a SWAT team was quickly assembled to save the aforementioned village, but just as they were about to embark on their mission, FZZZT coenant forces attacked, and destroyed all but one, who was known as FZZT frodo baggins, who's mission was to journey to a far land to destroy FZZT the jamming device trandoshans had placed on the bridge of FZZT highway 17, where gordon freeman was driving in his FZZT SU-47 fighter plane, which had just shot down the last of the yuktobanian bombers, giving osean forces a straight shot at capturing FZZT the nebechanezzer, which had activated its EMP to shake off two FZZT yellow pikmin...
(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)