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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 22:38:05 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #94691
Yeah kinda guessed that 1 lol :lol:

no 2:

The word of the day is "legs" Lets go back to my place and spread the word. :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 19:25:11 UTC
in Chat up lines :) Post #94667
How do you pull the ladies, give us your best!! :P

mine:

look at watch amazed

women looks over and asks why your looking at watch

tell her its a mgic watch

she asks what it does

tell her it knows everything

she asks you too demonstrate its power

say to her "it can see your wearing no knickers

she says "ha ha i am"

you say "fecking thing, must be half an hour fast!"

:P :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-02 17:10:20 UTC
in OMFG another website pimpage Post #94643
Omg, really is there any point to this site, the old 1 is better, this is a shame to the internet :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:54:53 UTC
in Our newest member Post #94382
does anyone know of any good tutorials i can be jimmyin for meself?? :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:50:14 UTC
in The Truth Post #94381
Well you cant blame everyone here for being imature...because they are only 13-14 most of them!! and people who are over the age of 18 and cant stop slagging people off have got some very seroius life problems!!

BTW thanks for the most pointless argument ever!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-01 07:41:08 UTC
in Our newest member Post #94380
iemc, whaaaattt. where did you get that idea from???? your jus trying to argue aint ya :P

lol i always think too complicated!! i see, i can use the user id to find the highest entry and display the name from that. Cool thanks 7th :)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 21:34:40 UTC
in Tribute to "The Towers" Post #94318
Goodness gracious me!!! what a way to waste ones life.
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-28 21:15:35 UTC
in Our newest member Post #94317
I guess the login system is php based, i would love to know how to display the newest member that has been entered into my database, i guess when a user logs in it sets up a server side variable with the username in it which can be read by the query in the relevant location and is overwritten by a new user. would jus like to know how this is done as i cant find it anywher on google and would like to code it myself really. not really up on my php i work in asp but i guess it can be done in both languages.

Thanks
96
:P ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-26 09:43:55 UTC
in IM DESPERATE!!! Post #93717
i used to get ?9.50 a week for doing everysingle morning, and covering about 3 miles each time, but i stuck at it for a year @ 14. Don be lazy you foo, remember neo life is real! nobodys gonna come and ask you if you want a red or blue pill :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 17:30:43 UTC
in firefox Post #93592
The descriptions of firefox you have presented, exactly match that off maxathon myie2, so kiss ma ass :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 11:03:45 UTC
in firefox Post #93469
Lol sorry, only joking, but you did ask for it..was too tempting ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 09:17:20 UTC
in firefox Post #93459
Yes i admit it, you are a special child :P :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 09:03:17 UTC
in firefox Post #93455
Seems as if i jus copntradicted myself a lil bit :P

rephrase:
"has more problems beacuse it IS hacked more than other browsers"
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:58:28 UTC
in firefox Post #93453
Like i have always sayed, microsoft is is hacked more and has more problems BECAUSE IT IS TEN TIMES MORE POPULAR THAN FIREFOX, OPERA!!! stop slating it you foolish minority (Mr. individualistic) your not special!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-25 08:50:20 UTC
in IM DESPERATE!!! Post #93451
?7 pound a month muahhhhhhhhhhhhahaha, i spend more than that in a day, why dont you get a job. Even crack heads get a job to pay for thier habit :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:25:14 UTC
in Story Post #93229
then by the blindness of me they were dwindled down to six, but the rabbit kept coming and..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:24:11 UTC
in Story Post #93223
the 8 were dwinled down to six by the magic powers of iemc, but they carryed on regardless, but suddenly a big rabbit came up behind them with his pink lightsabre...
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:18:48 UTC
in Story Post #93217
*off topic*

