Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
Ya for sure
God:
How about that. Awesome.
Me:
How do you eat cucumbers upside down?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
Really? Wow
God:
For real. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
No I'm not, you fail
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not me fail.
Me:
Stop failing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
That's better, now go get me a cup of shut the fuck up
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
GET IT!
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
Then where's my tasty drink?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
In the butt
God:
That was a long time ago.
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Black and white textures? Try env_fade -> check the "modulate" flag and set the color to a dark gray. There, now you have a noir setting without those messy textures. Make sure to use PLENTY of light_spots to get that dark/light contrasted feeling.
Edit: On the second thought, plain grayscale just looks cheesy. Try adding a hint of brown to the env_fade color.
Edit: On the second thought, plain grayscale just looks cheesy. Try adding a hint of brown to the env_fade color.
http://wadfather.planethalflife.gamespy.com/new/index.php?sid=93bc9f860d4e7e9042602a169217f9a5&debug=wadinidebug&indexType=3&nI2=0&tI2=1&tGM=0&tST=0&tSC=1&tTH=0&xRW=100&xOP=1
^That's Wadfather on 25 row segments since the drop-menus don't work anymore.
^That's Wadfather on 25 row segments since the drop-menus don't work anymore.
I'm going to have to get Portal no matter what. If that means I'm going to have to buy Episode 2 as well then so be it. I'll try my best to wait untill Episode 3 to play it, blargh.
The portal LUA stuff comes with the map?Yeah, it comes with all the swep stuff zipped inside the rar.
Fun portal Gmod map.
Play it. Its fun.
Play it. Its fun.
No 3mil, thats not possible. The half-life engine can only render 1 sky at a time.But you can rename some files to create the illusion. You could look left to see a city and look right to see a desert, but it would be pretty hard to pull off ingame.
Hehehe funny stuff there 
HAHAHA!!!
Its not just us. Almost very forum in existence has a beef with multiposting. Why spam 4 messages in a row when you could edit the original 4 times and keep it organized?
I converted several Half Life 2 weapons to Half Life. I'm not going to write a lot here because the following links have fairly long descriptions within them.
Half Life 2 Conversion Pack:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14571
Half Life 2 Stunstick:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14572
Half Life 2 O.S.I.P.R.
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14562
I might convert the Bugbait as a grenade replacement, but probably not.
Half Life 2 Conversion Pack:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14571
Half Life 2 Stunstick:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14572
Half Life 2 O.S.I.P.R.
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/14562
I might convert the Bugbait as a grenade replacement, but probably not.
Kill the site? My dear boy! Why would you want to kill the site when you could utilize it for much more useful things like a gay porn host?
Goldwave and Audicity are both extremely good.
And you can record sounds on your computer with the default sound recorder. You have to set it to record "line in" or "wave out mix" instead of the microphone. But please, use Goldwave or Audicity or something, not the default program.
PS: I'm not a broken record, fools.
And you can record sounds on your computer with the default sound recorder. You have to set it to record "line in" or "wave out mix" instead of the microphone. But please, use Goldwave or Audicity or something, not the default program.
PS: I'm not a broken record, fools.
Its easy to tell if Jobabob is being sarcastic; if he posts, its sarcastic 
No! NO! Don't turn this into a serious discussion! I r vote w3 be banbomb of the every member!
Zombie, everything in existence has a reason. Even the concept of non-existence has a reason. It's impossible for something to exist without purpose.
1. Entered this thread1. Thought that I wouldn't see a response like.
2. Read your post
3. Posted myself
2. Thought that I was making a mistake.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you want to add to an existing map and release it or are you going to use the decompiled map as a reference for something from scratch?
It was really well put together but pretty boring. Who wants to see a bunch of guys in suits jump on a bunch of treadmills?
Believe what you will, a philosophy to live by. Nobody can be sure of what is actually out there [until they die] so it is ridiculous to argue over which religion is the "right one". Some christians believe that all other religions are just Satan pulling them away from the truth. Now how those people know that Christianity isn't actually some other religion's satanic equivalent pulling them away from the "truely real" religion? They don't. Thus I have come to live by "believe what you will". Stay faithful to what you believe and leave others alone. Let them go about their own business and stop trying to enforce what you think you know onto them.
Even when its only been out for 8! Have you been tavelling through time again, Vox?
Foolish mortals and your notepads. I memorize the commands!
I'm really diggin' that first screenshot. The other two materials.. not so much. The normal maps look way off on the third texture and the second just looks boring and too difined.
Most of my friends know what I'm talking about when I quote half life 
not really that funny. This just looks like you are looking for an excuse to fight with people.
I'd highly suggest checking out the default wads cs_bdog.wad, cs_office.wad, and cs_assault.wad. There are some great textures in there.
