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Posted 17 years ago2007-07-28 08:57:51 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #230487
"YOU'LL BE SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE 'SLOOOOOW DOOOOWN' AND YOU'LL BE LIKE 'FUCK YOU!' AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS!!!"

Hahahahah.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-27 10:13:23 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #230419
Sublime - [Sublime #06] Santeria
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-26 11:36:48 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #230344
Lost hard.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-23 04:09:26 UTC
in What the F**K are you talking about. Post #230035
[16:03] * Strideh (~playdateo@ppp150-101-147-18.lns1.per1.internode.on.net) has joined #twhl
[16:03] <Mervin> Strideh, the following messages have been left for you:
[16:03] <Mervin> Recieved on Saturday, 14 July 2007, 11:11 GMT from Ant: Damn fucking straight
[16:03] <Mervin> Recieved on Saturday, 14 July 2007, 11:41 GMT from dewdle: is it a matrix foobar?
[16:04] <Strideh> !tell dewdle wtf mang
[16:04] * kol is now known as yuri
[16:04] <Strideh> Man, i'm aso fuckign fucxked rugght noiw
[16:04] <Strideh> i can't ecven type rigt
[16:04] <Strideh> fucking alcohold..
[16:04] <Strideh> whereds rabid.
[16:05] <yuri> bahhahaaa I can't type very well too, but that's due to shitty keyboard
[16:05] <Strideh> lewl ilove beiung drunl
[16:06] <yuri> beer... the bad side of it is, it's giving you ESTROGEN
[16:06] <Strideh> !tell rabidmonkey'BFops il;ove alcohole 
[16:06] <yuri> I'm not kidding
[16:06] <yuri> maybe stick to vodka or whiskey
[16:06] <Caboobs> Drunk Strideh is druuunk, lol
[16:07] <Strideh> ok, serops;ly masn, this is the first ime i've  beeen p[roper fucked in a liong time..
[16:07] <Caboobs> And you celebrate by coming on IRC?
[16:07] <Caboobs> Go and get some bitches or seomthing
[16:08] <yuri> whaaa? don't fuck ladies while you are drunk, because they'll end up having retarded kids
[16:08] <Strideh> nah man i9t's like 4 o clock and everb one is alseep.
[16:09] <Strideh> man, i can't evben jkkeeep m,y head staringht.
[16:09] <Caboobs> Passed out ladies = RAAAAPE!!!
[16:09] <Strideh> hahasdagtaahahah/
[16:09] <Strideh> man kan you guys understand me?/?
[16:09] <Caboobs> Slightly
[16:10] <Strideh> haha sotry anout tyhis
[16:10] <yuri> passed out ladies = take into your basement ;)
[16:10] <Strideh> fuck. my sppellng is terrib;e
[16:10] <Strideh> manthis is  fun tho
[16:11] <Strideh> fucjing whole botttttle jim beam and shit
[16:11] * Daubster (~daubster1@213.226.144.3) has joined #twhl
[16:11] <Strideh> DAUBSTEr
[16:11] <Strideh> how3s it goinn
[16:11] <Caboobs> Hay Daub
[16:11] <Caboobs> Whole bottle yourself? Daaamn.
[16:12] <Daubster> How are you gentlemen<i>!!</i>
[16:12] <Strideh> yeah man, mopst've a bottle ..
[16:12] <Strideh> im spo fucking shakey n shit
[16:12] <Strideh> funn ythig is il know i;; tegret this
[16:12] <Strideh> regret 
[16:13] <Caboobs> btw I'm logging this, so you get to see it later when you're sober
[16:13] <Caboobs> :D
[16:13] <Strideh> :D !
[16:13] <Daubster> *reads Strideh's journal
[16:13] <Strideh> Man, i love oyou all so mcuh
[16:13] <Strideh> your realll so fuckign awwsome
[16:13] <yuri> thanks
[16:13] <Daubster> ^^
[16:13] <Caboobs> <3
[16:13] <Strideh> ll no tproble,m
[16:14] <Daubster> What'd ya drink?
[16:14] <Strideh> man, is my tezxt xm,comiung oput right/?
[16:14] <Strideh> Jim beam dxaubster.
[16:14] <Daubster> Looks alright to me
[16:14] <Daubster> Ooh
[16:14] <yuri> wtf is jim bea 
[16:14] <Strideh> Coolios.
[16:14] <Strideh> Jime beam.
[16:14] <Strideh> Kentucky straight bourbain wuswkey
[16:14] <Strideh> wishkey
[16:15] <Strideh> whisjey
[16:15] <yuri> giid choice
[16:15] <Strideh> or somethign
[16:15] <yuri> *good
[16:15] <Strideh> man.. o lvoe this shit
[16:15] <Strideh> RABID!
[16:15] <Strideh> !!!
[16:15] <Strideh> I lvoe ta man,
[16:15] <yuri> hey Daubster, I'm in Ukraine and beer there is pure shit... almost like sour piss
