Have you noticed how wierd things, things that you usualy would never do can turn out to be a wonderful experience? Like now, i was dying to wisit the toilet, but this time i brought my laptop so im actualy on the toilet right now, and it feels great. Stuff like that! I might be just me or do you also do wierd stuff now and then? What wierd stuff have you done?
This is my top 3:
3: Paralizing cats (not permanent) They look funny when they try to walk
2: Mapped on the crapper
1: I drank a cup of tea while having sex :S The girl found it quite frustrating but i sure did enjoy it!
When wierd turns to wonderful
Created 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:03:06 UTC by
Tosse
Created 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:03:06 UTC by
Tosse
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:03:06 UTC
Post #188698
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:10:22 UTC
Post #188699
Tosse, you sure are an odd fella, but, Yes I have succumb to some odd things, and found them quite enjoyable.
such as:
Dancing with my girlfriend
Getting a manicure - with my girlfriend
Taking fiber
Eating Vegetarian
Uhh, thats it.. umm yeah, I turned over a new leaf with my girlfriend, so im trying some new things with her that I wouldnt usually do, so they are weird to me, but I find most of them enjoyable. Sometimes you gotta shove the need to be manly aside, and do something for the ladies.
such as:
Dancing with my girlfriend
Getting a manicure - with my girlfriend
Taking fiber
Eating Vegetarian
Uhh, thats it.. umm yeah, I turned over a new leaf with my girlfriend, so im trying some new things with her that I wouldnt usually do, so they are weird to me, but I find most of them enjoyable. Sometimes you gotta shove the need to be manly aside, and do something for the ladies.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:22:23 UTC
Post #188700
Ok.... 
??
I didn't used to like chicken, then i tried it and I loved it. Does that count.... not really weird though!
??I didn't used to like chicken, then i tried it and I loved it. Does that count.... not really weird though!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:25:08 UTC
Post #188702
wierd enough! 
@Dorian: Know what ya mean bro!
@Dorian: Know what ya mean bro!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 15:57:29 UTC
Post #188703
I have a whole setup on the toilet. I place a little table for my book or magazine(s), open the little medicine door for privacy, make sure the shower curtain is closed, and turn on a portable heater. Then I relax for an hour. 
Wierd huh?
Wierd huh?
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 16:39:05 UTC
Post #188706
When i was younger my taste in things seemed to change weekly. I would hate peanutbutter one day then love it the next, and i also gained a lust for various sauces, and then they would make me puke the next week...Real wierd...
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 17:06:34 UTC
Post #188710
I have an all-new level of respect for you, Tosse.
I keep bursting into a run when I'm out, even thought it's incredibly hot, because walking is too slowwwww. I think that's probably weird.
I keep bursting into a run when I'm out, even thought it's incredibly hot, because walking is too slowwwww. I think that's probably weird.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 17:15:27 UTC
Post #188712
You know seventh, i do the same thing. When im outside and the heat is killing me i burst into a run to get somewhere faster, even if it gets hotter.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 17:22:18 UTC
Post #188713
Dancing with my girlfriendDude, those do not qualify as weird. Damn normal person.
Eating Vegetarian
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 18:39:21 UTC
Post #188727
haha, I do the second all the time ;D
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 19:09:35 UTC
Post #188734
paralysing cats??
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 19:32:47 UTC
Post #188738
poor cats 
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 21:24:28 UTC
Post #188752
Alex: Heh, I do that too.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 21:29:40 UTC
Post #188753
1) I often find myself sleeping on the toilet, and when I wake up and try to stand up I fall to the ground because I have been leaning on my legs and cut the circulation to them, it?s like having temporary paralysis.
2) When I am in an elevator I often scream out loud "I think the ropes have snapped, we are all going to die", this makes the nervous people panic.
3) Whenever I go rock climbing and reach the top I stand on the edge and if the wind is against me I lean forward knowing that at anytime the wind could drop of and I would fall. (Don?t try that people)
2) When I am in an elevator I often scream out loud "I think the ropes have snapped, we are all going to die", this makes the nervous people panic.
3) Whenever I go rock climbing and reach the top I stand on the edge and if the wind is against me I lean forward knowing that at anytime the wind could drop of and I would fall. (Don?t try that people)
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 21:39:22 UTC
Post #188754
I would think you're funny but I know that you don't do those things.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-05 23:19:22 UTC
Post #188774
I would think you're funny but I know that you don't do those things.Proof you dont know me...my above post is true, I do what I explained, the best rush was when I was on top of "Table top mountain" in south Africa, I was leaning forward into the wind at the edge near where the cable car docks and two climbers where beneath me looking up.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 00:34:32 UTC
Post #188792
Heh, your elevator one, lefty, reminds me of when i was using the airports elevators. They move so sudden that you pratically fell to the floor when they started and jumped at how sudden it stopped. Freaked me out.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 00:42:47 UTC
Post #188794
2: Mapped on the crapper2: Mapped on the crapper
LOL look at alexb911's Avatar!!!11
Do we even want to know how your paralyzing the cats?!1
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 04:19:27 UTC
Post #188808
you all sound like emos and I hate you
because life IS SO UNFAIR
because life IS SO UNFAIR
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 05:51:22 UTC
Post #188819
Meeting someone off the internet... 
