Pffft.. Although i am excited about Urb's and its really good, but the TWHLer of today wants humour...
So here I go.
Once upon a time in brickland, some spoons were enjoying a nice morning scoop when all of a sudden, one of them let out a shrill cry!
"The Forks! It's the damned forks! Run to the hills!"
And true enough, several armies of forks were marching up the chocolate icecream hill.
A young spoon named Debabelizer had just woken up and come out only to see a fork having a major fight with his dad and it looked like the fork was winning
What should Debabelizer do?
a) Have a picnic
b) phone the police
c) get help from the rival tribe - The Knifes
d) run like a little pussy
e) Recite nursury rhymes
Hunter's Multiple choice funny ficti
Created 19 years ago2005-04-11 17:53:18 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-04-11 17:53:18 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 17:53:18 UTC
Post #103381
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 18:01:59 UTC
Post #103385
A
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 21:19:35 UTC
Post #103408
e
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 21:35:12 UTC
Post #103413
A 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 02:24:30 UTC
Post #103440
c)
You could make it more sensical, though :P.
You could make it more sensical, though :P.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 04:24:43 UTC
Post #103452
Yay I kinda inspired someting.
A) DOWN WITH SENCE!!!
A) DOWN WITH SENCE!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 05:26:33 UTC
Post #103463
"Hold on dad! I'm a-coming!" screamed Debabelizer as he ran back into the house...
A short whiule later, he re-appeared with a red and white checkered blanket.
"You'd better have something damn powerful under that blanket boy!" Said his father in between beatings.
"Oh yes-sir-ee I do pa! I do!" replied Debabelizer, "Ham sandwiches and french fries mixed with oreos."
"..." said his father.
"..." said the fork.
"uuuh..." said The Hunter, thinking up something good.
So as Debabelizer had a smashing time, picknicking with the younger forks, his father became scrap metal and got taken away by the recycling community.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU RECYCLING BILL!" Shouted Debabelizer.
a) Run after the recycling community with a pitchfork.
b) Run after the recycling community with a lemon named fred.
c) Continue the picnic.
d) enter a cake eating contest.
e) Recite nursury rhymes
A short whiule later, he re-appeared with a red and white checkered blanket.
"You'd better have something damn powerful under that blanket boy!" Said his father in between beatings.
"Oh yes-sir-ee I do pa! I do!" replied Debabelizer, "Ham sandwiches and french fries mixed with oreos."
"..." said his father.
"..." said the fork.
"uuuh..." said The Hunter, thinking up something good.
So as Debabelizer had a smashing time, picknicking with the younger forks, his father became scrap metal and got taken away by the recycling community.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU RECYCLING BILL!" Shouted Debabelizer.
a) Run after the recycling community with a pitchfork.
b) Run after the recycling community with a lemon named fred.
c) Continue the picnic.
d) enter a cake eating contest.
e) Recite nursury rhymes
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 05:28:01 UTC
Post #103464
B.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 06:42:35 UTC
Post #103468
B. Fred is my pet Orange is called. Wow. It seems insanity is contageous.
Contaigus? Cont...a...juice. ARGH! The word that means it spreads.
Not Butter.
Contaigus? Cont...a...juice. ARGH! The word that means it spreads.
Not Butter.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 08:16:56 UTC
Post #103472
This one here!
- points
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 11:36:07 UTC
Post #103488
e)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 11:53:45 UTC
Post #103492
B.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 11:55:34 UTC
Post #103493
c
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 12:10:16 UTC
Post #103502
B. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 14:32:18 UTC
Post #103539
b 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 14:58:27 UTC
Post #103540
d
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 15:20:12 UTC
Post #103545
d
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 15:27:05 UTC
Post #103547
c
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 17:28:55 UTC
Post #103569
B it is!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 18:37:44 UTC
Post #103578
BOOOOOOO
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-12 19:33:30 UTC
Post #103582
make the next part already...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 03:23:41 UTC
Post #103625
<sigh> i was eating my bran flakes.. dont rush the bran flakes...
*CHAPTER 2*
Debabelizer was distroguht! Why could the little voices in his brain told him to recite nursury rhymes? The fork's biggest weakness was nursury ryhmes.
"its a shame" he said to his penis as he rythmicly fapped it up an down to acheive the state wich the spoons call 'fap-yer-jack-till-it-hurts'
I'm cumming
to get you papa! I'll save you, dont worry... And if i get in to a sticky situation I always have my best friend, Fred, the lemon.
"Come fred, we're off to SCARY MUSIC the recycling place."
"But i want to play hide 'n' go seek with Urbanebula's Orange named Fred" complained Fred's voice in Debabelizer's head.
"ooh, can i play?" asked Debabelizer
What should Debabelizer do?
a) continue on to the recycling place thingie.
b) play hide and go seek.
c) try to play hide and go seek, complain that fred was cheating and have a glass of lemon juice.
d) Find the world of the forks.
e) Insert floppy disk in to drive A: to load final choice to hard disk.
*CHAPTER 2*
Debabelizer was distroguht! Why could the little voices in his brain told him to recite nursury rhymes? The fork's biggest weakness was nursury ryhmes.
"its a shame" he said to his penis as he rythmicly fapped it up an down to acheive the state wich the spoons call 'fap-yer-jack-till-it-hurts'
I'm cumming
to get you papa! I'll save you, dont worry... And if i get in to a sticky situation I always have my best friend, Fred, the lemon."Come fred, we're off to SCARY MUSIC the recycling place."
"But i want to play hide 'n' go seek with Urbanebula's Orange named Fred" complained Fred's voice in Debabelizer's head.