[16:16] <Caboobs> As opposed to sweet piss
[16:16] <Daubster> Never tried any Ukranian beer..
[16:16] <Daubster> Lithuanian beer ftw ;>
[16:16] <yuri> I've tried Baltika - taste = meh
[16:17] <Daubster> Baltika? Ooh
[16:17] <Daubster> Tried that
[16:17] <Daubster> Cheap :>
[16:17] <Strideh> msa i hjpe my friend picsk me up coaas this reallly hot choisk is staluying ast his house
[16:17] <Strideh> iw ant tso do stuff to her ey.
[16:17] <yuri> I'm not a big fan of beer tbh
[16:17] <yuri> in fact, I hate beer
[16:18] <Strideh> D:
[16:18] <Caboobs> Stick it in her pooper for great justice Strideh
[16:18] <Daubster> fuck, I should be having a beer/drink. Got paied yesterday ;<
[16:18] <Strideh> jim beam is the stihit.
[16:18] <Strideh> i woill cabppse , just ocs oyu said so.
[16:18] <Daubster> paid*
[16:18] <Caboobs> yay
[16:18] <Daubster> ^^
[16:18] <Strideh> Daibsetr. o javhaven't beenm drun in montjs
[16:18] <Strideh> months
[16:19] <Strideh> ;liek nine months ors soo
[16:19] <Daubster> Never been on irc while drunk :>
[16:19] <Daubster> Heh
[16:19] <yuri> aaaaaaaanyways... sleep
[16:19] <yuri> c-ya
[16:19] <Caboobs> nn
[16:19] <Daubster> Night, yuri
[16:19] <Strideh> is gpp d fun
[16:19] <Strideh> night uyuri
[16:19] * yuri is now known as kol
[16:19] * kol (~[kol]@60-226-105-89.dsl.lviv.farlep.net) Quit (Quit)
[16:19] <Strideh> night lkosl
[16:20] <Strideh> sop you'r e really loggin this??
[16:20] <Caboobs> Yeah
[16:20] <Caboobs> I log everything
[16:20] <Strideh> man i'm a look a fool tomeorrow ://
[16:21] <Caboobs> Probably :D
[16:21] <Strideh> ohj we;;ll ive jad a gppd noght
[16:21] <Daubster> More like an average drunk person ;P
[16:21] <Strideh> :D!
[16:21] <Strideh> WHeters ant ia wannt astick it in him
[16:21] <Daubster> In his pooper?
[16:21] <RabidMonkey`BFOps> :o
[16:21] <Strideh> no omg
[16:21] <Caboobs> Oh shi- Rabid
[16:22] <Strideh> RAbifseh you durnk>
[16:22] <Daubster> Hi Rabid
[16:22] <Strideh> ???
[16:22] <RabidMonkey`BFOps> I'm not drunk :P
[16:22] <RabidMonkey`BFOps> its like 2 in the afternoon
[16:22] <Strideh> OMG This is unkoikelyt
[16:22] <Strideh> liekly
[16:22] * RabidMonkey`BFOps is now known as RabidMonkey
[16:22] <Strideh> Oh well, ot itoughy it'd be cool if ou iand i woer e bioth drink
[16:22] <Strideh> i locve it when ur dunk
[16:23] <Caboobs> He gets to take advantage of you
[16:23] <Daubster> Hahah.. Just read nigger.txt
[16:23] <Caboobs> Heh
[16:23] <Strideh> is that the log/s?
[16:23] <Daubster> Yeah
[16:23] <Strideh> of the use fo the n-woerD?
[16:23] <Strideh> man thiat si hilaruos
[16:24] * TheGrimReafer (~dementedc@r74-193-94-250.parscmta01.parstx.tl.dh.suddenlink.net) has joined #twhl
[16:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v TheGrimReafer
[16:24] <Daubster> Lo Grim
[16:24] <Strideh> Grim ! oL love jhyou!
[16:24] <Strideh> man i'm ficked
[16:24] <Strideh> maytbe i hsoudl sleep
[16:24] <RabidMonkey> !users
[16:24] <Daubster> Don't
[16:24] <Strideh> D;
[16:24] <TheGrimReafer> hello =0
[16:24] <Strideh> O't' spmly 4: 25 imn thje mornig
[16:25] <Daubster> At least enjoy it before the hungover ;]
[16:25] <Strideh> only
[16:25] <Strideh> :P
[16:25] <Strideh> MAn, i s my engl;ishj really that bad?
[16:25] <Caboobs> Yes :P
[16:25] <Strideh> Fuck man thsi is terible
[16:25] <Daubster> You've made every possible typo by now ;D
[16:26] <Strideh> I wanna go rihfnmd my mates house this howat chick is ther
[16:26] <TheGrimReafer> he's really drunk?
[16:26] <Daubster> Probz
[16:26] <Strideh> grium : WASZUP
[16:26] <Strideh> ma i louk lilek a fucking nnob
[16:26] <Strideh> nob
[16:26] <Strideh> noob
[16:27] <Strideh> that sit
[16:28] <Strideh> stil got liek a third a bootle of jhb here
[16:29] <Strideh> beamm ruiles
Session Close: Sat Jul 14 16:29:10 2007
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-20 12:56:17 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #229685
Jeez Ghetto, it's not MiN3R's fault you Latvians are so incredibly stupid.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-20 10:20:05 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #229659
Lol'd.

