Every one of these sucks miserably, feel free to laugh at the crapitude(or tell me how badly they suck, either one).
-Why did the pirate quit proffesional golf?
Because he couldn't hit the parrrrrrr.
-Why are the number of pirates in the world dropping at such a high rate?
Because they are all contacting Sarrrrrrrrrrs.
-Why did the pirate lose while playing cs on awp_map?
Because even with a scope the enemy was too farrrrrrrrr.
-I've heard rumors that Gordon Freeman will be replaced with a pirate in Half Life 3. Don't worry, he'll still use a crowbarrrrrrr.
-A pirated found his way into Dr. Kleiner's lab, but ran away as soon as he saw Lamarrrrrrrrrr.
-What does an elder pirate sew clothes with?
Yarrrrrrrn.
-Why wouldn't the cowardly pirate venture into the cave?
He was afraid of the darrrrrrrrrk.
-Why couldn't the pirate get to work on time?
He didn't have a carrrrrrrr.
-What do mutated pirates say instead of the typical pirate's word?
Blarrrrrrrrrgh
-Why was the pirate so pissed?
He couldnt unscrew the pickle jarrrrrrrr.
-What makes the world's richest pirate so famous?
He owns avast peice of land.
-Why did the pirate hire a gardener?
He was too lazy to clean his yarrrrrrd.
-Pirate dogs are harmless, but why is everyone afraid of them?
Their barrrrrrk is worse than their bite.
-Why is a pirate's vision so much better than everyone elses?
Because pirates are so good at using their ayes.
-What do fancy pirates call their midyear drink?
May tea.
-Why was the pirate tired every morning?
Because Starrrrrrbucks was too expensive.
-Why did everyone run away from the pirate?
Because he had to farrrrrrrrrrt.
-What do you call the captain of a communist pirate ship?
The Czarrrrrrrr.