"ooh, can i play?" asked Debabelizer
What should Debabelizer do?
a) continue on to the recycling place thingie.
b) play hide and go seek.
c) try to play hide and go seek, complain that fred was cheating and have a glass of lemon juice.
d) Find the world of the forks.
e) Insert floppy disk in to drive A: to load final choice to hard disk.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 03:31:16 UTC
Post #103626
D!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 03:44:07 UTC
Post #103629
E!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 06:02:34 UTC
Post #103646
You geek, don't you want to go to the mystical land of forks?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 09:22:26 UTC
Post #103676
Fine. D!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 11:52:26 UTC
Post #103710
D.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-13 13:17:36 UTC
Post #103739
D it is
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 05:19:55 UTC
Post #103868
Debabelizer went to the mystical land of the forks, got enslaved by an elderly couple and ended rubbbing rust 'offa granma's feet' for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile, An odd lemon and an odder orange were standing in the middle of the recycling place thingie wondering what to do.
To their left - a screaming spoon being tortured by a fork.
To their right - a cube of crushed metal.
To their.. up.. north. ummm.. straight ahead - a homing missile flying towards them at high speed.
To their behind - a Pile of old school ties.
what should Fred and Fred do?
a) Save Debabelizer's father and have a picnic.
b) Save Debabelizer's father and P90 the forks.
c) Investigate the cube.
d) Investigate the ties.
e) Investigate the missile.
Meanwhile, An odd lemon and an odder orange were standing in the middle of the recycling place thingie wondering what to do.
To their left - a screaming spoon being tortured by a fork.
To their right - a cube of crushed metal.
To their.. up.. north. ummm.. straight ahead - a homing missile flying towards them at high speed.
To their behind - a Pile of old school ties.
what should Fred and Fred do?
a) Save Debabelizer's father and have a picnic.
b) Save Debabelizer's father and P90 the forks.
c) Investigate the cube.
d) Investigate the ties.
e) Investigate the missile.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 06:54:11 UTC
Post #103881
B. It's time for some heroic acts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 06:55:46 UTC
Post #103882
haha.. lol
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 08:01:41 UTC
Post #103889
B
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 09:18:12 UTC
Post #103904
B, because I love the P90.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 11:31:58 UTC
Post #103916
E. Because he/it might die.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 11:55:38 UTC
Post #103922
B P90 RULEZ your ass
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-14 11:57:13 UTC
Post #103924
Ooooo the soothing sound of the P90...
definetly B
definetly B
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 09:03:43 UTC
Post #104134
B it is -
Fred and Fred grabbed the random P90s that were hung on a rack against an invisible 'Clip' textured wall.
"Today is the day that the forks shall die." Exclaimed Fred to Fred.
"Indeed, Fred." Said Fred.
"Wait!" One of the forks has spotted them.
"HERE WE GO!" Screamed Fred.
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Said mister P90....
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed fred, "That fork we killed was also named Fred"
What should the Freds do?
a) Play counter-strike
b) Map for Half-Life
c) have a picnic
d) recite nursury rhythms
e) MAX SURFACE EXTENTS 9000/0 QUESTION DID NOT COMPILE!
Fred and Fred grabbed the random P90s that were hung on a rack against an invisible 'Clip' textured wall.
"Today is the day that the forks shall die." Exclaimed Fred to Fred.
"Indeed, Fred." Said Fred.
"Wait!" One of the forks has spotted them.
"HERE WE GO!" Screamed Fred.
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Said mister P90....
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed fred, "That fork we killed was also named Fred"
What should the Freds do?
a) Play counter-strike
b) Map for Half-Life
c) have a picnic
d) recite nursury rhythms
e) MAX SURFACE EXTENTS 9000/0 QUESTION DID NOT COMPILE!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 09:16:42 UTC
Post #104135
B
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 10:18:16 UTC
Post #104138
Recite nursery RHYTHMS?
B
I have a feeling it's going to be the most popular choice.
B
I have a feeling it's going to be the most popular choice.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 10:42:24 UTC
Post #104141
E for sure!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 11:53:48 UTC
Post #104159
Can't they cry? They killed Fred!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 13:23:00 UTC
Post #104180
f) they cry
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 13:27:12 UTC
Post #104182
B
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 13:35:19 UTC
Post #104185
F.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 15:44:49 UTC
Post #104215
C
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 18:45:36 UTC
Post #104251
F
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-17 06:13:34 UTC
Post #104436
B it is.. again... ahem...
"Don't worry, Fred!" exclaimed Fred to Fred, " I know just the way to stop feeling upset about killing people named Fred."
<SNIFF> "Y'do?" Replied Fred, interested.
"Indeed I do. We must create dethmatch style maps for HL!" Fred almost shouted with pride.
"AMEN!" Shouted Fred.
"A lot like this one actually..." BLATANT ADVERTISING
"Hooray!" Shoted Fred in delight, "But what should we map?"
a) A city style map.
b) A Fred style map.
c) A Memorial map to the dead fork, Fred.
d) A Cave type map.
e) MAX LEAF FACES. LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK
"Don't worry, Fred!" exclaimed Fred to Fred, " I know just the way to stop feeling upset about killing people named Fred."
<SNIFF> "Y'do?" Replied Fred, interested.
"Indeed I do. We must create dethmatch style maps for HL!" Fred almost shouted with pride.
"AMEN!" Shouted Fred.
"A lot like this one actually..." BLATANT ADVERTISING
"Hooray!" Shoted Fred in delight, "But what should we map?"
a) A city style map.
b) A Fred style map.
c) A Memorial map to the dead fork, Fred.
d) A Cave type map.
e) MAX LEAF FACES. LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-17 06:15:52 UTC
Post #104438
E!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-17 06:19:01 UTC
Post #104439
funny... i thought you'd have chosen C, seventh
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-17 06:33:01 UTC
Post #104441
E for sure. I wanna see them blow up the HL1 engine. 
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