wait... again, who the fuck are you? Created 18 years ago2006-09-22 17:33:47 UTC by Archie

No WONDER both of you cant spell!

Its since* not sence.

Yeah, one typo means I can't spell.

Yup.

Full Name : Lucas Polito
Age: 15
Hometown : Southfield, MI
Born in: [strike]Southfeild[/strike] Southfield
Self Classification: Your neighborhood fuck up.

Education: [strike]Sophmore[/strike] Sophomore in high school

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Fight Club
2nd) Reservior Dogs
3rd) Snatch

Favourite Meal: I like a good bowl of soup or chili. Chili... fuck ya...

Favourite Actor: Brad Pitt (Fuck you, [strike]im[/strike] I'm not gay.)

Favourite Actress: Who knows who their favorite actress is? PSSH

Favourite Game to Date: I [strike]couldnt[/strike] couldn't decide.

Game your looking forward to: TEAM FUCKING FORTRESS FUCKING 2 and Spore.

Favourite Bands:
1) Beastie Boys
2) Gorillaz
3) I [strike]dont[/strike] don't usually follow a band, just songs [strike]i[/strike] I like.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot chocolate and Iced Tea (sugar please).

Favourite Alcohol: LOLIMADRUNK

Hobbies: Computers, video games of all sorts, technology shits (not vice versa).

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: Certain girls.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mitch Hedberg or old SNL skits. (new ones suck cawk)

Things that annoy you: Things that [strike]dont[/strike] don't work properly.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People who use AIM talk (die [strike]damnit[/strike] damn it), Scientology, and these kind of threads.

Well, what school did you go too?

EDIT: Argh, forgot that BBcode command. Well, you get my point.

One thing I importantly spelled correctly:

Self Classification: Your neighborhood fuck up.

You just take things way to litteraly. I said that as a joke, tard.

I'm an over-serious tard, and I'm proud.

i wnet to specal schol (No really, I did)

Edit: fuck, should I write one of these? Just seems so frivolous.

And you did so well, Loffe.

Even though you failed, you tried your best!

Who wants to go get some icecream?

WHAT THE FUCK WITH GAY?!
Give me some ice cream.

Full Name : 38_98 Jouson Ringers
Age: 15
Hometown : Glastonbury
Born in: Brighton
Self Classification: Meh

Education: take a guess

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1) Not really
2) That bothered
3) With films

Favourite Meal: Rice

Favourite Actor: Cant remember his name.

Favourite Actress: meh

Favourite Game to Date: Half-life (although RA2: Yuri's revenge might replace it)

Game your looking forward to: anything decent

Favourite Bands:
1) The mehs
2) meh meh meh
3) feh

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Milk

Favourite Alcohol: vIll tell you when i try some

Hobbies: This and that, models, warhammer 40k and modding/mapping for all kinds of games.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: see below

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Yeh, because im obviously gunna tell you my personal life.

Things that make you smile: funny things in general

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bush and his idiotic comments.

Things that annoy you: This thread

Things that well and truely piss you off: This and that, it varies.

And a photo...

And no, i didnt take this very seriously.

Full Name : Karl Oskar Jungell
Age: 18
Hometown : Sj?land
Born in: ?rebro
Self Classification: narcisstic bastard.

Education: Collage.

Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Apocalypse now redux,
2nd) Lock stock,
3rd) various documentarys.

Favourite Meal: A good ol? Hamburger.

Favourite Actor: Johnny Depp

Favourite Actress: Kate Beckinsale

Favourite Game to Date: Quake 2

Game your looking forward to: Dead rising.

Favourite Bands:
1) The lost gecko
2) Ryan Adams
3) White Zombie

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Tea, coffee, coke

Favourite Alcohol: Beer.

Hobbies: Guitars, music, mapping and sex.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 4

Things that make you smile: When people get pwnd

Things that make you really laugh out loud: When people get pwnd by me.

Things that annoy you:
When people doesn't realize they just been pwnd.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Depends. Could be anything.

Photo:
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/runar_feltstrom/Tosseee.jpg

Enjoy. I hope you find it a good read.

Creepy picture Tosse, you look like a gang leader.

