Deep thoughts..... Created 20 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC by BrattyLord BrattyLord

Created 20 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC by BrattyLord BrattyLord

Posted 20 years ago2004-07-04 20:04:52 UTC Post #38805
"If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"

"Why do they steralize the end of a lethal injection needle.?"

"Why do Kamakasi piolets wear helmets?"

"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"

"if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"

...... deeeeep thoughtsssss................
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 02:17:18 UTC Post #38823
If you drop your keys in molten lava, let them go, cause man, they're gone.
"Why do they steralize the end of a lethal injection needle.?"

"Why do Kamakasi piolets wear helmets?"
Do they?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 05:57:35 UTC Post #38851
Yes and yes.

I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

Why do whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs?

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."

Deeeeeeeeeppppp thoughts. Very very deep.
Go get more deeeeeeeeppppppppp thoughts!
http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 07:19:53 UTC Post #38860
Incredibally deep...
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 08:38:16 UTC Post #38877
If a tree happens to fall down in a forest, somewhere, who's to suggest that it even fell down?
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 11:14:54 UTC Post #38891
We already explained why there are still apes in the religion thread... lol go read before posting a question we already answered :roll:
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 11:25:44 UTC Post #38892
Will bob ever hit puberty?
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 11:31:13 UTC Post #38895
"If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it fall, who gives a shit?"

lol, rabid.
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 13:25:56 UTC Post #38929
if god is infinite, and the universe is infinite would you like a toasted teacake?
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 13:31:20 UTC Post #38934
If martians tasted like chicken, would we have them on barbecues?
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 13:32:15 UTC Post #38936
of course not! the goverment would cover them up. and outlaw chickens.

hey, who's to say martians dont taste like chickens?
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 13:58:24 UTC Post #38945
"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"- It would be too heavy to fly. lol sorry i know were not supposed to answer these but i couldnt let that 1 go :P

"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?"

"If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"

"Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?"

"Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas"
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 14:27:00 UTC Post #38955
lol, armadillo.
"if the materal in the black box in an airplane can survive a crash, they why don't they make the whole thing out of the stuff?"- It would be too heavy to fly. lol sorry i know were not supposed to answer these but i couldnt let that 1 go
twas but a joke. I already knew the answer.
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-05 15:07:25 UTC Post #38978
Also, it wouldn't help. There has to be a gap inside, doesn't there? :)
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-06 09:45:53 UTC Post #39178
"if we can get to hell by digging, why cant we get to heaven by flying?"
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-06 09:49:03 UTC Post #39180
that was my thought.

[14:44] <ministeve> if we can get to hell by digging, why cant we get to heaven by flying?
[14:44] <ZombieLoffe> Good point
[14:44] <ZombieLoffe> im putting it in Deep thoughts
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-06 13:31:48 UTC Post #39230
I'm suprised no-one noticed the topic and came up with the answer yet:

42.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-06 13:37:37 UTC Post #39233
thats the answer to life, the universe and everything f00
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-07 09:51:46 UTC Post #39419
The meaning of life is beer, and lot's of. ;)
Posted 20 years ago2004-07-07 10:22:59 UTC Post #39425
The topic name. The computer name.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:11:48 UTC Post #167300
Sorry for the thread bump, but it took this long for Deep Thought to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything.

:nuts:
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:23:03 UTC Post #167307
"if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
If I remember right, we're not evolved from that ape speicies that we can see on our planet today.
We were evolved from an other one.

But maybe, in, a few hundred million years there will be no apes on our planet, just some very hairy humans-lookalikes.

Edit:

Oh, just noticed that it was a bumb, sorzage
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:24:24 UTC Post #167309
So... ?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:26:05 UTC Post #167311
If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:26:19 UTC Post #167312
So, what? :S
If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.
Yes.
The one we evolved from was far more advanced.
The apes we can see today will, as everything else, also evolve.
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 18:36:32 UTC Post #167322
I believe in God creating all things though.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:01:26 UTC Post #167324
If there were birds millions of years ago, how could there be birds now?! They should've evolved LOLZ!
...

