A truly well-made sketch comedy series about Jesus as a badass supercop with some Shaft-like phrases and amazingly funny parts. A 100% must-see!
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Jesus Christ Supercop
Created 18 years ago2006-08-11 05:48:35 UTC by
Daubster
Created 18 years ago2006-08-11 05:48:35 UTC by
Daubster
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 05:48:35 UTC
Post #193104
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 06:26:40 UTC
Post #193105
Man, those episodes kick ass!
I like the part in episode 1 when jesus shoots that guy, then revives him so he can shoot him again and again. Great stuff
I like the part in episode 1 when jesus shoots that guy, then revives him so he can shoot him again and again. Great stuff
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 06:29:04 UTC
Post #193106
that was the most anti-christian thing I have ever seen, you should be ashamed of yourself, may god condemn you to the eternal fires of hell for your humerous blasphemy
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 06:38:41 UTC
Post #193108
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 09:10:45 UTC
Post #193113
Get your jesus off my penis was anything but stupid. Have you even listened to the lyrics?
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 09:40:49 UTC
Post #193117
Jesus off my penis was stupid. Made purely as propaganda and for shock value.
These, however, are semi-funny.
These, however, are semi-funny.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 10:16:09 UTC
Post #193122
highly amusing - especially the reviving then re-killing part!
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 12:17:19 UTC
Post #193128
Jesus has the same phone as me 
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 12:21:37 UTC
Post #193129
Hehehe funny stuff there
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 13:54:40 UTC
Post #193139
Nickelplate, Jesus off my penis was about not forcing your beliefs unto others. How is that stupid?
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 14:35:44 UTC
Post #193140
i wont even bother to watch, I can already tell how it will be.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 15:23:20 UTC
Post #193141
They're pretty funny, these. Hilarious moments at times, like the chloroform scene.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-11 22:18:05 UTC
Post #193166
Stigmata...something's wrong..
I don't like the way you work
I don't work the way you like
That fucking JewI love when his wife leaves him and he keeps shooting himself.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-12 03:59:19 UTC
Post #193182
Heh yeh and when that forensics guy is taking photos at the crime scene he's pretendnig to be some professional photographer. That was funny
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-12 14:55:00 UTC
Post #193212
Haha! Funny ^^
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 13:17:19 UTC
Post #193283
Touchdown!
I had no idea, that there were more eps. made.
I had no idea, that there were more eps. made.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 17:02:06 UTC
Post #193311
omg! I knew of the last three, but the QT versions on the official site stutter unwatchably and YouTube only had the first few.
Sex for Hunter!
Sex for Hunter!
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 17:08:55 UTC
Post #193314
/me accepts gratefully
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 17:15:02 UTC
Post #193316
What makes you guys enjoy these? Should I be laughing?
ok.. ha ha.
ok.. ha ha.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 18:19:02 UTC
Post #193321
Well i didn't laugh a single time when i watched them.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 18:51:25 UTC
Post #193323
Coming from you...That's bliss.
They're ok...
They're ok...
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-13 23:01:08 UTC
Post #193330
Saribous, anyone who implies that Jesus is on thier penis and dresses up like uncle sam to try to impress THIER views on people are just doing it to try to look cool or bad or edgy or whatever...
If he wanted to get a point across, he could've not insulted half the world by doing it. You can say "I disagree with you" and you can say "You're a dumbass" and get the point across with both. But one is slightly less inflammatory than another, don't you think? Please keep your atheism off my penis.
If he wanted to get a point across, he could've not insulted half the world by doing it. You can say "I disagree with you" and you can say "You're a dumbass" and get the point across with both. But one is slightly less inflammatory than another, don't you think? Please keep your atheism off my penis.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 05:50:30 UTC
Post #193350
Its called humour, sometimes you have to laugh at others and sometimes to have to laugh at yourself. Not me however, anyone who mocks me will burn in hell forever.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 06:04:14 UTC
Post #193352
Not me however, anyone who mocks me will burn in hell foreverWhat if that person in particular doesnt believe in hell? Does that mean they just end up head-first into some guys loo or what?
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 06:23:24 UTC
Post #193356
Hillarious.
