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thousands of little green gnomes called Ybughtufhjklopft and Glbgtwxvbngh started to chew on my... (don't be to cruel )
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Chop Suey! - System of a Down
Then all the legs sent to outer-space started to form a black hole. The hole started to
Haha! Good ones.. I hav more blonde jokes
Why does a blonde start to walk in circles in her room, when she washes her hair? Because it says "Wash and go" on the shampoo bottle.
Why does a blonde start to walk in circles in her room, when she washes her hair? Because it says "Wash and go" on the shampoo bottle.
There was chaos...
I wanted to do this a long time ago, so here - I'm doin it.
Everyone tell the best joke you know. Heres mine:
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Two blondes were driving along a road. Suddenly the engine started chuggin and stopped. So the blondes got out and started to look for the problem. In half an hour one blonde came up with an idea:
"I know, why the car stopped. We probbably got a flat tire!"
"Yea - I guess you're right... Soo how do we fix it?"
"Like this, stupid" - said one blonde and started blowing air with her mouth into the tire. The other one joined and they both started blowing... Then a police car noticed the blondes and stopped by. The cops looked at the car - then the blondes - then at the car again and one of them said:
"You dumb blondes! You'll never fix a tire like that!"
"And why not?"
"Look! The windows are open!"
***
Harharhar....
Everyone tell the best joke you know. Heres mine:
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Two blondes were driving along a road. Suddenly the engine started chuggin and stopped. So the blondes got out and started to look for the problem. In half an hour one blonde came up with an idea:
"I know, why the car stopped. We probbably got a flat tire!"
"Yea - I guess you're right... Soo how do we fix it?"
"Like this, stupid" - said one blonde and started blowing air with her mouth into the tire. The other one joined and they both started blowing... Then a police car noticed the blondes and stopped by. The cops looked at the car - then the blondes - then at the car again and one of them said:
"You dumb blondes! You'll never fix a tire like that!"
"And why not?"
"Look! The windows are open!"
***
Harharhar....
Isn't it possible to trigger the gman to die?
Like making a invisible func_breakable around him and when triggered it makes him do the dieing sequence... If i'm wrong - whack me
Like making a invisible func_breakable around him and when triggered it makes him do the dieing sequence... If i'm wrong - whack me
Thats trigger_push, unbreakable 
Why not, 96a?
Just plug one end, press the trigger and:
BOOOOOOM plastic surgery... Turns white people into black ones...
Just plug one end, press the trigger and:
BOOOOOOM plastic surgery... Turns white people into black ones...
I have my site.... Maybe bout 200 ppl in the internet know me... Im not so popular tho... 
Zappa - Can't afford no shoes...
1975
1975
So they started to eat the chocolate-like poo, because they were so damn sick of eating pork. But suddenly the poo in their stomaches transformed to: DUM DUM DUM 
Heres mine... ------------------------------------>
Its master Yoda hittin up some weed...
The small letters at the bottom of the picture say:
FEAR LEADS TO ANGER
ANGER LEADS TO STRESS
STRESS LEADS TO DOOBIES
AND DOOBIES LEAD TO TWINKIES
Found it when i googled for starwars images....
Its master Yoda hittin up some weed...
The small letters at the bottom of the picture say:
FEAR LEADS TO ANGER
ANGER LEADS TO STRESS
STRESS LEADS TO DOOBIES
AND DOOBIES LEAD TO TWINKIES
Found it when i googled for starwars images....
Frank Zappa - Po jama people
This song is from 1975! GOD its old...
This song is from 1975! GOD its old...
Wow..Lotsa' 14 year olds... I'll join ya'... 14
I don't mean decompiling to remake a map.... I decompile it to see the stuff thats unique in that map and learn how to do somethin like that for my map... e.g in the HL1 map subtransit. When you get killed by the boat (or train, I'm not sure on that...), in the place where they show, who killed you and with which weapon it shows a train icon and your name... And that didnt appear in any maps I've seen before... :
chips... And so all of them started to
Then jacko popped outta' nowhere and sterted to
Then the volcano god plotted out a EVIL scheme 
climbed up on a volcano, where a volcano god said:
....who were on a quest to find....
