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:rly:Merry christmas everyone, and have a happy new year.
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I guess I should have mentioned the antlion caves (which you have to admit resembled Xen), too. I was pretty unimpressed with what they offered, personally.I dunno, if it weren't for those rocky outcrop models they put in them it would've looked very nice. Those models were just out of place.
And yeh, it does resemble Xen, somewhat inevitable really since they were both caves and tunnels.
Combine homeworld though...I wouldn't be keen on that at all. Valve isn't very adept at creating otherworldly environments, as we saw in Half-Life, and the series has always had its basis on earth anyway. I think a major change like that would be a turn for the worse, and I don't think it's likely at all, either.Half-life is outdated. Considering they did a pretty good job with outdoor environments in EP 2 I think that the look of alien worlds this time round will be much better.
I don't know, maybe Valve is going to ditch the whole combine thing and move onto something else next time around. I think the theme of this enemy is getting pretty tired.
Still, I have to agree with you that it probably isn't going to happen, and that it may not be the best path for them either.
I doubt Valve will simply "ditch" the whole combine thing. I think they may want to drag it out for a little longer. But considering the situation they were left in at the end of EP 2, EP 3 will probably be the end for them.
I wonder if they plan to turn G-man into you next enemy.
Its good to hear they'll continue milking their money cow for a little while longer.
In my opinion, the next HL will probably be something like taking the fight to the combine (in their world), or maybe learning more about G-man.
Only time will tell.
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In my opinion, the next HL will probably be something like taking the fight to the combine (in their world), or maybe learning more about G-man.
Only time will tell.
P.S spamming the new smileys
:rly:Yeah, Ep 2s ending completely caught me off guard, and then...Well, I was shocked.
And Gmans appearances in Ep 2 were cool as well.
Portal was amazingly fun. The twist at the end of the testing was really something. I thought the ending was a little predictable.
TF2 is fucking awesome. I can't get enough of it.
And Gmans appearances in Ep 2 were cool as well.
Portal was amazingly fun. The twist at the end of the testing was really something. I thought the ending was a little predictable.
TF2 is fucking awesome. I can't get enough of it.
Heh yeah. Oh also I should mention it is 'National Talk like a Pirate Day' today.Already have. Me and some of my friends gathered wind of this day and so (sadly) revised the lyrics for that pirate song from lazy town, and then started singing it randomly during the day, as well as adding general "rrrrs!!!" and stuff.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
How will you celebrate it?
Chris Crocker's finest moments!
The hairflip.
Phonesex.
WARNING: May cause severe eye and mental problems upon watching. No, seriously.
The hairflip.
Phonesex.
WARNING: May cause severe eye and mental problems upon watching. No, seriously.
wait... thats a guy? LMAO
I believe this is an appropriate time to say OWNED!
Amirite?
Amirite?
He's either a truly mythical man that he claims to be, or he's cloned.
Since killing him doesn't work, they should just put him in some stasis chamber and bury him miles beneath the surface. That'd deal with him. I think...
Since killing him doesn't work, they should just put him in some stasis chamber and bury him miles beneath the surface. That'd deal with him. I think...
I agree with Sajo. It'd be better if they were scrolling. That way it won't throw you off when you see it.
Do you always start in a third world country?No, I had a female character in Germany once, but she got raped twice when she was 12 and 17 and then she went and killed herself at age 19.
yeah we sitdown together, use same computer so I can touch her hand and butt...heheheehI believe that this would be a good time to say OWNED!
ajkaiw fav awaws
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Am I correct?
Portal gun.
Wow, not bad timing, as I just got this game a few days ago.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Nigeria's Imo State, not far
from the city of Owerri.
My parents have named me Ekon. My surname is Adepoju.
My mother, Tarana, is 18 and my father, Matiu, is 21. I have
a brother, Bode, who is 1.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.
1 year old
My father has schistosomiasis.
2 years old
Brother Aren born.
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.
3 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 57,127 people
have died and 3,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Aren has had measles.
4 years old
My brother Bode began school.
5 years old
I have schistosomiasis.
6 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Began school.
My brother Bode has schistosomiasis.
7 years old
My brother Bode has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren began school.
8 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 93 people have
died and 5,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Bode has been caught in a fire and suffered
minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
permanent injury.
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
I have had malaria.
Skipped a year in school.
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Buchi Enaharo.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Buchi Enaharo.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Buchi.
