Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine
One-Liners
Created 20 years ago2004-02-02 08:17:51 UTC by
Seventh-Monkey
Created 20 years ago2004-02-02 08:17:51 UTC by
Seventh-Monkey
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 08:17:51 UTC
Post #14931
Say funny stuff or get mindlessly abused
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 09:38:58 UTC
Post #14933
I ass rape monkeys 
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 11:07:18 UTC
Post #14935
You say Oooghli Booogli
we say f**k You
we say f**k You
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 11:50:32 UTC
Post #14936
Say funny stuff or get mindlessly abusedWhat I meant there was if you don't say funny stuff you'll get mindlessly abused. I was not starting a thread for mindless abuse!
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 12:55:44 UTC
Post #14938
I ass rape monkeysMaybe they think it's fun...
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 13:28:29 UTC
Post #14941
"Well, it would if we HAD any sugar, but we ran out on Christmas 1915, so I've been using sugar substitute: Dandruff!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 13:29:19 UTC
Post #14942
"I could add some milk this time, well, saliva!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 13:30:13 UTC
Post #14943
"What do you want, Darling?"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 14:51:52 UTC
Post #14945
de vraag der vragen......biertje??
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 15:50:23 UTC
Post #14959
Biertje = beer?
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 16:26:06 UTC
Post #14962
"...and now i can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven. silicon what!? surely you've heard of silicon heaven? has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Bridget Nielson in a packed lift!?
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 16:31:07 UTC
Post #14964
"Que?"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 17:54:03 UTC
Post #14993
"there's enough c4 here to blow up EIGHT super computers"
T3 - I wish I could measure c4 in supercomputers
T3 - I wish I could measure c4 in supercomputers
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 17:55:50 UTC
Post #14994
"You just need to look at him to see he's as sane as I am: BAAAAAAH!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 18:07:51 UTC
Post #15007
all of you are no match for my one liners:
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your magination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your magination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 18:22:15 UTC
Post #15016
wrath of grapes was excellent, I must say, hehehe. I always find joy in thinking of the millions of hilarious sayings in the simpsons...
"Three, Homer, we have THREE children!"
"Three, Homer, we have THREE children!"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-02 18:42:25 UTC
Post #15019
Ive got the best! Oneliners suck, i use.. 1.. 3.. 4! 4liners.
"So, you'd like to hear me tell a joke?"
"So, you'd like to hear me tell a joke?"
- "Yeah, sure"
- "Who's there?"
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-03 04:10:20 UTC
Post #15053
It's funny 'cos it's true.
My favourite was:
My favourite was:
A good pun is its own reword.
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-03 09:28:01 UTC
Post #15065
hahaha
its indeed the pun to end all puns
its indeed the pun to end all puns
Posted 20 years ago2004-02-03 09:33:27 UTC
Post #15069
theanswer to the one about morality is "yes"
you know what i'm talkin about kol
you know what i'm talkin about kol
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