Who the f**k are you? Created 18 years ago2005-12-27 12:42:00 UTC by monster_urby

Oh, Dorian. How I love you, so, so much.

You see, many people are quick to judge me as an arsehole prick, but most people who actually know me know that I'm quite a humorous and somewhat polite person.

Full Name : JM Ameyugo
Age: 21
Hometown : Madrid
Born in: San Fernando
Self Classification: npc_mapper

Education: I'm in 3rd year of architecture school.

Favourite Films: too many. For example "First Contact", "The Empire Strikes Back", "Nausic? and the Valley of the Wind" etc.

Favourite Actor: Harrison Ford (as Captain Solo)

Favourite Actress: Many. Rachel Weisz, for example. (oops, I havent dedicated any of my maps to her yet!!!)

Favourite Games to Date: Half-Life 2, Final Fantasy VIII, Sonic & Knuckles etc

Game your looking forward too: Half-life2: Aftermath (I hope it'll be a short wait)

Favourite Bands: No band in particular. My favourite film composers are John Williams, Danny Elfman, Nobuo Uematsu etc.

Hobbies: drawing, mapping, gaming, playing the guitar, table-tennis, roller- hockey etc.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No. Too busy for that atm.

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0

Things that make you smile: nice map vault comments, Spain's football/soccer team scoring, a humor show in tv (parodies and imitations)

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Austin Powers and Dr. Evil

Things that annoy you: Lag, rain, the huge distance between my house and university...

Things that well and truely piss you off: people talking louder than they should, people in uni getting better grades than me even if their projects are worse, Spain's government dedicating too much money to the study of regional languages that are useless.

Photo (optional):
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Full Name : Alec Elton
Age: 18
Hometown : Washburn
Born in: Rochester
Self Classification: band/computer geek

Education: almost done with my senior year of high school, and 1 semester of web design at a local college.

Favourite Films: I don't watch that much tv/movies, but without a paddle was damn good.

Favourite Actor: n/a

Favourite Actress: n/a

Favourite Games to Date: half-life 1 deathmatch

Game your looking forward too: none right now

Favourite Bands: Paulson's Glove (it'd better be, I'm their bassist!)

Hobbies: programming, photography, music, photography, music...

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Not atm.

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0

Things that make you smile: the internet/a good jazz solo

Things that make you really laugh out loud: "I have no fuck of an idea..." (who said that? I can't remember, but it was here)

Things that annoy you: 56k dialup, stupid people, not having an amp for my bass

Things that well and truely piss you off: people in my school who don't want to learn and therefore should not be there

Photo (optional): not atm.

Madcow remains anonymous

I'll still remain an anonymous...IDIOT.

I dunno about posting your full name, I mean, who knows if elon is a maniac?

Haha, I love that pic of Alex that Ant posted, the caption should be "Caught in headlights".

Oh, i forgot to mention, Seventh looks like a young jesus

Full Name (I'm paranoid, so here's my initials): TDH
Age: 18
Hometown : Yorba Linda
Born in: Santa Ana
Self Classification: Mentally retarded computer geek.

Education: High School Diploma, so far (yeah, I suck).

Favorite Films: None, really.

Favorite Meal: Hamburger and fries.

Favorite Actor: Jim Carrey

Favorite Actress: None

Favorite Game to Date: Tie between Half-Life and UT2004

Game your looking forward to: Unreal Tournament 2007

Favorite Bands: None, really. Eiffel 65 disbanded a long time ago.

Favorite Drink (hot and/or cold): Sprite

Favorite Alcohol: I don't drink. Beer tastes like piss.

Hobbies: Computers, computers, and more computers. I have no life.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No, and probably never will, thank you.

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: None.

Things that make you smile: Nothing, really. Smiling is what children do when they want something from you.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Comedians, fart jokes and utterly random humor, people getting owned (kicked in the nuts, etc.)

Things that annoy you: Stupid people (Fundamentalists, Animal rights activists), crappy video quality on my games, Half-Life crashing on me.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Stupid people (especially on the Internet), politicians, racists, and every other sleezy shitbag this world has to offer.

Photo: Yeah right.