Began work as a subsistence farmer.
My mother has had malaria.
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Abi Shagari.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Abi Shagari.
15 years old
16 years old
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Bode has graduated from secondary school.
17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a stone cutter.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has schistosomiasis.
18 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Niger state.
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Received a 5% pay raise.
Began work as a nursing aid.
Denied a raise.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Abi Amueke.
We've begun seeing each other.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My girlfriend Abi has graduated from secondary school.
19 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Received a 8% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Not accepted in vocational school.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Abi and I are now engaged!.
My mother has schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren has had malaria.
My brother Aren has graduated from secondary school.
My girlfriend Abi has been cured of depression.
Son Odion born.
20 years old
Peace.
Abi Amueke and I got married this year.
Received a 3% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Began work as an administrative aid.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Odion has had malaria.
My wife Abi has schistosomiasis.
21 years old
I left my family.
Left my marriage.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Olabisi Bada.
Rejected by Olabisi Bada.
Received a 8% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Received a 9% pay raise.
Began work as a miner.
Denied a raise.
My son Odion has had malaria again.
22 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tachiko Buhari.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My parents don't approve of my proposed engagement to
Tachiko Buhari.
Written out of parents will.
Tachiko and I are now engaged!.
Denied a raise.
Son Udeme born.
23 years old
Tachiko Buhari and I got married this year.
Invested 50000 nairas in medium-risk stock.
Denied a raise.
My son Udeme has had malaria.
24 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My mother has had malaria again.
Tanisha Rotimi and my brother Aren are now engaged to be
married.
25 years old
Invested 10000 nairas in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
My brother Bode has had malaria.
My son Odion began school.
My son Udeme has had malaria again.
My son Udeme has had measles.
26 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
Began work as a foreman.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My brother Aren has schistosomiasis.
Tanisha Rotimi and my brother Aren have married.
27 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Received a 9% pay raise.
My brother Bode has moved out on his own.
My brother Aren has moved out on his own.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has had another malaria flare-up.
28 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme began school.
29 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
30 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Cashed in 10510 nairas from a bank account.
My son Odion has schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has had another malaria flare-up.
31 years old
I have hookworm.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 200000 nairas in a bank account.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My son Odion has been cured of schistosomiasis.
32 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My father has onchocerciasis.
33 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 9% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Denied a raise.
My father has been cured of depression.
My son Udeme has schistosomiasis.
34 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Cashed in 61258 nairas from medium-risk stock.
Invested 300000 nairas in a bank account.
My father has died at age 56 from an epileptic seizure.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has been cured of schistosomiasis.
35 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Kayin born to Tanisha Rotimi
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
36 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Heavy localized fighting in Akwa Ibom state.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My brother Bode has been cured of schistosomiasis.
Chima born to Tanisha Rotimi
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has graduated from
secondary school.
Son Deji born.
37 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
Taiwo born to Tanisha Rotimi
My son Odion has graduated from secondary school.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My wife Tachiko has had malaria.
Daughter Ashabi born.
38 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Denied a raise.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has hookworm.
My son Udeme has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has schistosomiasis.
My son Deji has had malaria.
39 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has been cured of
ancylostomiasis.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
Son Sunday born.
40 years old
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Udeme has graduated from secondary school.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Sunday has had malaria.
41 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Bode has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Deji has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has had measles.
Son Ottah born.
42 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has schistosomiasis.
My son Odion has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Deji has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Deji is not able to attend school.
Daughter Annakiya born.
43 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Kebbi state.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has onchocerciasis.
My daughter Ashabi is not able to attend school.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Ottah has had malaria.
44 years old
I have hookworm.
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Udeme has moved out on his own.
My son Deji has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has had measles.
My wife Tachiko has had another malaria flare-up.
45 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
Invested 100000 nairas in low-risk stock.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has died at age 46 from an
epileptic seizure.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My son Sunday began school.
My son Ottah has had another malaria flare-up.
46 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has been cured of schistosomiasis.
47 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My daughter Ashabi has schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has lymphedema.
My son Ottah began school.
48 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Annakiya began school.
49 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Widespread fighting in Katsina state.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Cashed in 50775 nairas from low-risk stock.
My son Sunday has been cured of lymphatic filariasis.
50 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My son Deji's girlfriend Tanisha has had malaria.
My son Sunday has been cured of schistosomiasis.