Will look at the last three later
Will look at the last three later
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 08:09:21 UTC
Post #193375
Thats the best thing i ever saw
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 09:59:34 UTC
Post #193386
I laugh at others any myself, when something's funny. Just when it's trash, I don't.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 10:39:52 UTC
Post #193391
Get Your Jesus Off My Penis was not only hilarious and audially pleasing, it was, in some degree, a bit thoughtprovoking aswell.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 10:44:02 UTC
Post #193393
Saribous, anyone who implies that Jesus is on thier penis and dresses up like uncle sam to try to impress THIER views on people are just doing it to try to look cool or bad or edgy or whatever...You had a choice wether or not to watch that video, did you not? It's not like he constructed a church that everyone has to look at everyday, even if they are atheists/whatever.
If he wanted to get a point across, he could've not insulted half the world by doing it. You can say "I disagree with you" and you can say "You're a dumbass" and get the point across with both. But one is slightly less inflammatory than another, don't you think? Please keep your atheism off my penis.
I see your point clearly but I don't think it's the same thing, he isn't imposing his views on anyone. You are free to watch and listen, which you did.
We can discuss HOW he made his point, that's another thing. But nontheless, it was about "not imposing your views on others", and I found it strange that anyone, regardless of faith, would disagree with that.
And yes, Supercop was trash, i totally agree.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 11:51:10 UTC
Post #193397
Does seeing churches offend you? Perhaps you have a fear of buildings? Because the cross on your flag doesn't seem to bother you a bit. If you wanted to build a 1st Church of Satan or whatever, would you not have the right to do so on your own land?
Just as I don't have to look at a viseo, so you don't have to enter the church.
Just as I don't have to look at a viseo, so you don't have to enter the church.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 12:45:43 UTC
Post #193404
I'm pained to belong to a country that has a cross of some kind in its flag, I should move to finland, no switzerland, sweden, no er..
Holy crap, my keyboard has a cross on it!
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there it is arhgh!
Holy crap, my keyboard has a cross on it!
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there it is arhgh!
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-14 14:28:33 UTC
Post #193412
You can't escape!!!! NOOOOOOO!
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alt+0134 FTW.
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alt+0134 FTW.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-15 11:49:36 UTC
Post #193514
Nickelplate, try to be serious for once ok?
Not once did i say seeing churches offends me, nor the flag of my country. I was hoping you could at least be that open minded to think about what i said, for the sake of discussion. But as always when someone disagrees with you, you start throwing useless accusations around.
Not once did i say seeing churches offends me, nor the flag of my country. I was hoping you could at least be that open minded to think about what i said, for the sake of discussion. But as always when someone disagrees with you, you start throwing useless accusations around.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-15 12:50:59 UTC
Post #193518
But as always when someone disagrees with you, you start throwing useless accusations around.Doesn't everyone?
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-15 14:13:37 UTC
Post #193523
Zombie: aurally 
I thought the video was very funnies...In fact, I'm going to watch it again right now
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alt+0134 FTW.
I thought the video was very funnies...In fact, I'm going to watch it again right now
edit:
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Posted 18 years ago2006-08-15 14:55:43 UTC
Post #193527
But as always when someone disagrees with you, you start throwing useless accusations around.Oh my god, zing.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-15 15:06:12 UTC
Post #193528
Nickelplate, try to be serious for once ok?Nickelplate stop being so sarcastic all the time, i'm deadly serious
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-17 20:30:49 UTC
Post #193780
HAHA! Who says I was not serious? I think the only travesty is your inability to take any opposition seriously, Saribous.
Quoting Saribous:
I suppose my point would be that just looking at a church does not impress any views on anyone. Just looking at a video does.
Quoting Saribous:
You had a choice wether or not to watch that video, did you not? It's not like he constructed a church that everyone has to look at everyday, even if they are atheists/whatever.Whatever you meant by that. I may have misunderstood, but it sure seems like you dont like to look at churches for some weird reason. I don't mind debating, but arguing sucks, so if I missed something, don't be a whiner, just explain it better.
