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uummm.. I hate it when you guys do that..(jk) because I never know what you guys are TALKING ABOUT..EERR.
Holy Crap, you guys aren't even trying to be intentionally funny...
You guys are born for this stuff....
HiLaRiOuS
You guys are born for this stuff....
HiLaRiOuS
PaLO, Im not a noobie--lol
Yes I know I set it to 1, but still got yellow. Thats why I think it has something to do with the way my fgd is coded.
Yes I know I set it to 1, but still got yellow. Thats why I think it has something to do with the way my fgd is coded.
Why are you linking that?
Oh and Im Cool.
?????
Oh and Im Cool.
?????MMMMmmmm. I love Sheep.. BABABAAAA..eh em. Anyways. :
Umm.. you could make it with brushes like they did for the intro in opposing force.. but thats as close as your going to get.
When I use the env_blood and set it to red human blood, When triggered its yellow... Is my Fgd file coded properly?
You have to rotate the whole machine so its facing 90degrees. In Hammer...
This also happens when making Func_tanks or turrets.. so. yep that should fix it you see just rotate it in hammer so its facing 45degrees from the way it should be going.... I can't explain it any better... Ssoo
Experiment.
This also happens when making Func_tanks or turrets.. so. yep that should fix it you see just rotate it in hammer so its facing 45degrees from the way it should be going.... I can't explain it any better... Ssoo
Experiment.
PEOPLE... IT WILL HAPPEN!
Ahhh... Is it easier to model for HL that Milkshape? (I can't stand milklshape.)
What happened to your old Avatar PaLO? Never recognized it was you-- Thought you where a new member, till I seen thename.
Hahahahaha.... nicccceee... lol 
Hahaha, ya I'd say--(trapt)
BUHHUMBUG!
OOOooooohh, OK gotcha...lol Confusing.
Confusing.HAHAHAHA YA YOU HAVE A FAN.... Quite Ironic isn't it...
JHAHAHAHAHAHA
JHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't that program only transfer mp3's into wave?
Whoaaaa..... Are you sure you went over the Begineers tutorials... or you might want to read the setting up hammer tutorial, if its not set up properly.... Adding entities is as important as having air-ITS A NECCESSITY.
Ya same here dav, I just seen it... You others must have seen everything.... lol.
I went at indigo and bought the book "Learning Maya", It also cam with the program on cd, but when I went to install it, It said I needed the code which wasn't found on or in the book. It sucked, I ended up returning it, I guess I should have just got it from online somewhere, It looked like a great program though.....
I never knew you can map for hl with it, If I had known I would have kept it..eeer
ohwell :
I never knew you can map for hl with it, If I had known I would have kept it..eeer
ohwell :Hahahaha, thats funny, shizel my nizel... Ya, remind me never to say that again..lol.
This Momma joke is kinda old for me but I told a couple new friends, and turned out they never heard it before, so instead they laughed histarically:
Yo momas so fat that in order to F$ck her, all I had to do was slap her thigh and ride the wave. *Drumroll.
It has always been one of my favs for the yo mamas so fat phase.
This Momma joke is kinda old for me but I told a couple new friends, and turned out they never heard it before, so instead they laughed histarically:
Yo momas so fat that in order to F$ck her, all I had to do was slap her thigh and ride the wave. *Drumroll.
It has always been one of my favs for the yo mamas so fat phase.
Microsoft vs. GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
And...
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
And...
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.
How are you going to prevent the individual from re-entering the website
with a different login name?
with a different login name?
hmmmm-- I think the question here is Who copied who...lol
I just thought of something guys.....
What would happen If you made a player.mdl, the inside of a car, and changed some things like the gravity, and use func_pushes, to cause you to slide around corners e.t.c....
Is it possible?
What would happen If you made a player.mdl, the inside of a car, and changed some things like the gravity, and use func_pushes, to cause you to slide around corners e.t.c....
Is it possible?
Huh?--.PaLO?
Here guys check these out--->
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
*Unbreakable Is Calming Down.
HEY MEMBERS, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS....THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOST TO BE FUN, BUT INSTEAD ITS BEGINNING TO ALL BE BULLSHIT>>NOW TAKE YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS'S AND HAVE FUN. GOT IT, GET IT, GOOD!
Ya theres only one seen where he snatches a gun from another--which as you know from the first one it takes like 1.5 seconds to accomplish..
EEERRR Previews are what made me want to see it... but now.. it was a waste of my time and money.
EEERRR Previews are what made me want to see it... but now.. it was a waste of my time and money.
lol monkey... ya
Have you guys seen the second one...IT SUCKED,
I Thought the Bourne Identity was better then the Bourne Supremacy..
Have you guys seen the second one...IT SUCKED,
I Thought the Bourne Identity was better then the Bourne Supremacy..
Shoot.. sorry the first links never worked that good... It left out the names and stuff of the victims...eeerrr.
Just go to the link above and try it...
Sorry the links are invalid.
Just go to the link above and try it...
Sorry the links are invalid.
For more visit www.strangreports.com
I'd say, first page of this threads ok...
second page.....