51 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has trichuriasis (whip worm).
52 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Cashed in 246477 nairas from a bank account.
Cashed in 0 nairas from a bank account.
My son Deji's girlfriend Buchi has had malaria.
My son Sunday has been cured of trichuriasis.
My wife Tachiko has schistosomiasis.
53 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Odion has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has had malaria.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has had malaria.
My son Deji's girlfriend Buchi has graduated from secondary
school.
54 years old
I've got onchocerciasis.
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 5,219 people
have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My mother has died at age 73 from kidney disease.
Inherited money from my parents.
My brother Aren has had another malaria flare-up.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
Buchi Dako and my son Deji are now engaged to be
married.
Buchi Dako and my son Deji have married.
My son Deji's wife Buchi has become an alcoholic.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has had malaria.
My son Sunday has appendicitis.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has onchocerciasis.
My wife Tachiko has been cured of schistosomiasis.
55 years old
Invested 100000 nairas in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Deji has moved out on his own.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Sunday has been cured of appendicitis.
My son Ottah has onchocerciasis.
56 years old
I have gone blind from onchocerciasis (river blindness).
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has been cured of
onchocerciasis.
My son Ottah has been cured of onchocerciasis.
57 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has had malaria.
My son Sunday has graduated from secondary school.
58 years old
I have been cured of onchocerciasis.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My son Deji has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has hookworm.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has graduated from
secondary school.
My daughter Annakiya's boyfriend Itang has graduated from
secondary school.
59 years old
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren has had another malaria flare-up.
Bode Chukwu and my daughter Ashabi have married.
Ogun born to Ashabi Chukwu
My daughter Ashabi's husband Bode has been caught in a
fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily
there was no permanent injury.
My daughter Ashabi's husband Bode has had another
malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has moved out on his own.
My son Ottah has graduated from secondary school.
Ashabi Buhari and my son Ottah are now engaged to be
married.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has been cured of
ancylostomiasis.
60 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has onchocerciasis.
My daughter Ashabi has moved out on her own.
Bayo Fashanu and my son Sunday are now engaged to be
married.
Bayo Fashanu and my son Sunday have married.
My daughter Annakiya has graduated from secondary
school.
61 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My daughter Ashabi has onchocerciasis.
62 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.
Received a 9% pay raise.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My daughter Annakiya has schistosomiasis.
63 years old
My brother Bode has died at age 65 from a stroke.
My daughter Annakiya has been cured of schistosomiasis.
64 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren has gone blind from glaucoma.
My son Deji has given up drinking.
My daughter Ashabi has had another malaria flare-up.
65 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
My son Odion has had another malaria flare-up.
66 years old
Too old to continue working as a foreman.
Began work as an administrative aid.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
Cashed in 111568 nairas from a bank account.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Annakiya has had malaria.
67 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Odion has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Annakiya has moved out on her own.
68 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
69 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.
My son Odion has died at age 50 from chronic obstructive
pulmonary disease.
My daughter Ashabi has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Ottah has schistosomiasis.
70 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Ottah has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has moved out on his own.
My wife Tachiko has had another malaria flare-up.
71 years old
Too old to continue working as a administrative aid.
Began work as a sculptor.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Sunday has been assaulted but fortunately suffered
no permanent injuries.
My wife Tachiko has died at age 70 from bladder cancer.
72 years old
Hurt in an accident.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Chioma Dosou.
Rejected by Chioma Dosou.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Quit my job.
Tomi born to Ashabi Chukwu
73 years old
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a family loan loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a one-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a five-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a 15-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a 30-year loan.
Began work as a primary teacher's aid.
I have had malaria again.
Payed off 200000 nairas of family loan loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of one-year loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of 15-year loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of 30-year loan.
Payed off nairas of loan.
Moved to Russia.
Moved to Astrakhan.
Began work as a computer technician.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Nahid born to Ashabi Chukwu
74 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
75 years old
Died at age 75 from an epileptic seizure.
Long diary is LOOOOOOOONG.
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Nigeria's Imo State, not far
from the city of Owerri.
My parents have named me Ekon. My surname is Adepoju.
My mother, Tarana, is 18 and my father, Matiu, is 21. I have
a brother, Bode, who is 1.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.
1 year old
My father has schistosomiasis.
2 years old
Brother Aren born.
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.
3 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 57,127 people
have died and 3,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Aren has had measles.