(Self)
Full Name : Douglas Andrew Pollock
Age: 14
Hometown : Erskine
Born in: Paisley
Self Classification: Mosher (in the making).

Education: Dog Training Diploma

(Interests)
Favourite Films. The Matrix series

Favourite Meal: Christmas Dinner

Favourite Actor: Jim Carrey

Favourite Actress: none that i can think of at the moment

Favourite Game to Date: too difficult to tell you

Game your looking forward too: none really

Favourite Bands: My Chemical Romance, Green Day.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coffee and Coca Cola.

Favourite Alcohol: Bacardi

Hobbies: Playstation and PC

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 1

Things that make you smile: Free Stuff, Gadgets, Chocolate,

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bill Bailey, The Hunter!

Things that annoy you: My Sister

Things that well and truely piss you off: My Sister

I guess this fits as my first post.

Full Name : Daniel Arnesen
Age: 17
Hometown : Haugesund, Norway
Born in: Look above.

Education: Videreg?ende VK1. Some kind of high school (second year out of three), I guess.

Religion: None. Atheist. But hey, people need something to believe in.

(Interests)
Favourite Films: It's impossible to choose just one or a few titles. It's easier with TV-series, though. Lost is great.

Favourite Meal: I'll eat anything, but fish is nice

Favourite Actor: Bob Saget... Just kidding, not sure really. Johnny Depp is quite versatile.

Favourite Actress: Hard to say. Nicole Kidman would be a good candidate.

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life, I guess.

Game your looking forward too: Haven't got much time for games, really.

Favourite Bands: Although I listen a lot to music, I'm not that into any certain band. Queen is great, though. But I like pretty much all genres, except metal, punk and country.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Water. Healthy and nice

Favourite Alcohol: Beer

Hobbies: Got a lot of school work, so there's not much time for hobbies - but I like literature (especially Dune by Frank Herbert) and film.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: Not anything in particular. I don't smile that much, really. But hey - I'm not suicidal or anything. I like life.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: I never laugh out loud, but Monty Python cracks me up a bit.

Things that annoy you: Nothing. I've got better things to do than being annoyed at this and that.

Things that well and truely piss you off: I don't get pissed off. I control my anger.

I don't get pissed off. I control my anger.

This is one of those guys that will end up in a mental hospital after mowing down 4 elderly ladies with an uzi.

Just kidding, v?lkommen till TWHL!

Haha, well, you never know when a guy feels like bringing out that good ol' uzi and mow down some innocent, old ladies. Actually, I should've put that under hobbies.

Anyways, takker for velkomsten

Ahaha Sari.

(Self)
Full Name : Timothy John Shelley
Age: 19
Hometown : Plymouth
Born in: Plymouth
Self Classification: Simple Man.

Education: 6 GCSE's with B to C and the rest were pretty shocking, went to 6th form, got kicked out of the first one, went again a year later, and failed everything.

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) Aliens 2nd) Terminator 1 3rd) Preadator

Favourite Meal: Burgers.

Favourite Actor: Arny.

Favourite Actress: Ripley (Forget her full name now, sorry).

Favourite Game to Date: Resident Evil (all of them).

Game your looking forward too: Getting my hands on RE: Veronica X

Favourite Bands: Slayer, Korn, Offspring, Beyonce, Blondie.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot: I dont like any hot drinks... but I guess does gravy count? Cold: BEER!

Favourite Alcohol: Courage Best / Absenth (the proper 88% stuff).

Hobbies: Drinking, Clubbing, Gaming, Modding, Mapping mostly, Dancing, Checking in on forums every now and then :P.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0 D:

Things that make you smile: Lots of things I cant say for PC reasons, Korny films (specially the zombie ones), My mates, Internet "lolage" (has to be good though), watching people beat the shit out of each other over a girl (happened 3 times last night, loving it).

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Funny parts in films, My mates, some things I cant say for PC reasons. My Brother, How stupid people are these days.

Things that annoy you: Bees/wasps/hornets/flies. Americans thinking they are better than everyone else and that they have the "best millitary" and their country is the best etc etc. Practical jokes. Comp crashing at a critical moment.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Spam email, spam phone calls, junk mail, politicians, full time internet residence (Freaks) usually gay furry tards, no offence to gays or furrys.