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 09:25:14 UTC
Post #188848
Ok if you wanna paralyse a cat, you are going to need something to strap around the cats belly, like a tie or something like that. and then you strap it around the cats belly, near the legs (the legs at the back of the cat, don't know what you call em... backlegs?) And there you go, the cat can't move his legs!
I first noticed this when i strapt a reflector around one of our cats to see what he did, and he took a few steps and fell, tryed to get up, fell. i laughed so hard i cryed. And to be sure i tried the same things on the other cats, they can't move!
I first noticed this when i strapt a reflector around one of our cats to see what he did, and he took a few steps and fell, tryed to get up, fell. i laughed so hard i cryed. And to be sure i tried the same things on the other cats, they can't move!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 10:15:01 UTC
Post #188851
sooo mean...... yet funny!!
the sickest thing a heard was of an ex-pupil of my teacher put his cat in the microwave. he said that the smell was sick, and the cat was bubbling at the skin. (it died)
Im up for a laugh, but that is wrong... although it must have been sumthing with that school... her first day she was knocked out when some1 throw a chair at her, and another ex-pupil is in prision co he slaughtered some kid with a machete.!
the sickest thing a heard was of an ex-pupil of my teacher put his cat in the microwave. he said that the smell was sick, and the cat was bubbling at the skin. (it died)
Im up for a laugh, but that is wrong... although it must have been sumthing with that school... her first day she was knocked out when some1 throw a chair at her, and another ex-pupil is in prision co he slaughtered some kid with a machete.!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 10:45:56 UTC
Post #188856
Sounds like a great school!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 10:52:51 UTC
Post #188859
you are a sick person, how could you abuse animals in such a way
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 11:33:09 UTC
Post #188874
Jimmi...you scare me.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 11:46:21 UTC
Post #188876
Jimmi, that's just plane sick, what i did to my cats ain't hurting them, in fact they don't even seem to bother, and i only let them stay that way for mayne 10 seconds before i let em go again. But yeah, G_KID said it all...
This thread was for wierd stuff you do, not animal abuse
This thread was for wierd stuff you do, not animal abuse
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 11:50:45 UTC
Post #188877
Jimmi, you fuckin sick waco. Die please.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 12:10:48 UTC
Post #188880
You guys are sick! The poor kittens.
Although I hardly believe you, nerds have a notorious reputation for spreding stupid rumors, and believing in everything they hear.
The short guide on skinning a cat:
First, grab your cat by the tail and by the neck. Then you break it's spine on your leg. Make sure it wont be too heavily severed or else the fur will be useless.
If you don't want the head just cut it off. First I'll show you how to skin a cat, including the head.
As for the legs you'll need to open a cut at the paw will run along the leg each leg's end and then start seperating the skin. After you finished sperating the skin, clean the skin from all the blood and find somebody who will buy this fur. Happy skinning!
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Edit:
Haha told you guys, they're bluffing!
Although I hardly believe you, nerds have a notorious reputation for spreding stupid rumors, and believing in everything they hear.
The short guide on skinning a cat:
First, grab your cat by the tail and by the neck. Then you break it's spine on your leg. Make sure it wont be too heavily severed or else the fur will be useless.
If you don't want the head just cut it off. First I'll show you how to skin a cat, including the head.
- Remove the eyes then start from the mouth. Start sperating the lips from the body, but be carefull of else you'll cut them off. Move the knife under the skin all long the head. One the head is free from the skull you'll need to free the other parts of the skin.
As for the legs you'll need to open a cut at the paw will run along the leg each leg's end and then start seperating the skin. After you finished sperating the skin, clean the skin from all the blood and find somebody who will buy this fur. Happy skinning!
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Edit:
Haha told you guys, they're bluffing!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 12:33:31 UTC
Post #188887
Im not bluffing, but as i said i only paralyse the cat's for a moment, a few seconds is enough for a good laugh, the cat don't really bother about it, atleast my cats aren't. But back to the topic, net nerds are always wierd, so tell us about it.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 12:37:51 UTC
Post #188888
WHat the fuck is the world coming to...