4 years old
My brother Bode began school.
5 years old
I have schistosomiasis.
6 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Began school.
My brother Bode has schistosomiasis.
7 years old
My brother Bode has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren began school.
8 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 93 people have
died and 5,600,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Bode has been caught in a fire and suffered
minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
permanent injury.
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
I have had malaria.
Skipped a year in school.
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Buchi Enaharo.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Buchi Enaharo.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Buchi.
Began work as a subsistence farmer.
My mother has had malaria.
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Abi Shagari.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Abi Shagari.
15 years old
16 years old
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Bode has graduated from secondary school.
17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a stone cutter.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has schistosomiasis.
18 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Niger state.
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Received a 5% pay raise.
Began work as a nursing aid.
Denied a raise.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Abi Amueke.
We've begun seeing each other.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My girlfriend Abi has graduated from secondary school.
19 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Received a 8% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Not accepted in vocational school.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Abi and I are now engaged!.
My mother has schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren has had malaria.
My brother Aren has graduated from secondary school.
My girlfriend Abi has been cured of depression.
Son Odion born.
20 years old
Peace.
Abi Amueke and I got married this year.
Received a 3% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Began work as an administrative aid.
My brother Aren's girlfriend Tanisha has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Odion has had malaria.
My wife Abi has schistosomiasis.
21 years old
I left my family.
Left my marriage.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Olabisi Bada.
Rejected by Olabisi Bada.
Received a 8% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Received a 9% pay raise.
Began work as a miner.
Denied a raise.
My son Odion has had malaria again.
22 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tachiko Buhari.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Girlfriend pregnant.
My parents don't approve of my proposed engagement to
Tachiko Buhari.
Written out of parents will.
Tachiko and I are now engaged!.
Denied a raise.
Son Udeme born.
23 years old
Tachiko Buhari and I got married this year.
Invested 50000 nairas in medium-risk stock.
Denied a raise.
My son Udeme has had malaria.
24 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My mother has had malaria again.
Tanisha Rotimi and my brother Aren are now engaged to be
married.
25 years old
Invested 10000 nairas in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
My brother Bode has had malaria.
My son Odion began school.
My son Udeme has had malaria again.
My son Udeme has had measles.
26 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
Began work as a foreman.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My brother Aren has schistosomiasis.
Tanisha Rotimi and my brother Aren have married.
27 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Received a 9% pay raise.
My brother Bode has moved out on his own.
My brother Aren has moved out on his own.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has had another malaria flare-up.
28 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme began school.
29 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
30 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Cashed in 10510 nairas from a bank account.
My son Odion has schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has had another malaria flare-up.
31 years old
I have hookworm.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Invested 200000 nairas in a bank account.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My son Odion has been cured of schistosomiasis.
32 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 5% pay raise.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My father has onchocerciasis.
33 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 9% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Denied a raise.
My father has been cured of depression.
My son Udeme has schistosomiasis.
34 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Cashed in 61258 nairas from medium-risk stock.
Invested 300000 nairas in a bank account.
My father has died at age 56 from an epileptic seizure.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has schistosomiasis.
My son Udeme has been cured of schistosomiasis.
35 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Kayin born to Tanisha Rotimi
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
36 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Heavy localized fighting in Akwa Ibom state.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My brother Bode has been cured of schistosomiasis.
Chima born to Tanisha Rotimi
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has graduated from
secondary school.
Son Deji born.
37 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
Taiwo born to Tanisha Rotimi
My son Odion has graduated from secondary school.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My wife Tachiko has had malaria.
Daughter Ashabi born.
38 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Denied a raise.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has hookworm.
My son Udeme has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has schistosomiasis.
My son Deji has had malaria.
39 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Wife pregnant.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has been cured of
ancylostomiasis.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
Son Sunday born.
40 years old
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Udeme has graduated from secondary school.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Sunday has had malaria.
41 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Bode has had another malaria flare-up.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Deji has schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has had measles.
Son Ottah born.
42 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has schistosomiasis.
My son Odion has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Deji has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Deji is not able to attend school.
Daughter Annakiya born.
43 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Kebbi state.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has onchocerciasis.
My daughter Ashabi is not able to attend school.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Ottah has had malaria.
44 years old
I have hookworm.
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Udeme has moved out on his own.
My son Deji has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has had measles.
My wife Tachiko has had another malaria flare-up.
