Chavs Created 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:10:31 UTC by goingloopy

love 'em or hate 'em, they all deserve a shmak yuh know coz im brik 'ard, iyll shmak yuh

what do you all think of chavs
(if you are american run now)

CHAVS ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! www.ebay.co.uk buy the ANTI CHAV BAND !!!!

found another forum that is anti chav
o wait.....chavs cant use pcs....so all sites are anti chav!

lets kill chavs and ZL and MOP YAAAYY

Chavs are scum, i found one website here http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Probably tons more, a very quick google search.

goingloopy, chavs can use PC's, but they use Windows XP Home Edition, Internet Explorer, and they "tlk lik dis ye init" on MSN.

found a chav joke

what do you say to a chav who has a job?
Can i have a big mac please?

Round them all into as little island on the coast of the states and nuke'em all to hell

The thing that irritates me about chavs (or spides as we call them in Northern Ireland) is their cowardlyness. They will quite happily beat the shit out of anyone they can provided they won't be able to hit back, and yet, if they DO get a serious leatherin they are the first ones to go to the police!

Honour amongst theives, no honour amongst spides though.

what the hell is a chav anyway? I have never heard the term

Neither have I...

Some kind of gang?

Chavs are worthless little retards who live in council houses, listen to crap like 50cent, wear burberry. The chavettes wear ponytails, abnormally huge hoop earrings, and pink or blue tracksuits. There

Sounds like a gang to me

chavettes also tie their hair way way back so you can see the roots. Its soooo wrong!

Chav - Council Housing And Violence.

They are just violent people who wear designer clothing from head to toe.

'designer' burberry and gucci? i don't think so...
chav are the 'reiging lower class' in the nothern part of Great Britain at least,
they are usually those that are pathetic in school, get drunk every night on a street corner, are always smacked up, have VERY (i can't stress how bad it is) grammar, find the need to say the f word before every noun and verb, start on any passing person, hate 'goffs' and 'moshie bashers' (thanks fat-pie for that one ) and they are those people that sneak round the side of the building at break at school to have a cigarette,
chavs are really a northern great britain phenomenom, but in my trip to belgium, i managed to spot a few chavs,

people sometime ask me whe i hate chavs, the reason is because they hate me for being a mosher, when i'm actually an indie, so that leads to me hating them, if they just kept out of all other people's way, never hated us and were just like normal citizen (like us type) then i would have no problem with chavs

Traits:
burberry,
cap (usually burberry) worn very high so you can see the top of their head,
head pitted with hair gel,
'BLING' loads of crappy 'gold' jewelry from elizabeth dukes, usual a clown for the ladies....
bright white nike, puma, umbro and all the other sports brands' trainers (sneakers for you americans)
football socks that have their tracksuit bottoms tucked into,
henry lloyd striped jumper with a hooded top underneath and the hood pulled out the top, usually worn up over the cap

any thing anyone else?

and i as i have said, americans run away, you are the lucky ones!!

when i'm actually an indie

... you have to be in a group to be individual?

Yeah...

chav

...not a physics major

Chavs are all over UK, not just northern Britain.

Nah, they're 'neds' up there (non-educated delinquents).

neds is the scottish name,
indie is quite an ironic thing.....indie is about being completely different yet they are a group sorta.......

Alas, do not hate Chavs, feel sorry for them. FOr they once were humans. Just like us.....

until all chavs apologize to me in proper grammar i shall always hate them

The thing that irritates me about chavs (or spides as we call them in Northern Ireland) is their cowardlyness. They will quite happily beat the shit out of anyone they can provided they won't be able to hit back, and yet, if they DO get a serious leatherin they are the first ones to go to the police!
Honour amongst theives, no honour amongst spides though.

Exactly

over here in scotland they are known as N.E.D's = Non Edumacated delinquents (god i really should listen in english)

My m8 got hit by a gang of them on the way home from school but only 1 of them really hit him

then next day i was with another person and i saw the guy who hit him on his own ... he wasn't so brave then in fact from what i remember he ran away or do i just have that affect on people

In fact some of themare actually * i regret to say it* Nice people to talk to its just the fact they have been brought up in the wrong enviroment and are in with the wrong croud

1 tryed t stab me with a ball point pen until he realised i was twice the height of him!

Just wondering, does trev stand for anything? For the uneducated:

Trevs are basically the same as chavs, although they have a tendency to wear their caps backwards rather than high and forward. I think trev is only used to describe them in some parts of the UK, and usually the term chav is used as well. Correct me if any of these details are wrong.

the fact they have been brought up in the wrong enviroment and are in with the wrong croud

i was brought up in chav heaven!!! but i am exceeding intelligence wise, as i pointed out in irc, IQ of 152, brought up in the roughest place in the north east, i am not doing bad at all....

yea but some just 'tag' along

NEERRRRDD.

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...not a physics major

Heheh, Hicks: "Hey, buddy!, c'mere!"

Sorry for the lateness but I can't walk past a Bill Hicks reference without commenting.

and i as i have said, americans run away, you are the lucky ones!!

We the lucky ones? We got gangs too - but with guns! And drugs! I think you Brits are the lucky ones. We got bigger problems with gangs like MS-13 that traffic drugs, commit rape, murder and many other crimes. Heres some more info on them

But thats the whole trouble, sir. Chavs offer only a moderate threat compared to REAL gangs, and since they are sneaky bastards the cops generally don't bother with them.

The Chav is the social equivelent of a spoilt brat kid kicking you on the shin and running away. Repeatedly. To everyone.

Haha what a bunch of loosers!

Sounds like the city i live in...

Mmmmmm...you sound so sad and poor that I pitty you!

ghai

Im not poor, im just saying theres quite a few of chavs.

Chav names - Kevin or Steve for the male of the species. Courtney or Britney for the female

Chav appearance - Male: Burburry Cap worn on the back of the head, Adidas Tracksuit (top to toe, usually in blue with white stripes) kickers or flat bottom trainers in white or cream.

Female: Low cut top (pink or light blue) semi-short or knee high trouser things, blonde hair, too much make-up, earings like fucking ferris wheels, NY or burburry cap (if cap is absent expect tight ponytail in its place) and for the chavettes over 15 the odd baby or two.

Chav transport: Red, Possibly "modded" (note the "" because i prefer to call them "Destroyed", Vauxhall Nova, Price range below ?200. Check www.autotrader.co.uk for cars less than ?200 and you'll get the idea.

Chav Habitat: Council estate, be it a flat or council house.

Chav jobs: Mechanic, McDonalds, Army.

Thanks for listening. To find out more about chavs just tune into Jerry Springer in the UK or Trisha.

males we call forsai, females - fyfos

Crap!, why on earth did i miss this topic?

Cause you weren't a member back then!