If you still aren't satisfied then I'd highly suggest "chronic.wad" because thats probably the best set of city textures around. Its on Wadfather(or you could search on fileplanet if you dont' want to look through Wadfather because I know its buggy nowadays). The unused kingpin textures are pretty good too. Wadfather does have good ones, you just have to check out each set individually.
If you still aren't satisfied then I'd highly suggest "chronic.wad" because thats probably the best set of city textures around. Its on Wadfather(or you could search on fileplanet if you dont' want to look through Wadfather because I know its buggy nowadays). The unused kingpin textures are pretty good too. Wadfather does have good ones, you just have to check out each set individually.
Mmmmmyes quite.
I haven't memorized HL2 yet..... my day will come, though....
I haven't memorized HL2 yet..... my day will come, though....
-When you copy text from someone else's thread and use it as an insult thread.
FAIL
FAIL
Pathetic is me:
-When half Life is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "crowbar", "grunt", or "hammer".
-You mistake your login password for a console command, and then actually get confused as to why it isn't working.
-When you realize that you have memorized the entire game of Half life and can play it through in your head map by map.
-When half Life is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "crowbar", "grunt", or "hammer".
-You mistake your login password for a console command, and then actually get confused as to why it isn't working.
-When you realize that you have memorized the entire game of Half life and can play it through in your head map by map.
Hahaha. Pretty funny.
It looks very authentic methinks you stoleth Livingston's mind............
It looks very authentic methinks you stoleth Livingston's mind............
+Great brushwork
+Great atmosphere
+Lighting, though I would have prefered it to be a little darker(but then of course people would complain)
+Texturing, I noticed that you use the asylum WAD. I'm using those same textures for a project of my own. Great set.
+Pretty spooky, though nothing really made me flinch
+/- The map had no real theme. It looked great, but it looked like you combined every single possible horror idea in this map. At one point I was in a kitchen and the next I was in some operating room?
+/- Weapon placement. Kinda sparse on the weaponry in my opinion.
-Fairly small and claustrophobic, would probably affect gameplay. But I'll definitely take visuals over gameplay for this one.
-The crying girl got a little repetitive after a while.
I gave it 4/5.
Nice job on utilizing Source models by the way.
+Great atmosphere
+Lighting, though I would have prefered it to be a little darker(but then of course people would complain)
+Texturing, I noticed that you use the asylum WAD. I'm using those same textures for a project of my own. Great set.
+Pretty spooky, though nothing really made me flinch
+/- The map had no real theme. It looked great, but it looked like you combined every single possible horror idea in this map. At one point I was in a kitchen and the next I was in some operating room?
+/- Weapon placement. Kinda sparse on the weaponry in my opinion.
-Fairly small and claustrophobic, would probably affect gameplay. But I'll definitely take visuals over gameplay for this one.
-The crying girl got a little repetitive after a while.
I gave it 4/5.
Nice job on utilizing Source models by the way.
Look very closely at the first teleport that he does. You can see a slight jump when he goes through.
A little late with the response, but I haven't been to TWHL in a while.
It looks amazing but I can see how it would work. The entrance/exit would create a camera that is viewed through the opootisde portal(extrance would look at exit and vice versa). The portal sprite would be rendered with the camera's view and when you get near the portal you would be teleported to the other portal. You can do something very similar to this in Gmod, though not quite as effectivly.
It looks amazing but I can see how it would work. The entrance/exit would create a camera that is viewed through the opootisde portal(extrance would look at exit and vice versa). The portal sprite would be rendered with the camera's view and when you get near the portal you would be teleported to the other portal. You can do something very similar to this in Gmod, though not quite as effectivly.
Could have sworn I already posted in this thread. Whatever, now I must say it:
OLD
Still funny though. But damn... so old...
OLD
Still funny though. But damn... so old...
...You don't like snarks....?
I wish I had a donut crab.
But... its a breadcrab.
The crabs joke is as old as time. Its hardly witty.
Looks great Rimrook, only those cliffs look pretty reptitive.
Whenever you guys are done fighting about religion...
I see it... kinda. I'd also like to note the giant sperm that your character is walking on.
Ehhh how did you do this? I thought the max was 4?
When's the last time you actually thought about how you are "just another human"?
I write as things comes to me, I couldn't care less about grammar as long as it flows through your mind.
I write as things comes to me, I couldn't care less about grammar as long as it flows through your mind.
Except for the nutsacks part.... which will have to disagree with you on. Ithink they look like.. well... crabs.
when I try to add anything bigger than 256x256 i get errors like too big texture.You just get a warning. I get those all the time. They don't actually affect the compile.
Captain P, most indoor pools that I have been to have that same aqua green lighting. Sorry if it doesn't look fresh(fresh? Like clean?), I just based it off of my experiences.