45 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
Invested 100000 nairas in low-risk stock.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My brother Aren's wife Tanisha has died at age 46 from an
epileptic seizure.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My son Sunday began school.
My son Ottah has had another malaria flare-up.
46 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has been cured of schistosomiasis.
47 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My daughter Ashabi has schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has lymphedema.
My son Ottah began school.
48 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My mother has had another malaria flare-up.
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Annakiya began school.
49 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Widespread fighting in Katsina state.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Cashed in 50775 nairas from low-risk stock.
My son Sunday has been cured of lymphatic filariasis.
50 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My son Deji's girlfriend Tanisha has had malaria.
My son Sunday has been cured of schistosomiasis.
51 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.
Peace.
Received a 7% pay raise.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
My son Sunday has trichuriasis (whip worm).
52 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Cashed in 246477 nairas from a bank account.
Cashed in 0 nairas from a bank account.
My son Deji's girlfriend Buchi has had malaria.
My son Sunday has been cured of trichuriasis.
My wife Tachiko has schistosomiasis.
53 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Odion has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has had malaria.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has had malaria.
My son Deji's girlfriend Buchi has graduated from secondary
school.
54 years old
I've got onchocerciasis.
A famine or food shortage has hit Nigeria. 5,219 people
have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My mother has died at age 73 from kidney disease.
Inherited money from my parents.
My brother Aren has had another malaria flare-up.
My sonUdeme's boyfriend Efan has been cured of
schistosomiasis.
Buchi Dako and my son Deji are now engaged to be
married.
Buchi Dako and my son Deji have married.
My son Deji's wife Buchi has become an alcoholic.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has had malaria.
My son Sunday has appendicitis.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has onchocerciasis.
My wife Tachiko has been cured of schistosomiasis.
55 years old
Invested 100000 nairas in a bank account.
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Deji has moved out on his own.
My daughter Ashabi's boyfriend Bode has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Sunday has been cured of appendicitis.
My son Ottah has onchocerciasis.
56 years old
I have gone blind from onchocerciasis (river blindness).
Denied a raise.
My son Deji has had another malaria flare-up.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has been cured of
onchocerciasis.
My son Ottah has been cured of onchocerciasis.
57 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My daughter Ashabi has had malaria.
My son Sunday has graduated from secondary school.
58 years old
I have been cured of onchocerciasis.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My son Deji has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My sonSunday's girlfriend Bayo has graduated from
secondary school.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has hookworm.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has graduated from
secondary school.
My daughter Annakiya's boyfriend Itang has graduated from
secondary school.
59 years old
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren has had another malaria flare-up.
Bode Chukwu and my daughter Ashabi have married.
Ogun born to Ashabi Chukwu
My daughter Ashabi's husband Bode has been caught in a
fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily
there was no permanent injury.
My daughter Ashabi's husband Bode has had another
malaria flare-up.
My son Sunday has moved out on his own.
My son Ottah has graduated from secondary school.
Ashabi Buhari and my son Ottah are now engaged to be
married.
My son Ottah's girlfriend Ashabi has been cured of
ancylostomiasis.
60 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My sonOdion's boyfriend Ogukeye has onchocerciasis.
My daughter Ashabi has moved out on her own.
Bayo Fashanu and my son Sunday are now engaged to be
married.
Bayo Fashanu and my son Sunday have married.
My daughter Annakiya has graduated from secondary
school.
61 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.
Received a 6% pay raise.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
My daughter Ashabi has onchocerciasis.
62 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.
Received a 9% pay raise.
My daughter Ashabi has been cured of onchocerciasis.
My daughter Annakiya has schistosomiasis.
63 years old
My brother Bode has died at age 65 from a stroke.
My daughter Annakiya has been cured of schistosomiasis.
64 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.
Denied a raise.
My brother Aren has gone blind from glaucoma.
My son Deji has given up drinking.
My daughter Ashabi has had another malaria flare-up.
65 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.
My son Odion has had another malaria flare-up.
66 years old
Too old to continue working as a foreman.
Began work as an administrative aid.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
Cashed in 111568 nairas from a bank account.
My brother Aren has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Annakiya has had malaria.
67 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Odion has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
My son Sunday has had another malaria flare-up.
My daughter Annakiya has moved out on her own.
68 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
69 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.
My son Odion has died at age 50 from chronic obstructive
pulmonary disease.