Photo (optional):

Go easy on me, I just got up.

(Self)
Full Name : Lucas Polito
Age: 14
Hometown : Southfield, MI, USA
Born in: ^
Self Classification: Errr

Education: 9th grade, umm... yah

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1. Reservoir Dogs 2. Fight Club 3. cant decide

Favourite Meal: anything italian

Favourite Actor: no idea

Favourite Actress: no idea

Favourite Game to Date: HL and HL2

Game your looking forward too: iunno

Favourite Bands: cant decide

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): dont know

Favourite Alcohol: meh

Hobbies: gaming, computers, website design, um, other stuff.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: G/F

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: certain girls, funny stuff?, err...

Things that make you really laugh out loud: People randomly exploding, random things,some more random... and ... yah..

Things that annoy you: shitty computers, certain people

Things that well and truely piss you off: annoying people, people that dont know when to shut up, people that talk shit and dont do anything about it (fight, etc)...

Photo (optional): meh

(Self)
Full Name : Geran M. Simpson
Age: 15
Hometown : Sleesburg VA
Born in: Terahute
Self Classification: Mature Arts Nerd

Education: Yes yes...only highschool
(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd): 1st) House of Flying Daggers, 2nd) Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 3rd) Hero

Favourite Meal: Beef Strogonof

Favourite Actor: Uhh...George Clooney?

Favourite Actress: Zhang Ziyi by far (you better say her name right or I'll kick you)

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life 2

Game your looking forward too: Elder Scrolls Oblivion

Favourite Bands: Don't like bands, I just listen to songs I like.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coffee and Coca Cola.

Favourite Alcohol: I'd like a Margarita please

Hobbies: Gaming, Archery, Acting, Mandarin, Wushu

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 1

Things that make you smile: Free Stuff, awesome scores in cs:s, bulls-eyes, acting jobs

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Wow..uhh I don't really know, I have to be in a funny mood, then anything will be funny.

Things that annoy you: PC Crashes, People who think they're great (funny, better than others, cool or attractive) but really aren't, stupid or immature people.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People who think they are cool because they curse and cuss alot. Fools.

Photo (optional):

Full Name : Ashley Holding
Age: 17
Hometown : Burnley, Lancashire, UK
Born In : Ditto
Self Classification: Total Bitch
Social Class : Middle Class, And Proud
Political Allegiance : Socialist

Education: 12 GCSE's , now Studying Bio, Chem , Maths & Psychology AS

(Interests)
Favourite Films : 24 Hour Party People, The Monty Python's

Favourite Meal: Classic British Food : Eg. A Full Indian banquet

Favourite Actor: none

Favourite Actress: "

Favourite Game to Date: Deus Ex, Half-Life, Total War Series

Game your looking forward too: Half-Life 2007 Xtreme Edition ?

Favourite Bands: Joy Division, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Smiths | Recently : Bloc Party , Test Icicles

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Cold, Cold Water. Imported From Finland.

Favourite Alcohol: Decent Bitter, Decent Scootish Whisky

Hobbies: Music (Listening To) & Playing (Im learning the drums) & Gigs etc , Computing ( Wed Dev ) & Talking Shit On IRC

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: midly amusing jokes, certain things the girlies do

Things that make you really laugh out loud: church - church service with college = me in fits of laughter , watching fat people trying to do 'stuff' , 'chavettes'

Things/People that well and truely piss you off: Dialup, people who : have shitty tastes in music ie, ( pop-punk or 'emo' ) , people who listen to this and call it punk, stupid, slow people, fat people, ugly people, people who winge ( JEBUS CHRIST MY FRINGE IS OUT OF PLACE etc ), hippies, children, animal rights activists, human rights activists, working class people, americans, the french, rubix cubes, DIY, msn kidz.

Note : You May Be All Or Some of The Above - If you are, I dont care.

Full Name : Elof Bigestans
Age: 15
Hometown : Stockholm, Sweden
Born In : Stockholm
Self Classification: nred lozl
Social Class : Middle class. I guess.
Political Allegiance : Socialist

Education: 9 years of ground school.