What the Hell Happen?
Here Guys check these out
For PaLO---> http://www.strangereports.com/tpthiefv.php
For Anonymouse---> http://www.strangereports.com/jockstrapsmalev.php
second page.....
What the Hell Happen?
Here Guys check these out
For PaLO---> http://www.strangereports.com/tpthiefv.php
For Anonymouse---> http://www.strangereports.com/jockstrapsmalev.php
lol, Its about a week old g-kid... but yep its fairly new--?
Resident Evil Mod that would be cool...
You can even do the camera angles.. like the first games...
good idea...
but like PaLo said... you should be done in no time...lol
Resident Evil Mod that would be cool...
You can even do the camera angles.. like the first games...
good idea...
but like PaLo said... you should be done in no time...lol
thanks, seventh.
hahahaha, First Saco treat Seventh with respect, hes our top moderator.. but If you can't or don't want to read the tutorials here:
1. Make a brush textured with a glass texture, (make it thin.)
2. Now right click on the brush and select "Tie to Entity".
3. A dialog box will appear, where it says func_door (or what ever
5. To make the window seethru you will have to set the:
With help on building a breakable glass house (greenhouse)
Further read the Glass Tutorial Here:
http://cariad.co.za/twhl/tutorial.php?id=11
Good Luck, And happy Mapping
1. Make a brush textured with a glass texture, (make it thin.)
2. Now right click on the brush and select "Tie to Entity".
3. A dialog box will appear, where it says func_door (or what ever
you have it configured to..)click the small arrow, whereas you
should see a long list, Select "func_breakable"5. To make the window seethru you will have to set the:
-RenderMode to Texture
-FX Ammount to about 128 (1 is solid, 255 is invisible)With help on building a breakable glass house (greenhouse)
Further read the Glass Tutorial Here:
http://cariad.co.za/twhl/tutorial.php?id=11
Good Luck, And happy MappingHow many of us actually use the Avatars given from this website...
Oh and my avatar was 600x800, and it still works, so you don't really need such a size of avatar, as long as its a jpeg. anyway..
Oh and my avatar was 600x800, and it still works, so you don't really need such a size of avatar, as long as its a jpeg.
anyway..Is that a double post I see, monkeychow...lol
hahaha, nice.
Heres one...
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear".
Heres one...
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear".
*cough *cough...
so pointless... just like this forum. ----Joking
hahahahe eh anyways...
Very impressive MuzzleFlash.
so pointless... just like this forum. ----Joking
hahahahe eh anyways...
Very impressive MuzzleFlash.
No wonder people hate you, you're a sweaty loincloth chomping hag who serves the flea-bitten aboriginal abortionist and the Ricky Martin loving snob. ...classic
Chances are your best friend is a imprudent masturbating festering sputum bag from hell who slobbers on the portly phlegm and the naked bat out of hell.
You are a skanky boner.
Everybody thinks you are a imperialist retarded hobo who devours the apish ape and the loud turkey brain.
Yo momma's
so drippy she beats the illiterate crackhead.
so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side.".
so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras..
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.. My fav.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks..
There, now you must agree...
I AM CANADIAN
oops I mean THE MASTER
(joking)
Chances are your best friend is a imprudent masturbating festering sputum bag from hell who slobbers on the portly phlegm and the naked bat out of hell.
You are a skanky boner.
Everybody thinks you are a imperialist retarded hobo who devours the apish ape and the loud turkey brain.
Yo momma's
so drippy she beats the illiterate crackhead.
so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side.".
so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras..
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.. My fav.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks..
There, now you must agree...
I AM CANADIAN
oops I mean THE MASTER
(joking)
Ya really, oh heres my new avatar.
Oh and how do you guys like my new avatar?
Ya yur absolutely right...
I wasn't expecting this thread to last...
It will die, then a week after, it will be revived.
?????? ??????
I wasn't expecting this thread to last...
It will die, then a week after, it will be revived.
??????
??????Hahahahaqhaha---Will he be back...hell no. lol
Id say 85% of the members here only login one or twice a month--not even..lol
Id say 85% of the members here only login one or twice a month--not even..lol
lol
You will die alone since you are a brain dead teletubbie rubbing brute who is obsessed with the sniveling brute and the evil peach cobbler.
You suck the dirt off your toes, you mutilated mildew gulping hag who beats the screwy penis and the cross-dressing scary-ass-texan.
Go jump off a bridge, you mindless inbred hag who services the necropheliac hobo and the annoying vat of vomit.
You will marry a feeble-minded naked scary-ass-texan who sucks on the worthless disease and the dirty gang banger.
I AM THE MASTER
You suck the dirt off your toes, you mutilated mildew gulping hag who beats the screwy penis and the cross-dressing scary-ass-texan.
Go jump off a bridge, you mindless inbred hag who services the necropheliac hobo and the annoying vat of vomit.
You will marry a feeble-minded naked scary-ass-texan who sucks on the worthless disease and the dirty gang banger.
I AM THE MASTER
Sorry guys... I had too...hahahahaa