HLDM roleplay Created 19 years ago2005-11-01 18:34:35 UTC by Archie

cUstard has joined the game

cUstArd: w00t biscuits? hldm? blaaaaaagggssssss!

The Hunter [RPG] cUstArd
cUstArd [TAU] The Hunter
Dorian27 [RPG] cUstArd
cUstArd [TAU] Dorian27
Haggishunt56 [RPG] cUstArd
cUstArd [TAU] Haggishunt56

cUstArd:bloody n00bcakes
cUstArd: fook this, i'm off to my op4 server

cUstArd has left the game
client sent drop

Madcow disconnected

Madcow has joined the game

Madcow has started to camp

Madcow [crossbow] cUstard

cUstArd has left the game
client sent drop

Strange how you managed that MadCow

Dorian27 [RPG] cUstArd
cUstArd [TAU] Dorian27

strange how you managed that evilsod, seeing as I changed my name to CSg33k and got banned..

*Dorian27 has changed name to CSg33k
CSg33k: HAHAHAHAHA

Admin The Hunter has banned CSg33k

Sir Habboi - console - Request ban of player steam ID #12400 - The Hunter.

Request denied

Sir Habboi <banned>

Didn't read it just picked the 3 names above me

*Player EvilGarg Quit(defeated by lag monster)

Pointlessest (yes, that's a word) thread ever. I mean, it's not even funny.

*Worldcraft Dude has joined the game

Worldcraft Dude: So, I'm assuming this is a text based fps thread? Role play? I sure hope you don't mean that retarded RP mod for HL mods.

Worldcraft Dude killed Madcow with crossbow
goes to find tripmines and plants them all over the ground
***Worldcraft Dude killed haggishunt56 with tripmine***

Worldcraft Dude: BOOM HEADSH- headshot with a tripmine?

I have to agree with ZombieLoffe, go play a real match of HLDM.

Ansith joins server

Mr.Yariv kills ansith with snarks

ansith kills cUstArd with RPG

Ansith: Ha try get me now

cUstArd kills ansith with the crobar

Ansith: Come on I had so much lag then, it don't count

Ansith falls to his death

Ansith kills Mr.Yariv with a pistol

Ansith kills Mr.Yariv with a pistol

Ansith kills Mr.Yariv with a pistol

Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with a crobar

Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with a crobar

Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with a crobar

Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with a crobar

Ansith: I beg for mercy

Ansith disconnects from the server

<spawns near the plat wit the gauss, grabs teh shotgun, smg and camps behind a barrel>

Daubster <gauss pic.> The Hunter
Daubster <gauss pic.> Mr.Yariv
Daubster <shotgun pic.> Muzz

Daubster: W00t! ^^
Muzz: meh

Muzz <crowbar pic.> Daubster

<spawns near the plat area, goes for the gauss and finds muzz there>
<double shotgun blast sound>
<beep..beep..beeeeeep...>

Muzz <shotgun pic.> Daubster

<spawns near the plat area, goes for the gauss and finds muzz there>
<gauss firing sound>
<splatt!!>

Muzz <gauss pic.> Daubster

<spawns in the water for some reason, grabs a smg and takes the elevator up, finds a shotgun, sees Muzz jumping around with the longjump and gauss, hides behind a crate and hopes that he won't see him. Muzz didn't notice!! Yay!!>

<crowbar swoosh sound>
<baf>
<pif>
<swoosh>
<blam>
<boom>
<splatt!>

The Hunter <crowbar> Daubster

The Hunter: Ah. Sweet revenge
Daubster: ...

Madcow <shotgun pic> The Hunter

The Hunter: Wtf?!
Madcow:

<spawns right in front of muzz>

<ARgrenade explosion>
<splatt!!>

Muzz <ARgrenade> Daubster
Muzz <ARgrenade> Madcow
Mr.Yariv <snark> Muzz
Mr.Yariv <snark> The Hunter
<snark> Mr.Yariv

Mr.Yariv: Auh sheit
Daubster: That aint right..
Muzz: tehe
The Hunter: lol! pwned himself!