My daughter Ashabi has had another malaria flare-up.
My son Ottah has schistosomiasis.
70 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Ottah has been cured of schistosomiasis.
My son Ottah has moved out on his own.
My wife Tachiko has had another malaria flare-up.
71 years old
Too old to continue working as a administrative aid.
Began work as a sculptor.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My son Sunday has been assaulted but fortunately suffered
no permanent injuries.
My wife Tachiko has died at age 70 from bladder cancer.
72 years old
Hurt in an accident.
Received a 6% pay raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Chioma Dosou.
Rejected by Chioma Dosou.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Quit my job.
Tomi born to Ashabi Chukwu
73 years old
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a family loan loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a one-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a five-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a 15-year loan.
Borrowed 200000 nairas in a 30-year loan.
Began work as a primary teacher's aid.
I have had malaria again.
Payed off 200000 nairas of family loan loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of one-year loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of 15-year loan.
Payed off 200000 nairas of 30-year loan.
Payed off nairas of loan.
Moved to Russia.
Moved to Astrakhan.
Began work as a computer technician.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Nahid born to Ashabi Chukwu
74 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
75 years old
Died at age 75 from an epileptic seizure.
Long diary is LOOOOOOOONG.
I'm really glad I missed the whole 'Jimmi' episodeI did to. Remember when he tried to talk to us through the names of accounts? Heh, those were the days...
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I do. It was when Orph was here.On a completely unrelated note, whatever happened to him anyways? I was away from TWHL (heaven forbid) at the time.
Agree with Caboose here. I haven't really seen what Dave has done so wrong that has caused such an uproar, apart from maybe one or two lame jokes.
When you spam that picture everywhere, your no better then him. So STFU.
When you spam that picture everywhere, your no better then him. So STFU.
Nope, but that sounds pretty cool. If you do find it, or anyone else for that matter, do post it here. I want to play!
When all this comes to light (and it is, but the mainstream media does not cover it), you'll look back and say to yourselves "hey those guys we called loons were right."Unbelievable. Just about everyone here had some degree of agreement with you and Jahzel, but you go and write that? Even I agreed with your views. Did you actually ever read ANY of the posts here? Or did you just assume we'd all be going "O HAI U GUYS ARE GAY AN UR THORIY SUK LOLOLOL"?
I would say more about your post, but Gunter has pretty much said what I wanted to say.
First, you wanted us to write it in our own words. So, I did that.I didn't say those. Somebody else on this thread did I believe. The only one I wanted to see happen was the last one you listed. I only you to change how approach this topic.
Then you say we shouldn't use links to other information. Then you say what we use as our basis for information is all propoganda.
Taking another quote from another thread on 9/11 conspiracies.
Pretty much the same vibe i'm getting, why are most conspiracy theorists the same? Annoying and incredibly one-sided.This is why I'm saying change your direction, because your only pissing people off. If you want to wake people up, your going the wrong way of how you do it.
Hehe, its a pretty nice comic. As luke has pointed out its pretty funny. The facial expressions for Gman in panels 5 and 6 look a little odd. Otherwise quite a clean looking comic.
Do make more!
Do make more!
8:49 my time. Althought I have no idea what time it would be for you, although i suspect somewhere around midnight.
Meh, fair enough.
Meh, fair enough.
Fine, be led to the FEMA camps, don't say we didn't warn youI'm honestly shocked. You still don't get what me, ZL and others have being trying to say. None of us disagree with you ideas (or whatever you want to call them) we just disagree with how you present them. Being highly aggressive in debates, arguments or whatever will only serve to annoy people and have yourselves ridiculed.
nope, I'm not gonna shush - at least not til they take my freedom of speech away, but they're already workin on shutting down free speech so I guess it won't be long til I get shushed. Then you'll be happy, aye?Where the hell did you get that from!? You completely missed the point of what I said (which was to try a different approach, in short. Which is what ZL is also saying to you).
I agree with ZL. You people try to throw off the titles the public hand down to you like "radicals" and "conspiracy theorists" but when you act like this its not hard to see why they name you as such.
You also make ridiculous accusations. Such as "boot-lickers", which makes you seem even more radical. Please think what your going to type before you type it.
Of course, this is just gathered from my observations..
I seriously don't understand why people throw up such a big fuss about cops simply doing their duties. Anyone with his/her head on straight can figure out that skate parks are for skaters. If people stopped being so fucking ingnorant and actually checked what they were doing was legal then you wouldn't have stupid incidents like these.