sorry for urinating on your fire :P

*off topic*
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 17:17:35 UTC
in Story Post #93214
a pikey named dave came along and started thiefing the diso lights, so everyone
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:12:39 UTC
in Story Post #93178
poking holes in ships, suddenly a wild long haired mongolian gibbon came along and sayed..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 16:10:02 UTC
in Story 2 Post #93176
both women, so they went to the local ann summers and bought..
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:34:17 UTC
in Story Post #93155
threw hundreds of large pink vibrating
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 15:30:59 UTC
in Story 2 Post #93153
the kangaroos had mutated into hairy ill tempered
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-24 09:12:55 UTC
in Story 2 Post #93088
a suspious looking carrot, which then said
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-22 15:03:18 UTC
in Favourite Game 1990 - 1998 Post #92615
unreal tournament rules!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-22 15:02:43 UTC
in Whats the weather like there? Post #92614
snowing, wooo hooo! :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-21 20:26:41 UTC
in Just fixed my website Post #92382
Cool, thats load better ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-21 12:46:51 UTC
in Urb's Multiple Choice Fan Fiction Post #92225
I choose C, im hungry!! :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 20:33:49 UTC
in Copys tut tut Post #92139
Ohh i see, i jus read the thread again, seems people love imperrsonating you monkey :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 20:32:34 UTC
in Copys tut tut Post #92137
no that was IEATMONKEYCHOW' not i eat monkeychows!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 20:06:36 UTC
in Copys tut tut Post #92125
There is now a member called ieatmonkeychows and vox2222, is it just me or are they highly original :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 19:12:31 UTC
in TWHL and Opera Post #92111
Seventh = your wrong

maxthon myie2 is not in any way microsoft internet explorer it says IE becauser it is an INTERNET EXPLORER program..as in, it explorers the internet. :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 19:09:31 UTC
in a stupid thing you did on your comp Post #92110
I jus looked underneath my key, its soo hairy down there :zonked:
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 16:15:44 UTC
in Your desktop Post #92069
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 15:10:30 UTC
in a stupid thing you did on your comp Post #92060
Shit i jus tipped dropped a bean in between my keys and its goin mushy, hellllppp :zonked:
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 15:06:57 UTC
in Just fixed my website Post #92059
jus make it using tables and whack an iframe on the main page to show all your info ;) thats what i did
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 14:18:53 UTC
in Your desktop Post #92038
That looks cool, i think i mite get the gt3 bar too looks handy :P

Ohh specs.. ill post them a bit later ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 11:31:01 UTC
in TWHL and Opera Post #92004
are you looking for a clean, good looking browser?
then go with maxathon myie2 its got wicked skins!! ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 11:24:46 UTC
in Just fixed my website Post #92000
Frames!!! quite simply...yukkkk!!! :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-20 11:17:40 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91999
Youll need to go into the windows blind program, look on the left hand side for all the different preferences and youll find the option to 'load at startup' or similar there, the memory usage isnt as much as you would expect, but it really doesnt matter 4 me caus ei have a beast of a computer ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:40:23 UTC
in you domain sites? Post #91846
Well im happy with it!!!! works just as well as any other!!!! you will be converted to microsoft one day MOP!! muahhhhh!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:37:31 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91843
Firstly get Stardock iconpackager here

Then when ya in the proggy click on the 'install new package' button and browse the stardock site ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:27:57 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91839
You theifing little copycat :P ohh well, tiss a wicked setup aint it
(ya jus need my icons now :P )
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:27:09 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91837
ohh i got some wicked icons look:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/desktop2.jpg
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:21:21 UTC
in you domain sites? Post #91833
I can also support unlimted multiple websites from it as windows server 2003 with iis 6.0 supports this :P :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 14:20:18 UTC
in you domain sites? Post #91832
IIS 6.0 is not 'silly' its a damn good webserver if ya ask me, your jus slating it cause its made by windows arnt ya :x

The benifits of my own webserver is i can support any language, theres no bars on security settings or dir permissions and it can support unlimited concurent connections, and i dont have any caps on downloads from the site :) , love it!
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 11:16:33 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91782
Jus to remind me its a musuc folder :P weeell its maybe a bit cheesy :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 09:39:55 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91771
Heres my new layout, better?

http://www.danhall.co.uk/desktop2.jpg
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 09:31:03 UTC
in Your desktop Post #91770
G-KID - i dont think that's possible, i dont spam that badly. And its mostly constructive spam rather than IEMC's destructive spam!! :P and eeeekkk thats nasty G, if ya not gonna use skins then put it on windows classic mode at least!! it really does look like la la land :P

I think ill try the taskbar at the top could look a lot better :)

IEMC - aaaaaahhhahaahahahahhhhaaaa :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-02-19 04:50:00 UTC
in you domain sites? Post #91718
I have my own server so i just pay for my intenet subscription, i use windows server 2003 with microsoft iis 6.0.

Addy: HTTP://WWW.DANHALL.CO.UK ;)