<spawns near muzz, madcow and Hunter, who are fighting>

Daubster <9mm> Muzz
Daubster <crowbar> The Hunter
Daubster <shotgun> Mr.Yariv

Daubster: Pwned! ^^
The Hunter: lol
Mr.Yariv: not feir
Muzz: ...

<walks around, grabs some medkits and finds some satchels, plants one near the gauss on the plat and camps behind a crate>

Daubster <satchel> Muzz
Daubster <satchel> The Hunter
Daubster <satchel> Madcow
Daubster <satchel> Muzz

Daubster: Gotcha!

<runs off to plant another satchel and finds Hunter with a shotgun>
<single shotgun blast>
<warning, blood loss detected>
<double shotgun blast>
<beep..beep..beeeep>

The Hunter: Noob camper.. That'll teach ya'
Daubster: Let's mapchange to stalkyard or datacore... plz
Madcow: yea
Muzz: ok

Daubster: ><

Haggishunt56: I agree but the hunter isnt on right now

Daubster [shotgun] Haggishunt56
Muzz [357] Haggishunt56
Madcow [gauss] Haggishunt56
Mr Yariv [RPG] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: sigh

Haggishunt56 [tau] Daubster
Haggishunt56 [Grenade] Muzz
[Grenade] Haggishunt56

Daubster: noob
Madcow: yea
Muzz: lol
Haggishunt56: goes away and cries in the corner

Steam Loading Screen:
Server is changing map
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Connection established.

Error. Missing .wad file -halflife.wadd

WHAT?!?!?1


OK OK! so i lied.. jesus...
Yep.. Loading Complete. Initialising

Player The Hunter has joined the game

OK maybe he is on but im gonna be the 1st person to kill 'im..

The Hunter [crowbar] Haggishunt56

The Hunter: noob
Daubster: noob
Madcow: yea
Muzz: lol
Haggishunt56: goes away and cries in the corner

The Hunter : LoL! i is teh awsomeness!!!

[Haggishunt56][RPG pic][The Hunter]

The Hunter : omg...

Haggishunt56 : HAHAH! ROFL! GOT YOU! I RULE! MUAHHAA

The Hunter : breathe deeply, jamie. Breathe deep. Aw screw the deep breathing!

[The Hunter][Gauss pic][Muzz]
[The Hunter][Gauss pic][Daubster]
[The Hunter][Gauss pic][Madcow]
[The Hunter][Gauss pic][Mr.Yariv]

<warning - hazzardous radiation detected. administering.. Beep Beep Beeeeeeeep>

[skull pic] the Hunter

Steam Loading Screen:
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Error. Steam is currently updating. While you wait you could check your friends list but it doesnt work.

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)(9)(10)

Yep.. Loading Complete. Initialising

The Hunter Joined the Game
The Hunter : Friggin finally

Ansith joined the game

Ansith: Time to get my revenge

Ansith (RPG) The Hunter

Ansith : score 1 for me

The Hunter (crobar) Ansith

Ansith (snarks) Mr.Yariv

Ansith (snarks) Haggishunt56

Ansith: yay 3 down , too many more to go

Ansith kills him self

Ansith: Aw crap

(Picks up shotgun)

Ansith looks at The Hunter and shoots but misses and hits daubster

Ansith (Shotgun) Daubster

Ansith camps in a random spot and shoots at people

Saco<Grenade>Saco

Frag:-1



Saco:I guess,I hold it too long...

Daubster you're the camper! You hid in the place with the gauss in hunter's DM_splinter. It was so boring I couldn't get you cause of your egon. And in another map I saw you only two times and you hit me like 50 times. Where the fuck where you???

(Haggishunt56 finally gets too pissed to be bothered with u all and decides to camp)

(and on the way gets shot by The Hunter)

The Hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: OMG WHY ME?!?