And if people don't like these laws, then taking it up against the cops isn't the way to go about changing them either. Its as if people thinks is "cool" to go up against the cops when they're simply doing they're duty, or if they make a few mistakes (which ANY human being can make). I don't know about you, but it sounds ridiculous to me.
Bottom line: Got a problem with the law? Don't blame the cops, they're simply enforcing it.
You also make ridiculous accusations. Such as "boot-lickers", which makes you seem even more radical. Please think what your going to type before you type it.
Of course, this is just gathered from my observations..
Children Arrested, Handcuffed For Riding BikesYou mean handcuffed for riding bikes in an area where they're not supposed to be ridden.
I seriously don't understand why people throw up such a big fuss about cops simply doing their duties. Anyone with his/her head on straight can figure out that skate parks are for skaters. If people stopped being so fucking ingnorant and actually checked what they were doing was legal then you wouldn't have stupid incidents like these.
And if people don't like these laws, then taking it up against the cops isn't the way to go about changing them either. Its as if people thinks is "cool" to go up against the cops when they're simply doing they're duty, or if they make a few mistakes (which ANY human being can make). I don't know about you, but it sounds ridiculous to me.
Bottom line: Got a problem with the law? Don't blame the cops, they're simply enforcing it.
Oh , Why the fuck is habbo so underrated?Because its on the same level as Runescape. You know somethings bad when its on level with Runescape, its one of those laws of the universe.
Habbo is for 8 year oldsThats we he's posting it.
and /b/ raids, please, come ON.Speaking of /b/ raids, I heard they're having one on the 12th of July. Unfortunately, thats all I know.
Yes, but the website is called The Whole Half-Life, and I don't remember seeing the word Habbo in there.Don't remember seeing NWO theories, religion or anything else in there either but we still have threads about them.
Oh, and Mr.Good Map, stay out of the pool, I hear it has AIDs.
One cannot travel to the North Pole or to the South Pole for two reasons:Best one.
1.) The North Pole and the South Pole do not exist. In their places are polar openings that lead into Inner Earth.
2.) Anyone who attempts to travel to a polar opening is eventually stopped by Outer Earth guardsmen as they near the opening.
My advice to any city with a skating problem: Build a nice skate park. It helped loads where I live.I couldn't say the same about my area, we built one and most of the skaters stil decided to skate on the roads and pavements.
Flying aliens
Meh, not a very big deal. People make mistakes, his were just more noticeable. Although I have to say this wasn't all his fault. From what I heard about this (as I was in a similiar discussion about this just two days ago) the kids were smack talking to the officer, and he probably didn't feel he should get pushed around by them. And in the video you can see some resisting arrest. Start doing that and your asking for the cop to fuck you over.
In my opinion, he may have used excessive force because there were lots of them (4-6 I think?) and he may have been peeved off by their smart ass comments.
Oh, and I'll just add that he was originally stopping them because skateboarding (even those it was seemingly "go skateboarding day") was against city orders (for rather obvious reasons) but the kids decided to make a big deal out of it and the cop went too far.
In my opinion, he may have used excessive force because there were lots of them (4-6 I think?) and he may have been peeved off by their smart ass comments.
Oh, and I'll just add that he was originally stopping them because skateboarding (even those it was seemingly "go skateboarding day") was against city orders (for rather obvious reasons) but the kids decided to make a big deal out of it and the cop went too far.
I dunno Srry, maybe something to put on your toast?
Typical. People just can't make a film on any game without making it look like a complete pile of shit.
Oh well...
Oh well...
Am I the only one here who doesn't get it?Yes, yes you are.
I map for Red Alert 2 !Yay! Me too!
Although I can't script much to save my life, except maybe to have paratrooper monkeys and crocodiles dropped in right at the begining.
It seems /b/ and Ebaumsworld are there. I bet NBC won't have a fun time cleaning this up.
Don't get it now, wait until they fix it all up (which will be a bloody long time)
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Ha, Half life 2 mods for dummies? Shame its a crap book.
but when they take up arms to march on Washington DC, thats too much.So your saying that when they rally, like other groups (such as women) have done in the past for rights, you think its wrong?
I'd have to agree, once again, with ZL. You sound like a facist.
Oh please, no more ZL, my lungs can't stand such laughter
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