Brain teasers Created 18 years ago2006-07-24 14:08:51 UTC by LeFtY

answer to question 7

Never in a month of Sundays

you made it wrong. you should say that the man that asked a glass of water was speaking in a strange way. he had a hiccup and the barman scared him to stop it.

heh. thats clever

Well done painkiller that's the answer.

The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water.

I could not give too much away, it was designed to make you all think of the possibilities.


Question 11.

A man was walking down a path in the forest when all of a sudden he came to a clearing with an old large house, he was feeling very thirsty and decided to knock on the front door and ask for a glass of water.

After knocking for a while he herd a voice scream out: What do you want, I am cleaning my ?dickfor? and if I don?t finish it, it will rust.
The man at the front door yelled back: If you let me have a glass of water I will help you clean your ?dickfor? because I know what it is like when it rusts out as I have my own ?dickfor?.

The man agreed and let him in to have a glass of water, they both cleaned the ?dickfor? and became good friends. The two men then decided to enter the village competition for the cleanest ?dickfor?, after two days effort and hard judging, the two men won the trophy for best and cleanest ?dickfor?, the men parted their ways and lived longer than expected, all this was said to be due to their commitment to keep their ?dickfor? clean without it getting rusty.

What was the moral of story?

'the fuck is a dickfor?!

YOu asses, i answered number 7 when i posted my fake brain teaser.

Stupid questions, stupid answers, stupid people posting in this thread.

Oh shat.

@ Hunter, this question was a fake, I was fishing for someone who can't see past the text.
So for your answer to

'the fuck is a dickfor?!

?well my friend, a DICK is FOR.
1. Urinating through.
2. Used in sexual acts (either with or without a partner)
3. A phallic symbol.
4. Measuring one's status.

4. So the moral of the story is: don't read too much into things because the answer could be staring straight at you, Oh and read between the lines.

[edit] It wasn't supposed to make sense.....YOU JUST GOT OWNED

These are mostly just silly. There are hundreds of explanations.

nice one lefty

Well, zombieloffe is back I see.

As for this thread... get some real brainteasers and stop wasting my time.

Uhm... A real brain teaser? What's 160 km/h in mp/h?

Three people check into a hotel. They pay ?30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is ?25 and gives ?5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that ?5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets ?2 and gives ?1 to each person. Now each person paid ?10 and got back ?1. So they paid ?9 each, totalling ?27. The bellboy has ?2, totalling ?29. Where is the missing ?1?

lost in translation

I know what happend to it! A muggler took it!

if they paid 30 and got back 3 that means they only spent 27... 25 for the room 2 for the clerk meaning there is no lost 1

but they didnt pay 27, they paied 30

Copied directly from brain bashers.

You fail.

they paid 30 got back 3 meaning they lost 27 out of their pocket

25 room
2 clerk

As for this thread... get some real brainteasers and stop wasting my time.

You sad fucker...its just a bit of fun

yeah, but if they paied a total of 27, and the bellboy has 2, total = 29. 1 short. That's what were looking for

Edit: woah, i just had a revalation:
30 - 5 = 25, 5 - 2 = 3, 25 + 3 = 28.
28 / 3 = 9.333.

Each one of em paied 9.333 apparently...(?)

please reveal the answer cause im the only one who appears to be attempting this and i dont see how this is logical

they paid a total of 27... 25 room 2 clerk... they each got their 3 back from the beginning which was 30

30 - 25 = 5 - 2 = 3 / 3 = 1

10 - 1 = 9 X 3 = 27

25 + 2 = 27

27 = 27

PLEASE GIVE ME THE ANSWER AND IT BETTER NOT BE RETARTED


Edit: wow i did my calculations right before i saw yours... and it seems ours are quite different

ok after reading luke's post i checked that site and i hope u werent talking about me cause i didnt cheat kthxbye

anyway i was right

"We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid ?30, they each received back ?1, thus they now have only paid ?27. Of this ?27, ?25 went to the manager for the room and ?2 went to the bellboy."

they paid 30 and got 3 back, cuz the bellboy took 2.

25 + 3 + 2 = 30.

it was that 9 dollar thing that threw me off.

? isn't $. Also, learn how to spell, "paied" made me cry inside.

was gonna say give the kid a break it was a typo but he did it twice so

come on... no more teasers?