The Hunter [crowbar] Ansith

Ansith [snarks] Mr.Yariv

Ansith [snarks] Haggishunt56

respawns next to gauss

Haggishunt56 decides to camp again

Haggishunt56 [gauss] The Hunter
Haggishunt56 [gauss] Ansith
Haggishunt56 [gauss] Mr. Yariv
Haggishunt56 [RPG] Daubster

Haggishunt56 wonders where the RPG came from while The Hunter sneaks up behind me and hits me over the head with a crowbar...

The Hunter [crowbar] Haggishunt56

nd in another map I saw you only two times and you hit me like 50 times.

Lol. What map was that?..
And I wasn't hiding.. I was standing on the plat and if you would pay more attention, you would probably have seen me and tried shooting me..
Shit, you were staying there yourself, when I joined..

I know but all the shots hit the rail... and you hit me from up on some cliffs with a crossbow...

Forget it I'll stop whining...lets play Hldm(in hamanchi)...

As for the snarks...hmmm...I only used them once cause I lagged(about 1000 pings) it was the easiest way to kill people...

You wanna play HLDM? In Hamachi??

Going online now.

If you don't know the servername and password:

Servername: TWHL NETWORK SERVER #2
Password: muzzle

Cool.

Edit:

No you're not online.

Awesome. I'll join.

Hamachi crashed.

Player fragmeister joins the game

*fragmeister runs around setting tripmines
fragmeister: u r all n00bs i pwn u
*fragmeister pwns self with tripmine

Fragmeister quits

I killed Muzzle 7 times, sometimes in a row. One time with myself! I could have done better if it wouldn't have lagged so much...

He killed me 38 times!

And he shot me in the back many times...

If you don't know the servername and password:

Servername: TWHL NETWORK SERVER #2
Password: muzzle

: What are you trying to do Muzzle,there is already a TWHL network server...And Daubster,Elon and you had joined to it ...I do not see the point to join to a second one to play.

You're one was to little so muzzle made another one.

Its a second server, becuase the other one is full.

*Worldcraft Dude has left the game
............
*[myg0t]WTF OWNED has joined the game

[myg0t]WTF OWNED: Hey guys!

[myg0t]WTF OWNED killed every-freaking-body with a blaze of speed-hacked crowbar.

*[myg0t]WTF OWNED has left the game
*[myg0t]WTF OWNED reconnect
*Client could not connect to server. Reason : SteamID is in ban list

PWNED!

Reminds me of http://www.pwned.nl

we gottat have set times for HLDM matches, i never am on when you guys seem to play

They don't play, they sit around and talk about it. Pathetic. Someone make a twhl Ded server!

@Muzz: Hell yea, that pwns!!
Hilarious!

You've got a good connection, Loffe...

Steam Loading Screen:
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Connection established.
Error. Plooooomph

Yep.. Loading Complete. Initialising[/b]

The Hunter Joined the Game

I thought Rabideh was getting a server for us?

player banko Tosse joined the game

Banko Tosse: wtf dudes?

player banko Tosse disconnects

*Player m0pX joined the server
] rcon map undertow
*Player m0pX left the server

Enjoy your crappy map fools! Muhahaha.

You've got a good connection, Loffe...

And parents. Nudge.

Its a second server, becuase the other one is full.

What are you trying to do Muzzle,there is already a TWHL network server...And Daubster,Elon and you had joined to it

And Its not full,it can hold 3 more members.But probably you didnt know that,cause you didnt check it in a month.

Hmmfp, dm sucks if i cant use the impulse 101 code. Muzzle knows what im meaning, there is a reason my name is The Almighty Snark

Because you spawn lots of snarks? Or perhaps spawn giant Snarks
Muzzle showed me some cool stuff on it

Ask TMA and Candybunny how it feels to be raped by a wave of 30 snarks stacked to the roof against a dead end, offcourse i lead my troops to battle, i walk right between them so they wont attack me.

Actualy, this crashed the server once.

• hacks server *

• Luke disconnects *

AHHHHH! FBI!!111

RIFK @ Pepper!

TMA = me, my other nickname on another forum. I wish i could use that nickname on TWHL too.

there is a reason my name is The Almighty Snark

I hope I never see you in a game of Sven Coop.