(Interests)
Favourite Films : Shawshank redemption, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction

Favourite Meal: Chinese food.

Favourite Actor: Jack Nicholson, John Travolta and so on.

Favourite Actress: They all suck (no pun intended.)

Favourite Game to Date: Half-life (and 2), Diablo 2, C&C Series

Game your looking forward too: S.T.A.L.K.E.R, HL2: Aftermath

Favourite Bands: Hard one. Hm... Charta 77, Finntroll, Gorillaz, SoaD, Timbuktu, Organism12 (and MBMA), LOK, Metallica

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Milk. FTW.

Favourite Alcohol: Vodka.

Hobbies: Computing. I'm a nerd.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: None.

Things that make you smile: Jokes, irony, sarcasm, satire.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Family guy. Lawl.

Things that annoy you: My sister, noise, christians.

Things/People that well and truely piss you off: The right wing.

Edit: Oh yeah, photo. Blaeh. :

ZL did you just get out of bed? lol

VOX (or, rather, Geran), you look like somebody out of a magazine from the sixties. Are you, or have you ever been, a member of The Beatles?

Heheh, these are actually pretty funny. Ashleh, you seem more angry than you've come across on IRC and suchlike. Usually the other way 'round.

Appendix to my own post:

Political allegiance: socialist (Liberal Democrat party member :))

Heh Ill add onto mine as well

Politiacl allegiance: Screw Politics, what do I know about Politics, except... CAPITALISM FTW!!! But that is more of an economic allegiance.

Gone.

Here's a pic, since I didn't have one at the time of my original post.

Full name: Alexander William Podgorski
Age: 15
Hometown: Portland
Born in: The Middle of Connecticut
Self-Clasification: Deity

Education: in 2nd year of [shitty catholic] highschool, in all hardest possible classes, A's and B's mostly

Favorite Films: Layer Cake, KungFu hustle and Shuolin Soccer (all three of which are much better then they seem at case value), Black halk down, Pulp fiction, all Monty Python

Favorite Actor: don't have one

Favorite Actress: Jessica Alba

Favorite Meal: my recipe taco's

Favorite Games: Half-life, Half-life 2, Shadow of the Collosus, F.E.A.R., Steel Battalion, Resident Evil's

Games your looking forward to: Half-life 3, Civ 5, Re5

Favoite Bands: Senses Fail, the Eels, Green day

Favorite Drink: Pear Juice

Favorite Alcohol: certain Wines

Hobbies: Computers, Snowboarding, Paintball, Level design, 3d modeling not for games, Gameing, Writing, Reviewing, Helping, Lounging around.

Girlfriend: no

Past Girlfriends: no

Things that make you smile: Finishing building a computer, Playing a good game, Beating a good game, Excelent Plots, EM weapons, destruction, seeing my 533 unbreakable text encription codec working

Things that make you Laugh out loud: Stupid people doing stupid stuff, L33tist people fucking up and showing their true colors, funny mouments

Things that annoy you: Horid mapping, Programs Crashing, most big corperations, stupid people, fat women wearing skimpy cloth's

Things that well and truely piss you off: My ADHD, people at times

photo:

You remind me of one classmate i had, Gargly..

Man, garg and fourth look pretty similar.

Except not?

Jessica Alba, dude wtf.

i'll post mine if i'm not too lazy to do it. :>

Nice strap, Frag.

(Self)
Full Name : Spencer Alexander Rose
Age: 19 (April 2 86)
Hometown : Denver
Born in: Denver
Self Classification: hax0r

Education: High School :F

(Interests)
Favourite Films: Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Office Space, Metropolis (The Anime one), Jin-Roh, Se7en, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

Favourite Meal: Burgars! Cancer burgers? - Ant - No, salsa burgers! - Rabideh

Favourite Actor: meh

Favourite Actress: Elisha Cuthbert

Favourite Game to Date: HL2

Game your looking forward too: Diablo III if it will ever come

Favourite Bands: My Bloody Valentine (<- not emo), Cranked Up!, Consonant, Agent Orange, Bad Religion, to name a few.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coffee, Tea, anything with caffeine.