Yea... TWHL is the site that gave me both the N00b and advanced info on all the stuff for my maps... This is one dam good site!
I'd have never started mapping normally if it wasnt for TWHL tuts, forums and so on... And now I'm a pretty cool noob mapper...
I'd have never started mapping normally if it wasnt for TWHL tuts, forums and so on... And now I'm a pretty cool noob mapper...
Decompile them.. Google for WINbsp or BSPTwoMap... When downloaded, just open the .bsp file with the decompiler... You'll have a fresh .map or .rmf file of the map! I've decompiled half of the HL1 and CS maps with Bsptwomap
Bummer. 
Boooooooo!!!!!! I've reinstalled my steam and still no source SDK!!!!! I'll never be able to map for HL2!!!
Nope... No Source SDK... Just "source dedicated server" and "dedicated server"... Well I'm off to push dat uninstall button...
Weeeel, I'm not 100% sure on this, BUT if you really need the rotaing effect, try making the propellers to func.trains and set them new paths, so that they could fly with the osprey. This WILL require tons of time, but you need the effect, dont you?
When the propellers' paths are set, set the property "new train rot. speed" of all the propellers' path_tracks and path_corners to somethin like 200.
With that the propellers should fly with the osprey and rotate at the same time... (at least I think so...)
When the propellers' paths are set, set the property "new train rot. speed" of all the propellers' path_tracks and path_corners to somethin like 200.
With that the propellers should fly with the osprey and rotate at the same time... (at least I think so...)
There is no such thing like "source SDK" in play games in my steam...
thx, I'll try
Hi everyone!
This question puzzles me really hard:
What exactly do I need to create maps for HL2? I have Hammer 3.5 and some other tools for HL1 mapping, but what tools do I need for HL2? And how do those textures in HL2 work... No more .wad...
Some help and links would be reeealy apreciated...
This question puzzles me really hard:
What exactly do I need to create maps for HL2? I have Hammer 3.5 and some other tools for HL1 mapping, but what tools do I need for HL2? And how do those textures in HL2 work... No more .wad...
Some help and links would be reeealy apreciated...
Yea... But if the max. distance is the problem, then how do i make the map more realistic? I mean that it has some open areas and if the max.wiew distance is dealfult, buildings will start to dissapear, and that aint cool-looking :
Oh yea and by the way, the cpus are all func_breakables, and the tables they're on are also func_breakables... Soo that shouldn't be the main problem. Thats cuz I didn't get any lag at all before i upgraded my map... And besides, there are lots of much bigger maps with bigger open areas, with more detail (cs_siege, de_cbble)... So how do such maps keep their r_speeds ok?
Oh yea and by the way, the cpus are all func_breakables, and the tables they're on are also func_breakables... Soo that shouldn't be the main problem. Thats cuz I didn't get any lag at all before i upgraded my map... And besides, there are lots of much bigger maps with bigger open areas, with more detail (cs_siege, de_cbble)... So how do such maps keep their r_speeds ok?
Hi all!
I've been improving a map of mine (de_watertower, no doubt)and the only problem in my improved version is:
R_SPEEDS! They've skyrocketed!
And when I mean skyrocketing, I mean skyrocketing! In some places the w_poly count goes up to 2900 - 3000. And I've counted a medium of 800-1000 w_poly count in almost all of my areas. Now I tried to tie as much objects to func_wall as possible and my map isn't skyboxed! Actually, I didn't make too much changes to the original, I just changed my light_enviroment pitch to -35 (Sot that it would drop a nice shade) and added some new things, like computers and etc. Aaand i've doubled the max wiewable distance to 8192... WhenI play the lag is TERRIBLE!