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 13:39:16 UTC
Post #188909
Yes you were bluffing, like a TOSSER
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 18:18:41 UTC
Post #188974
I have actuall [one sided] coversations with my dog. Like actually asking her how her day was and etc....
and about the cat comments NEDM!!!!!
and about the cat comments NEDM!!!!!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 18:24:54 UTC
Post #188980
What you guys do, or say you do, to your cats is sick...But meh
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 19:34:35 UTC
Post #188991
PS: Since when was it called Table TOP MountainIt was named Tabletop Mountain because when it gets cloudy up there it looks like a tablecloth on a table. The captain on our cruse ship told us that :
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 19:47:29 UTC
Post #188992
you fucking idiots.
What Tosse does to his cats isn't too bad (although i dont approve) but jimmi, you once again prove that you are a fucking moron. I trully hope you fall and break your neck and become paralised. Fitting.
cats
Weird stuff, eh?
I sometimes enjoy taking photos of myself and editing them to make them silly in photoshop.
Here's the latest -
What Tosse does to his cats isn't too bad (although i dont approve) but jimmi, you once again prove that you are a fucking moron. I trully hope you fall and break your neck and become paralised. Fitting.
cats Weird stuff, eh?
I sometimes enjoy taking photos of myself and editing them to make them silly in photoshop.
Here's the latest -
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-06 23:16:06 UTC
Post #189014
indeed, what you said Jimmi was quie cruel even if it was a bluff.
Heh, superman 'the hunter' with his laser sight. Got anymore?
Heh, superman 'the hunter' with his laser sight. Got anymore?
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 16:11:26 UTC
Post #189173
Laser sight huh? That's why they call you the hunter?! 
He's gonna hunt you down with his laser sight
nana nana nana nana hunter!
He's gonna hunt you down with his laser sight
nana nana nana nana hunter!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 16:37:03 UTC
Post #189177
This is screwed up.
but meh, even i have succumbed to some odd things.
1) Being pinned down and at the mercy of my girlfriend. I found it kinda embarassing, but now its rather erotic.
2) Sobe Pina Colatta Drinks. Funny taste, but its just so damn refreshing.
3) [mumble] anthropomorphic art. [/mumble]
but meh, even i have succumbed to some odd things.
1) Being pinned down and at the mercy of my girlfriend. I found it kinda embarassing, but now its rather erotic.
2) Sobe Pina Colatta Drinks. Funny taste, but its just so damn refreshing.
3) [mumble] anthropomorphic art. [/mumble]
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 16:45:25 UTC
Post #189178
Long live the wierdness!
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 17:03:32 UTC
Post #189182
I keep bursting into a run when I'm out, even thought it's incredibly hot, because walking is too slowwwww. I think that's probably weird.Me too.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 17:24:48 UTC
Post #189187
-Reading quantum physics while having a shit. (Did you know that there's a chance of 1 at 100000000000000000000 that your shit will go right through the toilet and land on the floor? )
-Having odd discussions with The hunter
I,, can't really think of anything else right now.
)-Having odd discussions with The hunter
I,, can't really think of anything else right now.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 17:35:10 UTC
Post #189190
LOL Maddy, have you been reading "the elegant universe" again?
that = pwnaged
that = pwnaged
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 17:51:22 UTC
Post #189192
and about the cat comments NEDM!!!!!
I keep bursting into a run when I'm out, even thought it's incredibly hot, because walking is too slowwwww. I think that's probably weird.Yeah, even if its hotter or more tiring I'll still run because it gets me in front of a fan or AC faster ;P
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 18:02:40 UTC
Post #189194
Wow man..
The wierdest thing that happened to me was my girl breaking up with me when i was playing cs. I got pissed cuz i got awped then she hung up... 1 month later she got knocked up by some dude.
Its not my kid!
woo
One of my cats had a heartattack on thanksgiving. (god rest him)
Now i dont have to clean the piss off my rug anymore.
I randomly went to Lake Compounce (local amusement park) and ran into a really old friend. We started a band and now we're putting out an album.
I havent mapped while taking a shit, but i have drawn out floorplans for maps; if that's close enough to count.
The wierdest thing that happened to me was my girl breaking up with me when i was playing cs. I got pissed cuz i got awped then she hung up... 1 month later she got knocked up by some dude.
Its not my kid!
woo
One of my cats had a heartattack on thanksgiving. (god rest him)
Now i dont have to clean the piss off my rug anymore.
I randomly went to Lake Compounce (local amusement park) and ran into a really old friend. We started a band and now we're putting out an album.
I havent mapped while taking a shit, but i have drawn out floorplans for maps; if that's close enough to count.
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 19:03:58 UTC
Post #189207
that = pwnagedw00t!
Has the super-string theory been dismissed?
No, I'm reading a book called "The cosmoligical code", quite the pwn.
-I've voluntary done maths while having a shit,
Posted 18 years ago2006-07-07 19:05:09 UTC
Post #189209
Hypercubes are wierd, but they are cool.
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