away.

i thought they should've just taken the first couple of levels from the game to make the demo.

k. tommorow i am very tired right now. :S

squrel, the textures so far:i got a great idea, how about in the blue base we add your av, and in the red base we add my av?
or your av in red and mine in blue??

squrel, i was thinkin about makin 2 versions, one for hl deathmatch and the other for cs, sound cool?

but we'd have to make it pretty quick (Less than 1 hour. or so.)
because my msn is retarted. you could submit the .rmf to me over msn.
sound good?

i think the steam haters should make a clan, and then with the people we have, go to valve and say "Shut down steam."

i'll help.
I remember halo's Blood Gulch.
yup i'll help you.
so what is there to do now? or what do you have finished.

"Steam is crap!" "Steam sucks" "Steam is crap, crap!" Come on people!
break it down now "Steam is crap!" now just the women, "Steam is crap" now everybody "Steam sucks.. du du du Steam is crap"

come on everybody repeat, repeat!

steam doesn't come in peace, steam comes to crash your computer and give you viruses and make you have to get your computer fixed.
bottom line: steam SUCKS

Na-na-na-na hey hey hey goodbye (steam.)

Heres my rapping song about steam:

steam sucks
you should give it the pucks
just remember steam sucks
valve must've been on crack when they were making steam
and had a light beam,
shined on their eye
because we have to say bye bye
to steam

Repeat Chorus <Steam sucks you should give it the pucks...>

but i deleted it.

i had an example map posted for this.
it showed a scientist runing up to then jumping through a window.
and the glass broke.

HALF-LIFE
all of the xen planet levels,
the intro, when your on the tram, that was a couple levels.
Opposing Force:
The Last Battle
Blue Shift:
Intro
Uplink:
near the end, when you gotta battle the garg.

Uplink is the demo of half-life, but it has tottaly new levels.

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they always had an embarrassing and lively reaction on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this." So he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up his beloved beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way hame from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he phoned his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk.

On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home.

He went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans and all the way home he farted.

By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on.

Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and "Rriiipppp!" It sounded like a diesel engine and smelled worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.

Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for almost ten minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin.

When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contently, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table.

After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled "SURPRISE!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."

kinda felt like starting my own one.

here's some more pics:

I know there's more than a couple threads on "Funny Pics" but here are some i have:if you have any funny pics post them here

The Vines: I'm gonna break free
Gorrilas: Sunshine in a bag

yes this thread has been revived a whole lotta times, and is getting WAY too big.

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What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.

whos jokes where they?

Relieving Stress in Class

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?
They're always open.

Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"

my three fav zombie flicks would have to be:

1. Night of the Living Dead
2. 28 days later
3. Resident Evil


hazardous you like quintin terrantino movies??
every one of em' besides reservoir dogs sucked.

Blonde Valedictorian

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.''

The next day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''

Her mother replied, ''Of course it is dear!''

The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?''

Her mother replied, ''No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

5 presidents are on a plane

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

do you get it?

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.
Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence.

This is a survey

Do you like to run half-life in OpenGL or Software modes?
i like OpenGL myself.

well, my favorite map i've played would have to be the "They Hunger", actually thats a mod, but it does have maps in it!!

my favorite map i've made, well.. i dont have a favorite.

a map i'd like to see? well a resident evil hl map, y'know, if ya watched resident evil you'll know. where all the workers become zombies etc. etc.
or a resident evil HL Mod based on one of the RE PS2 Games, RE-O, RE1,2,3 ETC. That would be cool.

How many stupid people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two. One to screw it in, fall and kill himself, and the other to grab his wallet and run off.

i meant to fall off the ladder, kill himself.

haha.

1. A guy walks into a pet store, and asks the clerk "I want a dog for my son." the store clerk says "Sorry, we dont do trade ins for humans."

2. How many stupid people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two. One to screw it in, fall and kill himself, and the other to grab his wallet and run off.

3. How many stupid people does it take to move a couch?
two, one to lift the couch, and the other to sit on it while it is getting moved.

i've played castlevania, i thought it was pretty good.



people, you should play Galactic Wrestling for the PS2, that game got me addicted to playing it for about a month. it's pretty cool. If anybody here watched the T.V. show called Ultimate Muscle, or read the comics.
get the game! it is awesome

this one may not be that funny,

whats the difference between a drunken hillbilly and a drunken canadian?
the beer.

here's another one:

two guys where on a rare treasure hunt in and underground tomb, they soon came to the place where the treasure supposedly is, the one guy checks the walls why the other guy checks the floor, the guy checking the floor sees the floor open up and peers inside, he says to the other guy (the other guy is facing the wall) HOLY SHIT!!, HOLY SHIT!! LOOK!! HOLY SHIT!! SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! the guy facing the walls says "Shut up you idiot." the guy goes on again SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!, so the guy facing the wall goes to the guy with his head in the floor, he peers down, and he finds a golden piece of holy shit.

actually i think that joke is kinda stupid.

what are your three favorite movies?

mine are:

1. A night at the roxbury
2. The Predator
3. Die Hard 1

Steam sucks, WON RULED!!, but now it's gone.
i still dont like steam though!

hmmmmm.... try reinstalling EVERYTHING

well not everything

just the stuff that aint workin, you can get em back off the net.