But if you want it to be a proper motivational pic, it should say "HEADCAKES: if i dont sleep for more than 10 hours a day i have them". :P
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-20 09:57:55 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #229658
50 Hertz - [Gemenskap Och M?nsklig V?rdighet #01] Chansen Finns Men ?r F?rsvinnande Liten
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-19 17:08:31 UTC
in Desktops of July Post #229613
That's not mud.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-18 10:59:20 UTC
in REAL LIVES (game) Post #229458
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-18 10:58:08 UTC
in Your favorite weapon! Post #229457
The Tri-Rocket Launcher from Jet Force Gemini. The alien/bug things would make such satisfying splattering noises when they exploded. :D
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-18 10:28:46 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #229451
Sublime - [Sublime #03] Wrong Way
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-17 12:26:22 UTC
in hint Post #229324
No. "Mixed face contents" means you've mixed a tool texture with a normal texture. The entire brush has to have the HINT texture applied.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-17 10:45:51 UTC
in Desktops of July Post #229302
/me downloads Aqua Dock
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-17 10:41:26 UTC
in REAL LIVES (game) Post #229300
Lol. The first time I played the game quit immediately and said "You have died from asphyxiation at childbirth." :D
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-17 09:35:42 UTC
in Just a QUESTION. Post #229293
Dunno about Source, but for HL1 type "r_speeds 1" at the console.

EDIT: Unless that's only for the old WON version...
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-15 21:39:58 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #229071
I lol'd for ages.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-15 10:44:56 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228985
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-13 17:40:24 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #228859
Screenie two is awsome.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-13 15:06:06 UTC
in Desktops of July Post #228837
http://caboose.kkore.net/files/desktop_july.jpg

Finally got a new theme / wallpaper. And yes, that is the best foobar skin ever (thanks Ant).
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-13 11:27:16 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228794
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-12 12:45:12 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #228694
Muse - [Black Holes And Revelations #01] Take A Bow
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-12 12:22:35 UTC
in A Proposition Post #228692
I really don't feel like reading through 40 posts of fail and AIDS, so I'll just say this: everyone needs to stop bitching about Dave. That picture being spammed in every thread he participates in is far more annoying than anything he's ever done.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 16:23:41 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228485
Not really.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 15:29:08 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228472
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 15:15:38 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228461
I love how I get yelled at for doing 4chan shit, and yet caboose does it all day.
People were bitching at you because you would spam threads with memes that weren't even being used right, and generally just being annoying. All I did here was start a thread that the rest of TWHL could participate in and perhaps lead to some lulz. I'd say "don't be an annoying ass" is a rule in most forums.