If you hate VHE, why did you signed up on this site in the first place?

you lot are all too young, I feel like a paedo

The point of this thread is pretty sad. You have no friends in real life so you try to make the ones on here more real.

Well I feel I must help you achieve that goal. Use Skype, it let's you talk to anyone anywhere with as many people as you want with better quality than a phone. No fees, small download.

Full name: Who cares.
Age: Older than you.
Hometown: Nowhere near you.
Born in: Earth.
Self classification: R18+.

Education: Natural brilliance.

Interests: Everything better than you.
Favourite Actor: The ones who can actually act.
Favourite Actress: See above answer.

Favourite Bands: Bands who create music that doesn't certifiably suck.

Favourite Drink: Urine (full of yellow goodness).
Favourite Alchohol: Urine (it has about the same flavour and effect).

Hobbies: Not caring about this post.

Girlfriend: Yes.

Things that make you smile: Not this thread, that's for sure.
Things that make you laugh out loud: Closing retarded threads. MUAHAHA.

Things that annoy you: Everything and everyone.
Things that truly piss you off: You. And my lack of funny.
Photo: Go to hell.

"Is it necessary to drink my own urine?! No! But I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste!"

hehe, dodgeball, good old film...

Close this thread, it reeks of retardedness.

I feel like a paedo

Perhaps you are one, just in denial.

Said the thirty-something year old .

Full Name : James K.
Age: 18
Hometown : Coventry
Born in: Willimantic
Self Classification: Computer loving, WoW loser, obsessed with school

Education: Attending college for assosiates in CIS, then on to some other school

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Shaun of the Dead,
2nd) Dawn of the Dead,
3rd) BioDome

Favourite Meal: Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwhich from Denny's

Favourite Actor: Simon Pegg

Favourite Actress: I hate woman actors

Favourite Game to Date: Halo

Game your looking forward to: Portal

Favorite Author: Maddox

Favourite Bands:
1) Gorillaz
2) Daft Punk
3) Misfits

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Lipton Raspberry Ice tea

Favourite Alcohol: Jack Daniels

Hobbies: WoW, School, Drinking... Feck Level Design

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: none worth mentioning

Things that make you smile: Puppies

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bash.org

Things that annoy you: (Good call on that AB Mention), Horde not knowing how to play AV, Ninja Looters

Things that well and truely piss you off:
The deterioration of modern society.

And a photo...

Dorian, whatever happened to you at GP? We don't see you there anymore.

lolz if it wasnt a cut n paste of the oldest email joke ever

Uh, no. It was based off the wife 1.0 email joke, but other than that it was hand written by me, just for this thread.

paraphrasing is worse than plaguerism

Full Name : Szabo Botond
Age: 18
Hometown : Lajosmizse
Born in: Kecskemet
Self Classification: homo sapiens, and "thisf***ingworldisnotreal" believer

Education:

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Matrix Trilogy
2nd) V for Vendetta
3rd) Blade Runner

Favourite Meal: Lasagne

Favourite Actor: Kevin James

Favourite Actress: Carrie-Anne Moss

Favourite Games:

1. Deus Ex
2. Mafia
3. Outcast

Game your looking forward to: UT 2007

Favourite Bands (in any order):

Kasabian, Dub Pistols, Queens Of The Stone Age, Fluke, Crystal Method, Overseer, Public Enemy, Masta Ace...etc.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Kinley (ginger) and Tea

Favourite Alcohol: Whisky or whisky combined with cola:)

Favourite Series:

1. Lost
2. King Of Queens (KJ kills me)
3. Dave Chapelle Show (if you can call it a series)

Hobbies: map design, reading (philosopy and Philip K. Dick), kicking the shit out of everyone at Jiu-Jitsu or Nanbudo training:)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: nope

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: > or = 1

Things that make you smile: My cat

Things that make you really laugh out loud: King Of Queens

Things that annoy you:

People, who think, that they're smarter than me.

Things that well and truely piss you off:

The f***ing politics (especially hungarian and american) and those people, who believe the bullshit, that they're talking...read Tocqueville y'all!!!

Photo: http://mastakilla.atw.hu/Me.jpg

whoops, education: attending College