Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 21:22:06 UTC
Post #100717
coldness, and the feeling of being holy.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 05:04:05 UTC
Post #100783
Jesus.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 08:18:49 UTC
Post #100836
Son of...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 08:53:21 UTC
Post #100843
the wild, long haired, mongolian ganja gibbons of the third jedi order, who proceded to battle wih big long..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 09:25:38 UTC
Post #100854
Hair
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 10:10:04 UTC
Post #100859
...
ahem...
And so forth the geographers came-eth a smote the
ahem...
And so forth the geographers came-eth a smote the
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 10:40:43 UTC
Post #100860
Hunter who hunted Rabits for fun.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 11:37:05 UTC
Post #100879
powers be with him who hath no fury like a big bowl of potato scones.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 18:45:06 UTC
Post #100968
Meeanwhile, on some random alien planet
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 18:49:39 UTC
Post #100969
lived a race of creatures that looked just like jarjar binks and were just as dumb
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 19:36:09 UTC
Post #100981
until they were invaded by the evil film critics and the ghastly star wars fanboys, and were forced to take little role in the sequels.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 19:47:22 UTC
Post #100987
they played the part of expendable stunt doubles.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 19:53:01 UTC
Post #100989
until there entire race was exterminated. george lucas was heartbroken over the loss of his precious creatures, so he
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 01:53:57 UTC
Post #101021
then hired a hitman to kill himself. He was payed very generously.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 02:50:14 UTC
Post #101030
but the hitman was retarded and on drugs so he accidently killed george clooney instead.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 06:44:34 UTC
Post #101070
or was it George W. I hope it was him.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 08:38:39 UTC
Post #101087
the hitman couldn't really tell in his hallucigenic state, so he left the corpse of george W cloosh lying in the filter funnel and became president of tha U.S of Ah.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 08:43:21 UTC
Post #101090
Christ NO!!!! It was then The Hunter realised that his funboy fanclub of 1 had just joined the TWHL community... Lets all forget about IEMC, habboi and ministeve, lets insult haggis hunter, the third Scottish member
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 08:46:40 UTC
Post #101092
Oh geez another Scotttttsman 
Anyway Habboi was walking down 4th street when he saw Big Bird talking to Elmo and laughing about something big and
Anyway Habboi was walking down 4th street when he saw Big Bird talking to Elmo and laughing about something big and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 09:05:03 UTC
Post #101100
the fate of the fair village of Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, in New Zealand.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 11:35:12 UTC
Post #101124
a SWAT team was quickly assembled to save the aforementioned village, but just as they were about to embark on their mission, FZZZT coenant forces attacked, and destroyed all but one, who was known as FZZT frodo baggins, who's mission was to journey to a far land to destroy FZZT the jamming device trandoshans had placed on the bridge of FZZT highway 17, where gordon freeman was driving in his FZZT SU-47 fighter plane, which had just shot down the last of the yuktobanian bombers, giving osean forces a straight shot at capturing FZZT the nebechanezzer, which had activated its EMP to shake off two FZZT yellow pikmin...
(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)
(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:04:32 UTC
Post #101130
....who were on a quest to find....
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:09:03 UTC
Post #101133
It was then found that they couldn't call for backup because nobody could pronounce the name of the village to inform their dispatcher where they were, so they
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:14:41 UTC
Post #101137
climbed up on a volcano, where a volcano god said:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:25:20 UTC
Post #101138
"Have you considered the implications of the changing world of finance?"
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:32:40 UTC
Post #101141
He they replyed, no but i am saving 15% on my car insurance.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:36:43 UTC
Post #101143
Then the volcano god plotted out a EVIL scheme 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:39:05 UTC
Post #101145
He said: "OH NOES! I LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECT"
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 12:59:59 UTC
Post #101151
Then jacko popped outta' nowhere and sterted to
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 13:08:18 UTC
Post #101156
molest a spoon named
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 13:09:12 UTC
Post #101157
The Hunter
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 13:14:17 UTC
Post #101161
It was then discovered that habboi made a typo.
The spoon's name was in fact, Thereisno
The spoon's name was in fact, Thereisno
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:01:08 UTC
Post #101194
after seeing this, putin turned russia back into the soviet union. he then raised his best buddy george w from the dead
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:03:32 UTC
Post #101195
It was then discovered that The Hunter made a typo.
The spoon's name was in fact, The Hunter.
The spoon's name was in fact, The Hunter.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:16:08 UTC
Post #101198
george w and communist leader of soviet russia, vlad putin, declared that the spoon was hiding weapons of mass destruction and went to war against it
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 15:24:52 UTC
Post #101203
Which sounded rather familiar anyway The Hunter felt like dancing the Hoke Poke because he saw a bear.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 16:08:08 UTC
Post #101216
The war had been declared legitimate on the grouds that Agent Homerun had declared to have seen 'some dodgy bloke carrying a pot of something' whilst being kicked out of a pub.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 16:18:28 UTC
Post #101222
Then in a totally unrelated incident (or is it?) , China joined the USSR
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 18:36:39 UTC
Post #101263
which then exploded.... 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 18:53:48 UTC
Post #101264
into a massive cliche that burned IEMC so he wouldn't make any more taboo references.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 19:14:50 UTC
Post #101265
As far as Bob was concerned, the
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 20:45:45 UTC
Post #101273
soviet union was a very exciting place, especially after having exploded
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 21:22:44 UTC
Post #101279
into space.
He grew a potato, but it got eaten by a pig, so he killed the big, which died.
But
He grew a potato, but it got eaten by a pig, so he killed the big, which died.
But
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 21:31:12 UTC
Post #101284
the animal rights people were outraged, but the pigs ate their vegetables so they had to eat the pigs to stay alive
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 21:42:24 UTC
Post #101285
and then they all became pork addicts and renounced their animal rights views and ate nothing but pigs from then on.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 09:45:39 UTC
Post #101420
until one fateful summers morning when they discovered they hadn't been eating pigs at all.. They had been eating
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:10:15 UTC
Post #101435
fieldmice with
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:16:19 UTC
Post #101439
chips... And so all of them started to
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:41:00 UTC
Post #101462
fling poo at eachother
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:44:19 UTC
Post #101463
Which tasted like chocolate.
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