I suppose my point would be that just looking at a church does not impress any views on anyone. Just looking at a video does.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-17 23:21:06 UTC
Post #193784
How is looking at a video impose the views on you? See that little red "X" in the upper right corner of the screen? Press that if you ever begin to feel light-headed, and all of your worries will be washed away
Much like how you can't demolish the First Church of Satin, you can't remove that video from the web, however if you accidentally stumble into that church, the door surely won't close behind you, and that little red "X" won't go grey.
Walk out.
Much like how you can't demolish the First Church of Satin, you can't remove that video from the web, however if you accidentally stumble into that church, the door surely won't close behind you, and that little red "X" won't go grey.
Walk out.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 05:55:27 UTC
Post #193792
I suppose my point would be that just looking at a church does not impress any views on anyone. Just looking at a video does.I agree, a church does not exist to annoy or piss off any members of any other religion (or anyone who does not conform to a religion and is therefore atheist), it is there so Christians can worship. It is not directly attack any religion.
The video however, was.
How is looking at a video impose the views on you? See that little red "X" in the upper right corner of the screen? Press that if you ever begin to feel light-headed, and all of your worries will be washed awayI see your point, however the fact that that video is directly attacking the christian religion, can offend those of the Christian faith.
Not me however, im not so weak-minded to beleive in some all powerful deity. Long live atheism!
(I realise i'm taking this too seriously, I haven't had my morning coffee yet)
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 06:08:53 UTC
Post #193794
Seriously, what kind of browser are you using? I see no red X anywhere...
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 06:16:37 UTC
Post #193795
Not me however, im not so weak-minded to beleive in some all powerful deity. Long live atheism!I wasn't making a judgement on Christians,i just find it hard to beleive in sometinhg when theres only one bit of evidence to prove it (The Bible)
My apologies.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 07:54:52 UTC
Post #193805
Did it ever occur to you that if you dont like the video you should tell those who made it and not those who watch it.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 10:51:53 UTC
Post #193808
only one bit of evidence to prove it (The Bible)How is a collection of fictional stories evidence?
My apologies.
In any case, the video isn't an attack on christianity per se. It's an attack at people imposing their views on others, using christianity. Just listen to the damn lyrics.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 17:17:28 UTC
Post #193834
Not me however, im not so weak-minded to beleive in some all powerful deity. Long live atheism!It takes a lot stronger will to beleive in something than to beleive in nothing. There are examples of existence everywhere, but you can never show me a place where there is nothing. You just have faith in nothing, that's all.
Zombieloffe, a large percentage of these "fictional stories" have been proven to be accurate historically. Nobody doubts much of the bible's historical content, if they know anything. What you should doubt, if you doubt anything, is the miracles.
There will never be any definitive Scientific proof of God, or of the divine nature of Jesus. That's a fact. That is why the whole religious (as opposed to historical) part of Christianity requires faith. Everyone has faith, Flyingduck, some people have faith in a divine being, others have faith in mere humans who create scientific experiments.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 17:30:52 UTC
Post #193835
There are examples of existence everywhere, but you can never show me a place where there is nothing. You just have faith in nothing, that's all.I believe lots of things exist, just not a divine being of all-encompassing power.
It takes a lot stronger will to beleive in something than to beleive in nothing.That doesn't even make sense. Oh, I believe there's a flying spaghetti monster in the sky, so my will is much stronger than yours? Belief has little to do with will.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 18:18:23 UTC
Post #193836
This thread has gone off topic.
Discuss Jesus Christ Supercop, or dont discuss at all.
Also - caek for ZombieLoffe
Discuss Jesus Christ Supercop, or dont discuss at all.
Also - caek for ZombieLoffe
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 21:47:03 UTC
Post #193849
ZL ask me in IRC.
As for JC supercop, it was okay. I dont like the idea of Jesus killing, but it doesnt even look like him...
As for JC supercop, it was okay. I dont like the idea of Jesus killing, but it doesnt even look like him...
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-18 22:13:19 UTC
Post #193851
yeah, compared to the colour photos we have of the 'real' jesus.
Posted 18 years ago2006-08-19 00:29:33 UTC
Post #193856
LOL!
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