Pic definitely related.
User posted image
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 13:48:48 UTC
in Moar Mini Compos Post #228442
Fail.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 13:37:39 UTC
in You Laugh, You Lose Post #228437
I think this is one 4chan staple that TWHL could actually benefit from, no? :D

For those of you unfamiliar: basically, everyone posts a humorous image and you try not to laugh. Typically when someone loses they'll point out what post they lost to. That's about it.
User posted image
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-11 10:59:09 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #228400
Fantastic Plastic Machine - [Imaginations #05] Paparuwa
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-10 14:49:18 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #228274
Yeah, Jahzel, music today sucks ass. That's why I don't listen to popular media.
You're obviously not looking hard enough.

Interpol - [Interpol #11] Leif Erikson
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-10 14:44:04 UTC
in Video card? uh? Post #228272
Oh fuck I lol'd.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-10 12:52:06 UTC
in sw/hw dlls Post #228241
Here you go.

I wasn't sure exactly which dlls are needed other than hw.dll and sw.dll, so I just included all the ones I know are related to the rendering engine.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 19:11:15 UTC
in Bodgy Mapping Jokes! Post #228151
Apparently they forgot to hit Shift+W and instead of cutting off the nail, they cut off everything but it.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 15:48:00 UTC
in Weapon Ammo Post #228135
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 15:30:53 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #228133
Fantastic Plastic Machine - [Sound Concierge #401 "Do Not Disturb" (For Your Lonely Midnight) #03] Climb / Nikakoi
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 11:17:39 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #228096
There aren't enough threads concerning tech or religion for them to have their own topic. Everything seems to fit nicely into the 5 we have now, so why change it?
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 09:10:11 UTC
in The Artifact Post #228078
I'd be more excited about the new features if the mapping wasn't so boring. :
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 09:08:10 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #228077
CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

Has emo night come early, Urb?
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 08:54:55 UTC
in Urban After-Life Site is UP!!! Post #228074
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 08:47:21 UTC
in Weapon Ammo Post #228073
Both require coding. I'm assuming you wanna do this for the MP5, so:

Open up the server workspace, go to weapons.h and find:
#define MP5_MAX_CLIP 50
Change 50 to any positive integer. Then go to mp5.cpp and find:
m_flNextPrimaryAttack = UTIL_WeaponTimeBase() + 0.1;

if ( m_flNextPrimaryAttack < UTIL_WeaponTimeBase() )
m_flNextPrimaryAttack = UTIL_WeaponTimeBase() + 0.1;
0.1 is how many seconds are inbetween each shot, change it to whatever you want.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-09 08:18:08 UTC
in Urban After-Life Site is UP!!! Post #228067
1. Get rid of Frontpage (might I suggest Notepad++?)
2. Read a tutorial on how to write semantic, standards compliant HTML/CSS
3. Ditch the tables/frames for CSS
4. Make your design less ugly
5. ????
6. Profit!
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-07 23:01:17 UTC
in Norton thinks steam games are trojans! Post #227859
You have been G-lined.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-07 22:49:21 UTC
in Hunter Projects! Post #227855
tl;dr, but it's looking pretty good.
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-07 18:52:46 UTC
in The Free Texture Thread! Post #227832
A couple I've made that suck less than the others.
User posted image
User posted image
Posted 17 years ago2007-07-06 17:13:49 UTC
in graffiti Post #227624
So whatever Rimrook did to get the Hl2 tex pack is illegal?
Pretty much, but I doubt we'll see Rimmy getting v& any time soon for it.
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-29 18:49:45 UTC
in Me_map... Post #226845
Tetsu0, a batch file can be generated with Nem's Batch Compiler. And I don't see how writing one by hand would be complicated anyway.
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-29 18:41:25 UTC
in Windows Vista Reviews Post #226843
You can't just get rid of the registry, seeing as how almost every non-trivial Windoze app since Win95 uses it.
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-29 18:11:53 UTC
in Me_map... Post #226838
Run your PC in safe mode and do a batch compile, it should help.

And yes, Luke, wtf was that?
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-29 17:23:29 UTC
in graffiti Post #226834
Dunno about decals, but try these.

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=555&tTX=70&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=556&tTX=71&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=557&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=558&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=559&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=560&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=561&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=ad4077f908737cb4758d51fe3e39915a&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=2&tI3=0&tID=562&tTX=72&tTT=180&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=8&xOP=1

EDIT: Damn, long urls are long.
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-27 15:04:33 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #226592
Sublime - What I Got
Posted 17 years ago2007-06-27 12:32:10 UTC
in Mini Modeling Compo #01 Post #226579
Fair enough.