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As the Guiness people would say "BRILLIANT!"

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnsfw.com/ --Yikes. WoW!

By far the funniest one on the site. Either that or the Asiacopter. Do a search on Cloudsong and listen to "Sonic gives advice on cloudsong" and "what is cloudsong".
http://picardendsbatman.ytmnd.com/
http://whenpicardattacks.ytmnsfw.com/
http://lolinternetwar.ytmnd.com/
http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/ (You have to listen to this one, its long)
This one is for the shield haters in CS:
http://cs-bitchcantlivewithoutshield.ytmnsfw.com/
And I believe this one overs the fads quite exceptionally
http://sonicytmnd.ytmnd.com/

Attrocious.... Atrocious... Attrosious... how do you spell that? Nothing looks right!

And every weapon_tripmine you put down does this?

I agree with hunter, raise the weapons off the floor a bit and see what happens. unless they are already raised, I can't help you there.

Oh its so cute!

I wish someone would just smack this guy in the face with a crowbar.

They have eyepeices now that let blind people see the red spectrum.

How big is this street?

Do you have ANY XENO_6FLY textures in the map whatsoever? If you do delete them and try recompiling the map, its always more trustworthy to do a manual check rathre than let the program scan itself for you.

It was a while ago, it could have been focusing on relaxing for all i know, I can't remember exactly.

On a slightly different theoretical note, I don't think it will be long before we have devices that can amplify our brain power and let us move things or somentrol things with our minds. I saw a game of some kind at a science convention one time where two players sat at each ends of a table wearing a special "brainwave magnifying" hat. There was a ball in the middle and the object of the game was to pull the ball all the way to your side by only focusing with your mind on it. the ball had something in it that responded to signals given by the hat which received signals from the wearers brain, ultimatly moving the ball toward the stronger signal. Some people tried it, it was pretty cool to watch.

For some reason i think you are the guy in the big blue hoodie.

The Bloody Mary game isn't real, there is no Bloody Mary. You look into the mirror and see yourself. You think you see Mary because its dark and your mind is distorting your sight making it look like something you are expecting to see.

Time travel into the past is more than likely impossible for a simple story that I think Newton told. If time travel was ever invented, EVER, in any point in time eventually someone would have screwed up and gotten caught by someone from the past. Since this never happened, time travel is/was never succefully created.

On that note i'd also like to think that Jesus is a timetraveller who went back in time from the distant future with a pair of anti-liquid boots (to walk on water) and material-changer ray (to change water into wine). He He he

Jesus, a time traveller? He's the son of God, nobody would just travel back in time have some random anti-liquid boots and use a material changing ray to change water to wine. Its pointless. And if he was a time traveller he wouldn't have let the people slap him up on a cross and get nails driven into his wrists and ankles. he would have travelled back.

I believe the universe is not infinite. Infinite is just something that doesn't make sense when it comes to physical matter. there cannot be an infinite amount of space out there because there would also be an infinite amount of matter, resulting in an infinite amount of energy which cannot happen. I believe the universe is massive, indeed, but it loops itself if you will. Kinda like in puzzle games where you go from one end of a puzzle dungeon and that end takes you back to the start. Once you reach the edge of the universe you are back at the other end. of course... whats outside the universe?

I believe in ghosts to some extent, that's all I have to say on that.

Aliens exist, its impossible for Earth to be the only planet in the whole universe that supports life and everyone knows it. But for them to have the technology to reach us would have to be unbelievably advanced. there's always the possibility that they were in space for several years and finally reached us after a long wait, however that would still be a looooooooong wait.

What are you talking wbout with these corrupt politics? There is no corruption with credit debt and bank assisted loans! Fools! Come on Crystal, some people are harder to make laugh than others now bake me a cake for your mockery.

The dark-bathroom-mirror game? Tried it a long time ago, didn't get any illusions.

I'm fine with deep water as long as I can see all ends of the water(like in a lake or something). Its freaky when the water keeps going though because you know that there could be anything out there. Like a giant swimming turkey of death or something, ya know?

Jed's HLMV can also open paks. I'll give it to gfcscape for bsps and wads though. But Its still useless to me because I use BSPviewer and Wally. And Wally is really superior when it comes to wads, even if you are just viewing them. HA!