Meh.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:04:08 UTC Post #167326
If I am myself, and you are yourself, then who am I?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 19:37:52 UTC Post #167331
Gman! Dude!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 20:34:06 UTC Post #167337
If White used to be black and yellow used to be green...what was orange before it was orange? :nuts:

[man that was too deep]
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 20:34:43 UTC Post #167338
[off topic]
@Seventh: What do you think the question was? douglas adams is dead so we'll never know :o all we have is that answer :P

BTW, the books where faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than the movie....
[/off topic]

why doesn't catfood taste like mice?

If i travel in the future to visit myself, would i set the time in a loop? cuz when i get back from the future and grow old a you me would visit, and then it goes like that on and on and on and on and on and on and on... and when i die, does it stop?

when the batteries are running out in the TV remote, why do we press the buttons harder?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 20:48:06 UTC Post #167339
Nice bump of an old ass thread.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 22:22:40 UTC Post #167340
If green was purple and blue was yellow what kind of ice cream does Bill want to eat?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 22:26:10 UTC Post #167341
Gold.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:29:10 UTC Post #167345
How do you know that you aren't one of a few conscious people living in a world of unsouled individuals? Are you meant to do something to break the pattern of the casual life to signify advanced existence, or is your life supposed to be miserable for a reason you yet not know? Not only the mind, but can the human soul learn as well?
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:31:44 UTC Post #167346
Or how about, your life is like the 'Truman Show' :o

Or possbile teh matrix~! :o
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:36:53 UTC Post #167348
Those philosophies aren't backed up by a 2000 year old book though. Well neither is the one i mentioned, but it does say in the new testiment about non-heaven advanced existence. Like super brainy foreign species from other dimension.

Oh, theres always the Universl string theory, where the univers is made of and unlimited amount of strings that vibrate to create everythin in the universe. Christians say that it's an instrument played by the hand of god or some master of the universe.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-09 23:38:26 UTC Post #167349
It was a nice bumb luke. I liked his bump. It touched me in so many bumpy ways. I think I'll go bump now. Bye!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 04:22:03 UTC Post #167351
Those philosophies aren't backed up by a 2000 year old book though.
Oh wow, let's ignore them then. Not as if society might have progressed at all since then.

Free will? Hm. Debatable.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 05:21:10 UTC Post #167358
when the batteries are running out in the TV remote, why do we press the buttons harder?
/my brain kersplodes
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:10:13 UTC Post #167395
The lethal injection needle is not sterilised prior to the injection the needle is sterilised at the place they are produced

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:13:58 UTC Post #167398
If a man with a split-personality disorder tries to kill himself - is that a hostage situation???
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:25:07 UTC Post #167401
How can I press a button that was torn out and now is lost?

Why do I go to school if all I do in there is sleep?

Why would a dog want to eat dog food if it's so disgusting that people don't eat it?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:27:10 UTC Post #167402
Is Elon Yariv a dick? Yes, he is.
User posted image
The crazy font never lies.
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:29:35 UTC Post #167405
It is declared true by order of the crazy font...
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 10:57:16 UTC Post #167411
If there were birds millions of years ago, how could there be birds now?!
I bet they have.
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 11:10:08 UTC Post #167416
why are apartments so close together?
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 11:38:36 UTC Post #167420
Why do people drink alcohol?

Why do we suspect the nice guys for having bad intenstions and suspect the bad guys having vorse intensions?
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 16:15:49 UTC Post #167515
Sorry for the thread bump, but it took this long for Deep Thought to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything.
There was me, this big light, and then suddenly stars all around. Mkay? Oh, some big ass explosion was also to be seen ;) .
Posted 18 years ago2006-03-10 17:44:21 UTC Post #167528
If we evolved from apes then apes today might be un-evolved primates that are catching up to humans much later.
It depends on the ecological niche that a species either occupies or somehow pioneers through evolution. Ironically enough, Planet of the Apes probably describes the most likely niche where other primates could evolve to our level, ie. if they are taken down from the trees and forced to live in an industrial world, they would adjust over a shorter period of time than it took our anscestors to evolve into us.

And the reason, again, that if we evolved from apes, there are still apes around, is the ecological niche from which the previous evolutionary step occupied is still there.

That's like saying, "why are there still fish if all life on land came from the sea?" Because theres still a sea, and only a small few of the sea creatures mutated enough to live on land.

Fairly self explanitory if anyone has an actual grasp of evolution. Its not deep thought at all.

Of course the creationist answer is slightly more complex: "Cuz God done make it that way an' stuff..." :P
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