Favourite Alcohol: Smirnoff

Hobbies: Level Design, Warhammer (40K, fantasy = ghey), Photography, Maintenance, Stage Management, Theatrical and Broadcast Tech and Lighting, Demolitions, Urban Exploration.

Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: ATM no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 4

Things that make you smile: Huggles, free food when you're starving, all-nighters, Skype, releasing levels/mods, media releases, kitties.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Noobs getting pwned (I just had to), stupid shit, stupid movies, cute kitties, accidents in which people aren't hurt (hurt meaning they are missing both arms or legs), stupid people, pathetic forum trolls.

Things that annoy you: Sunburn >:!, lack of clean towels in the bathroom, people who get bitchy when they're drunk, people who deny you favors when you're both drunk, when you're out of batteries and your flashlight works but just barely, frayed cables, fried electrical sockets, coax cable.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Preppy kids, 1990's-era lighting equipment, shutters on lighting instruments (<- pure EVIL), a lot of other shit im not gonna list cause im lazy.

Photo (optional):

Meh -

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 14 actually

Ahahaahaha, for some reason, I find that very hard to believe.

Jessica Alba ftw!
Nah, she's okay. But not that great. I had just watched Fantastic Four so it was fresh in my mind.

Lol, Oh god, now we have to start a Jessica Alba fan-club. Does anyone remember her in "Idle Hands" I think it was her first well-known movie.. that is when I started enjoying her cough*acting*cough skills.

Hmf, actress. More like "favorite hot chick" for you.

Of fragment speech!

Nice strap, Frag.

thx. I paid way too much for it (pawn shop.)
I'd like to append my post:

Musical instruments played: Piano, bass guitar, trumpet.

Full Name: Paul Mataruso

Age: 14

Country: USA

Born in: Kansass City, Kansass(I now live in New Hampshire,USA)

Education: 8th grade alomost 9th, The lowest grade I have ever gotten was a 81(B+)

Favourite Films/TV Shows: Full Metal Alchemist(all time favorite), Lost, House, Mythbusters, Attack Of The Show

Favourite Food:none, they are all good

Favourite Actor: none

Favourite Actress: the tomb raider person

Favourite Game to Date: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and all the other zelda games+Half-Life

Game your looking forward to: The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess

Favorite Bands: GreenDay

Favorite Alcohol: none

Hobbies: computers,anything that has to do with really high voltage, tesla coils,networking,mapping,xbox modding,chemistry,anything nerdy

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: yes

Things that make you smile: uhm...stuff that is funny

Things that make you really laugh out loud: uhm...when me and my friend do somethinf really dumb and vidiotape it(snowboardeing out of a tree, getting in suit
caseses and then rolling down a hill)

Things that annoy you: people who ask you really stupid questions, people who think thay are better then everyone else, people who lie to get people to like them

Things that truely piss you off: lots of things

Damn rabid, your like my brother, you have the coolest things.

For instance, that gas mask, or that ammo box next to your comp

@Luke - And he has a crowbar if I remember correctly :P.

Damn rabid, your like my brother, you have the coolest things.

For instance, that gas mask, or that ammo box next to your comp -

;P - Yeah, I have a crowbar. Its hanging in my closet actually, and its blue, but it looks quite similar to the HL ones. I'll have to take a picture of my desk again, it has lots of fun stuff on it atm.

Yeah, I have a crowbar.

I'd been thinking, wouldn't it be cool if some company made (nonfunctional) perfect replicas of the weapons from hl1 and 2? Maybe some plush headcrabs and houndeyes, too. Maybe thinkgeek would do it...

ah, ammo can's, so use full.

mine? mine has a network hub and cables. with LanCan Spray painted on it. perfect for everyones gettoghers

@WCD - Nice shirt dickslit.

then some immature kids wannabe-gordons would be running through a city with crowbars and whacking random people with them shouting DIE ZOMBIE

how is that bad?

ah, ammo can's, so use full

Th' tas perty inromhsce,nsib1e.

no, its perfectly comprehenceable, I just spelled usefull with a space.

Ah, some more.

People that annoy you: People like the people from the show Laguna beach >:|

people that annoy you: people who annoy luke