Soo any ideas on how to make the wpoly_count smaller? Please help...
I've been improving a map of mine (de_watertower, no doubt)and the only problem in my improved version is:
R_SPEEDS! They've skyrocketed!
And when I mean skyrocketing, I mean skyrocketing! In some places the w_poly count goes up to 2900 - 3000. And I've counted a medium of 800-1000 w_poly count in almost all of my areas. Now I tried to tie as much objects to func_wall as possible and my map isn't skyboxed! Actually, I didn't make too much changes to the original, I just changed my light_enviroment pitch to -35 (Sot that it would drop a nice shade) and added some new things, like computers and etc. Aaand i've doubled the max wiewable distance to 8192... WhenI play the lag is TERRIBLE!
Soo any ideas on how to make the wpoly_count smaller? Please help...
Experiment with your delay before trigger?
But I'm not sure on this, tho...
Try activating the train with a func_button, and make the "delay before reset" to the time, that ur train takes to get from loc. A to loc. B and back to A...
Hope that helps...
But I'm not sure on this, tho...
Try activating the train with a func_button, and make the "delay before reset" to the time, that ur train takes to get from loc. A to loc. B and back to A...
Hope that helps...
Or just add a pitch like -35 or somethin....
And in your map properties - check the dealfult light level. If its 0, try changing it to somethin like 20 or 50.. I'm not sure bout the dealf. light level, but it worked once for me...
And in your map properties - check the dealfult light level. If its 0, try changing it to somethin like 20 or 50.. I'm not sure bout the dealf. light level, but it worked once for me...
Snoop Dogg feat. Pharell - Let's get blown
No thanks, chickenfist. I've already uploaded it into my webspace. But thanks anyway. Well, I've uploaded it into my webspae, so now you can check it out or download it! The map is de_watertower. Link: http://twhl.co.za/mapvault_map.php?id=2831
Hi people, I just made a new map and i wanna post it in the map vault. But the wholi .zip file size exceeds limits! It's because of the textures. The wad itself is 3MB big and when i zip, the zip file is 2.8MB big. Withthe map and other stuff it becomes 3.6MB big! How do I get over this problem? I don't want to split the wad in 2 separate ones, because i'd have to add the textures to my map all over again! What do I do?
Hut-put and cheerio to you too, ol' chap
How many times did you compile the map?
I had such a problem too, but it occured because i compiled my map all-over too many times. If you did the same, save your map in a different directory with a different name. Then it should compile
I had such a problem too, but it occured because i compiled my map all-over too many times. If you did the same, save your map in a different directory with a different name. Then it should compile
K... I'll try that
And HOW do i make the tower dissapear? :
Yea, I know that... But how do i make it rotate and break? THIS is the question...
Sorry bout the missing letters in some words.. I was in a hurry
Hi everybody!
I'm making this new map and i need one special effect. The bomb target is a water tower. When the bomb blows, i want the tower to start falling and then explode and break. I've tried making the wate tower fall, using a func_door_rotating entity (according to one tutorial, which was posted here, but now is removed :confused:.. It was called "tip over pylon"). Anywho, how do i make that tower fall and break? I just can't figure t out...
I'm making this new map and i need one special effect. The bomb target is a water tower. When the bomb blows, i want the tower to start falling and then explode and break. I've tried making the wate tower fall, using a func_door_rotating entity (according to one tutorial, which was posted here, but now is removed :confused:.. It was called "tip over pylon"). Anywho, how do i make that tower fall and break? I just can't figure t out...
Well, I knew one site, which i used to download all my custom wavs. It's www.findsounds.com. They have a really great search engine.. Check it out...
Then try extracting with wally...
Or just add the item to the conveyor itself.
Uuuh.. It has to be there...
Check if you're usin the cs fgd...
armoury_entity is just after ambient_generic - can't miss it!
Check if you're usin the cs fgd...
armoury_entity is just after ambient_generic - can't miss it!
When did you say that?