If that's real that guy probably had to have his arm amputated. But that doesn't look real, it could very well have been photoshopped.

Its because you are afraid an icthyosaur will pop out of nowhere! Too much Half Life !

Put on goggles and go underwater in the ocean, its all dark and murky and you can see maybe 3 feet in front of you. Its so scary.

GFC scape can only open gfcs explore and extract. Jed's HLMV can do all that and more, upgrade or die.

I had never heard it before and therefore I think its great. Deal with it or die via constipation! Let the revolution begin!

Download Jed's Half Life Model Viewer and open the .gfc for DMC. Extract the wad from there.

Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES

Like Kasperg said, stretch some textures out a little especially small, repeating textures. That can work nightmares on the map. Also use null textures wherever possible, on sides facing the inside of the sky and stuff like that.

For the record vis doesn't freeze it just takes forever if the map isn't layed out decently. Enter the dreaded skybox everyone keeps talking about.

Hahahahahaha, thats great.

I never join IRC I wouldn't know. Instant messaging all the way for me.

When I'm walking down the passage, (which is dimly lit) I speed up when I pass an open door to a dark room

I do the same thing, especially when there's a mirror or something in the back of the room where when you walk by if you look into the room it lok like there's some dark figure in the room. Eesh, crawling skin.

Am I the only person who was smart enough not to click the link by Zombie? Come on, we all know the kind of crap he links us to. Ugh, I still remember that army boys website..... shivers. Scary stuff.

Furthermore, the vice president's name is Dick. You can call him Dick you just can't call him a d*ck.
-Favorite line.

Zombie, that list of discussions just made my day. I can now die a happy man. Unless of course I become unhappy due to something bad happenning.

I'm afraid of unnceccecarily large pictures and brusselsprout flavored soda.

Hilarious
Episode 1

Episode 2

This would probably appeal more to the American members of TWHL but some of you others will probably like it as well.

If he doesn't mean literally flooding with water then only God knows. Perhaps a little elaboration on the flooding dealie?

In theory you could do this with a very complicated setup of multimanagers and game_team_masters/game_team sets.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

There's a winning way to die, right there

It... shoots you...

HL: Trying to turn a hgrunt turret off, by using it.

Hahahaha. Good job.

Seriously, Half Life is like some immortal beast. It will never die and if anything tries to kill it, it will just flick its finger and destroy the opposition.

Good times...

The Half Life engine is constantly being updated, and when its not people are constantly finding new effects you can generate with it. Its a much more powerful engine than most people assume so I say it will probably stay around as long as people are playing online games. And everyone knows that won't end any time soon.

I believe CS 1.6 is still being played more than CS:S

Last time I checked it was about a 4 to 1 ratio of players. Quite a superiority on 1.6's behalf if I do say so.

^
Best. Airplane. Ever.

Charging the gauss rifle in HLDM and are ready to shoot someone and you miss. The laser richochets off the wall and gibs you.

What? Crap! Everyone is all of a sudden talking about language though.

No, it is! See, look 9 posts before this. That's obviously a uterus. look at the vagina going up into it and the tubes going sideways to the ovary, which is obviously off-screen. YAR HAR HAR! I MAKEH T3H PROJECT LOOK SICK!

Airplane my ass, thats a uterus if I ever saw one.

How is it even physically possible that every thread get so off topic after like 4 replies? Its like some A.D.D curse on the whole community.

OH NOES! ITS T3H HOLOCUAST!
Nice model, its pipelicious.

People who mispell Gordon Freeman have never played Half Life. more than likely they are the kind of people who only play Counter Strike and have never even heard of Half Life and have heard the name "Gordon Freeman" in the past somewhere.

Spell Nihalinth. or did i get it right?

WRONG! NIHILANTH GET IT RIGHT N00B!!!!111!!1111ONEONEONE

There are plenty of beta screenshots before the leak, just google it. There is also Half Life 2: Raising the Bar if you are willing to spend $40.

The point? Simple. He wants to change it to a Gman factory.
Rename gman.mdl to scientist.mdl