Beef Jerkey
Created 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC by
esmajor
Created 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC by
esmajor
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC
Post #108488
I think you have to have a degree in Orthodontics before you eat this stuff. I eat it while I'm mapping
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:59:26 UTC
Post #108496
Eww I hate the thought of that stuff 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 07:53:01 UTC
Post #108503
Never tried it, it's not so big here in Sweden 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 08:17:20 UTC
Post #108505
Same as SariBous... It aint big in Lithuania either... thinks of dried meat with 10 different kinds of preservatives 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 09:10:22 UTC
Post #108507
BEEF JERKY IS THE SHIT!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 10:54:54 UTC
Post #108512
Yeh when I lived over in america we used to eat it all the time!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 12:37:43 UTC
Post #108527
Im addicted to it. Ill eat a whole bag in 5 minutes.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:07:24 UTC
Post #108537
I've never even seen it. Maddox loves the stuff.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:37:50 UTC
Post #108545
I'll send you some Seventh-- I NEED to try it!~
--have you ever heard of it??
--have you ever heard of it??
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:56:48 UTC
Post #108548
I've never seen it too
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 14:18:20 UTC
Post #108550
I guess jerky is an American thing that isnt popular anywhere else. I see it a lot here. Heres something for those who havent seen it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 15:07:34 UTC
Post #108554
Its great stuff. Even though its fucking toxic!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:33:21 UTC
Post #108579
It looks disgusting. cheap rubbish to as i can judge from the bag.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:34:55 UTC
Post #108580
We might not have beef jerky, but we have KINAPUFFAR!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:44:08 UTC
Post #108585
Jerky is good and its not toxic. Its not that cheap either.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:45:26 UTC
Post #108586
Looks like poo in a bag to me :/
Does it taste like beef or something?
Does it taste like beef or something?
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:47:59 UTC
Post #108588
Oh my God, I love beef jerky so much it would make a grown man cry. I love beef jerky. Now I MUST HAVE SOME!!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:53:52 UTC
Post #108593
It tastes like steak, just that its a bit more chewy.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:04:28 UTC
Post #108602
MMMM i love the smoked flavor!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:13:07 UTC
Post #108609
Disgusting hick food...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:25:01 UTC
Post #108612
Hey! Im not a hick! Hicks are the ones with the dried hams hanging from their ceilings.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:28:16 UTC
Post #108617
Only americans like it cause thier all fat mumpas 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:49:11 UTC
Post #108628
Here we go again with the stereotypes...
I don't stereotype you
I don't stereotype you
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:50:16 UTC
Post #108629
I wou]ld if i knew his country...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:51:29 UTC
Post #108630
Ha jerky is not fattening. Its actaully a good diet food (exept for the high sodium).
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:52:13 UTC
Post #108632
IEMC: 96a2107 is British 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:57:40 UTC
Post #108638
He He, go on then monkeychow, whats the sterotype 
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:05:36 UTC
Post #108640
Lets stereotype the British. You all like tea and crumpets and you all have horrible teeth and sit in pubs all day drinking Irish beer.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:17:33 UTC
Post #108643
Jalepeno is the best kind!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:17:58 UTC
Post #108644
If they sat in pubs all day they wouldnt be eating crumpets and drinking tea...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:22:49 UTC
Post #108646
Damn, i got nothing but the tea bit.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:41:04 UTC
Post #108649
They serve tea and crumpets at the pubs
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 02:06:49 UTC
Post #108677
Yay, Britain, what what? Tally ho. Jolly good.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 02:56:26 UTC
Post #108683
Christ I havnt had a Crumpet for yeons! You'l be lucky to get pork scratchins at our local pub!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 03:16:22 UTC
Post #108690
Hey Goat... I usually get the Original flavor in THAT EXACT BRAND.
And that stuff aint cheap! That 3.8 ounce bag, $4.75 at the grocery store! Walmart has it cheaper.
And that stuff aint cheap! That 3.8 ounce bag, $4.75 at the grocery store! Walmart has it cheaper.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 14:24:29 UTC
Post #108784
Walmart has a 1lb bag thats about $9.00US. Still expensive though.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 15:23:03 UTC
Post #108798
Yah, its like 1.50 for a bag of that picture size. :/
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:03:03 UTC
Post #108803
That bag is so cheaply designed i wouldnt even buy it no matter what the price is.
Crazy yank's
Crazy yank's
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:09:23 UTC
Post #108806
I say, old bean, how is the weatha' out there, mmm?
Oh, its bean splendid! Absolutely marvelous, old chap!
Oh, how delightlful, shall we dicuss it ova' a hut cup of tea?
Oh yes, lets do.
Oh, its bean splendid! Absolutely marvelous, old chap!
Oh, how delightlful, shall we dicuss it ova' a hut cup of tea?
Oh yes, lets do.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:27:04 UTC
Post #108815
Pip-pip.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:32:48 UTC
Post #108816
Ha ha my teacher was saying how Britain has a reputation for acting all jolly ho etc...
We are not like that!
We are not like that!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:07:31 UTC
Post #108822
Seventh is just making the stereo types stronger.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:19:48 UTC
Post #108824
We might not have beef jerky, but we have KINAPUFFAR!All hail the mighty Chinese Puffs!
BTW, that beef looks like the shit. Literally, shit.
We actually have smoked moose-meat in small bags here - it's shitty expensive and tastes like cork though.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:30:10 UTC
Post #108826
I like deer jerky.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:32:47 UTC
Post #108829
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 18:08:09 UTC
Post #108833
Well we may not have KINAPUFFS, but we have THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 20:43:54 UTC
Post #108847
Those Kinapuffs look like little turds.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 07:53:48 UTC
Post #108877
U took that photo of the jerky urself, hrny? Because, you've just gave me an idea not to try it...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 08:01:54 UTC
Post #108878
Btw that jerky bag looks like from the 50's... It just needs somethin written in big leters like: "American flavour" or "3/4 of the recomended daily vitamine dose" or "Low fat" or "Nutritious, fun snack!" :P.
It needs some dumbass carrictor on the bag too... Howabout: Beefy, the beef jerky stick or somethin like that... Really.. The bag looks like crap :
Its like some of that Mc Donald's "I'm lovin' it" bullcrap...
It needs some dumbass carrictor on the bag too... Howabout: Beefy, the beef jerky stick or somethin like that... Really.. The bag looks like crap :
Its like some of that Mc Donald's "I'm lovin' it" bullcrap...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 08:19:57 UTC
Post #108880
Heh, I liked the idea, so i drew beefy the beef jerkey stick... 50's style... 
Hope you find it lame enough...
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